What Miracles you ask... Well, let's see... MIRACLES in general. Healing miracles, etc. Personally me, he saved my life while I was in comma, trust me it had nothing to do with the doctors. You get the point
[When I was six, my dad was in a coma. I asked my troll doll if he would be ok, and it said yes, and I attributed his recovery to that little plastic light up troll for years after that. Eventually, though, I figured out that the doctors might have had something to do with it.]
that story was irrelevant. more people believe in God than in dolls. were not thatstupid
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"he saved my life while I was in comma"
Hahaha! I just about choked on my lunch.
"trust me it had nothing to do with the doctors"
Why should I trust you? You seem like an idiot.
How do you know it had nothing to do with doctors? If your faith is so strong and you really believe in miracles, why were you in the care of doctors to begin with?
"You get the point"
Yes, but probably not the point you intended.
Thank you for providing a story which you admit is irrelevant. That was nice.
"were not thatstupid"
Prove it. However low you set the bar, I contend that you are that stupid.
@I Love Mary
"What Miracles you ask... Well, let's see... MIRACLES in general. Healing miracles, etc. Personally me, he saved my life while I was in comma, trust me it had nothing to do with the doctors. You get the point
[When I was six, my dad was in a coma. I asked my troll doll if he would be ok, and it said yes, and I attributed his recovery to that little plastic light up troll for years after that. Eventually, though, I figured out that the doctors might have had something to do with it.]
that story was irrelevant. more people believe in God than in dolls. were not thatstupid"
Let's see what Wikipedia has to say about that:
@WikipediaDelusion :
Although non-specific concepts of madness have been around for several thousand years, the psychiatrist and philosopher Karl Jaspers was the first to define the three main criteria for a belief to be considered delusional in his book General Psychopathology. These criteria are:
* certainty (held with absolute conviction)
* incorrigibility (not changeable by compelling counterargument or proof to the contrary)
* impossibility or falsity of content (implausible, bizarre or patently untrue)
While I'm not one for diagnosing people over the internet, I'd say I Love Mary's post fits all three criteria to qualify as a delusion.
I nominate this for Fundie Post of the Year. Poor spelling, poo-pooing doctors, absolute belief in one's own faith, and a failure to see that a responder's rebuttal completely shreds that faith. And, to boot, an overdose of irony at the end. How does it get better than this?
Sorry, everyone I've met that literally believes God made them in his own image was a troll!
sooooooo,....
Oh and frankly you should've stayed in you comma, because existing as you do in your colon is not that pleasant for the rest of us. PERIOD!
Why is it that the doctors had something to do with the father's recovery but not that of 'ILM'? (Maybe the doll did in fact intervene?) As to trusting the claim that doctors had nothing to do ILM’s recovery, I would need some kind of supporting evidence here. Sorry, ILM, I think your time in the coma (correct spelling) left you brain-damaged and, hence, susceptible to fundamentalist reasoning.
What does that say about God's total lack of action in the Terry Schiavo case? There were more people praying for that woman to live than you could shake a stick at, and yet she still died. No miracles.
These people will see miracles where they wish, just like they see evidence of God where we see nothing more than nature at work.
No, more people believe in dolls because they actually exist. Also, even if you were right, it would simply be argumentum ad populum. I should also point out that people who give credit to an imaginary man instead of hard-working doctors really piss me off. How ungrateful can you get?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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