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#37422
whitewater55
I heard that the DaVinci code folks re-translated the Genesis story from the original Hebrew. Turns out it really was Adam and Steve! Praise Jesus, miracle births followed!
5/18/2006 3:08:48 AM
#37423
Crosis
It's been here from the beginning. You just hear more about it now because people are starting to realize it's a silly thing to hate people for.
5/18/2006 3:09:42 AM
#37424
Nic
It was here from the beginning. Shithead. We were just too afraid of, you know, the BEATING AND KILLING to come out.
Shithead.
5/18/2006 3:09:48 AM
#37428
Hadanelith
O RLY?
5/18/2006 3:14:17 AM
#37431
CousinTed
This man has obviously never heard of Ancient Greece, AKA Buttsex Central.
5/18/2006 3:15:22 AM
#37434
Papabear
Well, if he'd read his stupid bible he might notice that there are prohibitions against male homosexuality. If no one was doing it, there would have been no need to prohibit it.
5/18/2006 3:20:47 AM
#37443
Napoleon the Clown
Congratulations. Your head's officially a point of singularity.
Geek to English Translation: You're incredibley dense.
5/18/2006 3:45:37 AM
#37448
Mike
then end is near, Jesus is coming soon
Oh yeah? When?
5/18/2006 3:51:38 AM
#37450
Napoleon the Clown
Originally posted by Fundie Dolt
then end is near, Jesus is cuming soon
Jesus likes to give anal?
5/18/2006 3:53:13 AM
#37452
JohnRaptor
Once again, a fundie that doesn't read his own bible. It talks about men lying with men, dufus. According to your own book, gays have been around for a long, long, long time.
5/18/2006 3:55:08 AM
#37457
Julian
Thine end is near?
Thy will be done.
Up my bum as it is in heaven!
What sort of face is Jesus going to make when he comes? It's been a while apparently.
5/18/2006 4:02:02 AM
#37490
Phil
I know what you mean, \"Laptopts in the Shop.\"
It's like, when I was 2 years old they all of a sudden started making these thing called books, then when I was 5 there was a sudden outburst of this math stuff, and you wouldn't believe what the world suddenly started doing when I was 12!
5/18/2006 6:08:13 AM
#37496
NotMe
And if we were meant to wear cloths, fly, go 120 miles p/h or swim then we would have a combustion engine in our intestines, winds on the back and webbed feet and we would be born wearing cotton.
5/18/2006 6:19:22 AM
#37511
Prager
Dear Laptops...,
Sorry to burst your bubble, but we've been around since the VERY beginning. Oh, those evil mutant gay genes!!! GRRRRRR
5/18/2006 7:53:22 AM
#37531
MD20/20
OK. Jesus is coming, break out the gays? Makes you wonder.
5/18/2006 10:31:33 AM
#37554
Nekhbet
Unlike cars and planes which have been around since the beginning of time.
5/18/2006 1:37:28 PM
#37570
Shadows
Not sure if I heard it somewhere or if it was an original thought (doubt that really since most everything has been thought of before by someone else) but I believe that the original rules against homosexuality were due to the small sizes of these tribes. To lose two males that did not reproduce would actually hurt a tribe in that there would be less reproduction and therefore less chance that a tribe might survive. Hence, go forth and multiply (for the good of the tribe).
If homosexuality in a small group were allowed and acceptable it is assumed that others may think it acceptable and \"lean\" that way. Not that I adhere to it mind you, just something that kind of makes sense regarding where this idea of homosexuality being 'bad' may have come from in a fight for survival mode these tribes endured.
5/18/2006 2:38:18 PM
#37599
g-21-lto
Yeah, because there have never been gay people in history before *coughancientgreececoughancientromecough* .
5/18/2006 4:56:38 PM
#37855
NT
There is something homoerotic in the way he says \"Jesus is coming soon\".
5/19/2006 2:38:45 PM
#38233
JadedRevenge
i think this could be kinda erotic to \"all of a sudden we have and outburst....then end is near\"
5/21/2006 3:58:55 AM
#422775
GigaGuess
Because it's not like these people have just started to realize that hiding this is at best a folly, and at worst, detrimental to one's mental health. No, of course they're just appearing all of a sudden.
3/3/2008 10:41:10 PM
#422806
GreasetrapTheViking
of course, if jesus ever did come again, he would be labeled a heretic by the fundies and crucified.
3/3/2008 11:11:02 PM
#422854
szena
So homosexuality was prohibited in the purity rules that the ancient Hebrews were supposed to follow but it didn't exist until a few years ago?
3/3/2008 11:42:07 PM
#422876
Brenz
You know, the craziest stuff comes from one portion of the web, the funniest from another, and the least tolerant from still another. The most hypocritical, the most projecting...these all come from different directions of the web.
But the most thuddingly stupid comments inevitably come from MySpace.
And I thought I liked MySpace.
3/3/2008 11:56:17 PM
#1267262
JSS
Um yeah. It's kinda been around for a while.
3/15/2011 3:50:07 PM
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