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if we were meant to be gay, it wouldve been here from the beggining, all of a sudden we have and outburst....then end is near, Jesus is coming soon

Laptops in the Shop*, Myspace 25 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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I heard that the DaVinci code folks re-translated the Genesis story from the original Hebrew. Turns out it really was Adam and Steve! Praise Jesus, miracle births followed!

5/18/2006 3:08:48 AM


It's been here from the beginning. You just hear more about it now because people are starting to realize it's a silly thing to hate people for.

5/18/2006 3:09:42 AM


It was here from the beginning. Shithead. We were just too afraid of, you know, the BEATING AND KILLING to come out.

5/18/2006 3:09:48 AM



5/18/2006 3:14:17 AM


This man has obviously never heard of Ancient Greece, AKA Buttsex Central.

5/18/2006 3:15:22 AM


Well, if he'd read his stupid bible he might notice that there are prohibitions against male homosexuality. If no one was doing it, there would have been no need to prohibit it.

5/18/2006 3:20:47 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Congratulations. Your head's officially a point of singularity.

Geek to English Translation: You're incredibley dense.

5/18/2006 3:45:37 AM


then end is near, Jesus is coming soon
Oh yeah? When?

5/18/2006 3:51:38 AM

Napoleon the Clown

@Fundie Dolt:
then end is near, Jesus is cuming soon

Jesus likes to give anal?

5/18/2006 3:53:13 AM


Once again, a fundie that doesn't read his own bible. It talks about men lying with men, dufus. According to your own book, gays have been around for a long, long, long time.

5/18/2006 3:55:08 AM


Thine end is near?
Thy will be done.
Up my bum as it is in heaven!

What sort of face is Jesus going to make when he comes? It's been a while apparently.

5/18/2006 4:02:02 AM


I know what you mean, \"Laptopts in the Shop.\"

It's like, when I was 2 years old they all of a sudden started making these thing called books, then when I was 5 there was a sudden outburst of this math stuff, and you wouldn't believe what the world suddenly started doing when I was 12!

5/18/2006 6:08:13 AM


And if we were meant to wear cloths, fly, go 120 miles p/h or swim then we would have a combustion engine in our intestines, winds on the back and webbed feet and we would be born wearing cotton.

5/18/2006 6:19:22 AM


Dear Laptops...,
Sorry to burst your bubble, but we've been around since the VERY beginning. Oh, those evil mutant gay genes!!! GRRRRRR

5/18/2006 7:53:22 AM


OK. Jesus is coming, break out the gays? Makes you wonder.

5/18/2006 10:31:33 AM


Unlike cars and planes which have been around since the beginning of time.

5/18/2006 1:37:28 PM


Not sure if I heard it somewhere or if it was an original thought (doubt that really since most everything has been thought of before by someone else) but I believe that the original rules against homosexuality were due to the small sizes of these tribes. To lose two males that did not reproduce would actually hurt a tribe in that there would be less reproduction and therefore less chance that a tribe might survive. Hence, go forth and multiply (for the good of the tribe).

If homosexuality in a small group were allowed and acceptable it is assumed that others may think it acceptable and \"lean\" that way. Not that I adhere to it mind you, just something that kind of makes sense regarding where this idea of homosexuality being 'bad' may have come from in a fight for survival mode these tribes endured.

5/18/2006 2:38:18 PM


Yeah, because there have never been gay people in history before *coughancientgreececoughancientromecough* .

5/18/2006 4:56:38 PM


There is something homoerotic in the way he says \"Jesus is coming soon\".

5/19/2006 2:38:45 PM


i think this could be kinda erotic to \"all of a sudden we have and outburst....then end is near\"

5/21/2006 3:58:55 AM


Because it's not like these people have just started to realize that hiding this is at best a folly, and at worst, detrimental to one's mental health. No, of course they're just appearing all of a sudden.

3/3/2008 10:41:10 PM


of course, if jesus ever did come again, he would be labeled a heretic by the fundies and crucified.

3/3/2008 11:11:02 PM


So homosexuality was prohibited in the purity rules that the ancient Hebrews were supposed to follow but it didn't exist until a few years ago?

3/3/2008 11:42:07 PM


You know, the craziest stuff comes from one portion of the web, the funniest from another, and the least tolerant from still another. The most hypocritical, the most projecting...these all come from different directions of the web.

But the most thuddingly stupid comments inevitably come from MySpace.

And I thought I liked MySpace.

3/3/2008 11:56:17 PM


Um yeah. It's kinda been around for a while.

3/15/2011 3:50:07 PM

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