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We humans have what? 3% for fresh water to drink. Now how is that possible. If 97% of the water is undrinkable, how did water evolve to be fresh water?

verlch, Skeptic Friends Network 49 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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themann1086

\"if it weren't for my horse...\"

5/17/2006 6:48:14 PM

NKF

There is nothing to say but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

5/17/2006 6:51:17 PM

Blurb

Water, water everywhere and not a drop kick you in the head, dumbass.

5/17/2006 6:53:51 PM

Anti-Goth

WATER CAN'T EVOLVE YOU FUCKWIT! DID YOU EVEN GO TO SCHOOL!?! *explodes*

5/17/2006 7:02:19 PM

McCulloch

Hey that's rich, water evolved!
Let's explain it in terms you would understand. God put clouds in the sky. These clouds suck up pure water from the salty oceans and then God moves the clouds over the land and they rain pure water down onto the Earth so that we can have pure water to drink. God loves us so much!

Real science is wasted on these morons.

5/17/2006 7:04:48 PM

Denizen

Actually that works AGAINST Creationism. How can the Earth be made for the sole habitation of humans, if 70% of it's surface is made from water that humans can't drink.

5/17/2006 7:09:44 PM

Pike

If evolution were true, then why hasn't water learned how to drive a car?

5/17/2006 7:11:09 PM

David D.G.

Oh, good grief, is this really serious? HOW can people be this brain-dead and still be able to function?


~David D.G.

5/17/2006 7:24:31 PM

g-21-lto

I'd like to know the tortured logic which makes this an argument against ToE. Actually, on second thought, I'm afraid exposure might make me stupider.

5/17/2006 7:24:31 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Medula Oblongata, David. Or as I call it \"Auto pilot.\"

5/17/2006 7:30:03 PM

mad dog

If evolution was true, how come water hasn't evolved into Chocolate Syrup?

5/17/2006 7:34:18 PM

Hadanelith

Evolution has nothing to do with nonliving things, you fuckwit.

5/17/2006 7:38:44 PM

Duke Stronguy

This person is a zero-sum equation personified. No matter what goes in, and what comes out, he just doesn't matter.

5/17/2006 7:42:37 PM

Nekhbet

To quote W C Fields \" I'd never drink anything fish made love in\" O K It's a non sequiter, but so's the @$##%$@&**^& post. H2O evolving- astonishing. Verlch, may all your H2O evolve to H2SO4

5/17/2006 7:44:13 PM

Bone_Vulture

It's very simple, as anyone who's seen the brilliant, scientifically groundbreaking movie \"What the *bleep* do we know?!\" can tell. Water has emotions, and one day it just decided to evolve into something more complicated... Or less salty.

5/17/2006 7:57:52 PM

Papabear

Are you really the world's stupidest person? Do you drive? Hold down a job? Vote? Please tell me you don't have children.

How did your brain \"evolve\" into granite?

5/17/2006 8:20:27 PM

TDR

tell ya what. Leave a bucket outside while it's raining.

That's how it's possible.

(not sure where you're going with the term \"evolve\" in this context.)

5/17/2006 8:22:51 PM

Sungrazer

Denizen, a similar point is that 70% of the Earth's surface is not fit for human habitation.

5/17/2006 8:43:02 PM

NotMe

Isn't this the second post about evolving water? *Dies*

Well not really, but you get the idea.

@Sungrazer, actualy it is more than 70%. 71% of the Earth is covered in water and add the deserts and poles and you'll get a higher figure.

@Bone_Vulture, the funniest thing about bleeps in texts, written or spoken on Dutch television, tend to get translated. So the \"foul language\" that is censored out in English, but still is recognisable, is added in Dutch to the subtitles. Gotta love the idea.

5/17/2006 8:56:32 PM

Klaus

Maybe it's time for a Cutest Fundie of the Month Award?
His perception of reality is so dim it crushes all definitions.

5/17/2006 8:56:46 PM

Julian

Hmmmm, I think this is what happens to people who drink nothing but their own urine!

5/17/2006 9:14:28 PM

Dan

This guy's sig is a FSTDT goldmine all by itself:

What came first the chicken or the egg?

How do plants exist without bugs in the soil, and bugs in the soil without plants producing oxygen?

There are no atheists in foxholes

I suppose bats evolved and then fossilized themselves!

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. II Timothy 4:3,4

II Thess. 2:11 And for this cause God shall
send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

You can not see the 'wind', but you can see its effect!!!!

Evolution was caused by genetic mistakes at each stage?

Radical Evolution has 500 million years to find fossils of fictional drawings of (hard core)missing links, yet they find none.

We have not seen such moral darkness since the dark ages, coencides with
teaching evolution in schools. (Moral darkness)

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places, EPH 6:12.

5/17/2006 9:49:22 PM

pandaman

....
oh dear god

why are some of your people so stupid!

5/17/2006 10:41:55 PM

Luffy

You're right! Maybe some of it is evolving now! Go jump in the middle of the ocean and start drinking all the water you see.

5/17/2006 11:49:57 PM

Tara Mobley

I come here after my Calculus 2 class and I'm greeted with this level of stupidity. The frustration I was having helping a classmate understand using integration to discover if a series is convergent or divergent is nothing compared to what I would suffer with this guy.

5/17/2006 11:53:22 PM
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