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For those of who attack some of God's art work--such as the appendix, or exploding galaxies, or the tapeworm--well, you might as well attack my preference for the color green over the color blue! Taste in art is always subjective, so why attack God's artistic musings?

GPLindsey, Internet Infidels 20 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Mr. V

Uh huh. Suuure. It's an art to die a horrible painful death so that some microscopic bacteria can have food. Right. Uh huh, all of us here who don't support surrendering our lovers, children, siblings, parents and friends to feed god's sick ideas of art are just selfish shits.

Fuck. You. And your dickish god. I hope he takes starving artist literally.

1/6/2008 1:26:56 PM

aqualung

you're not making any sense at all mate.

1/6/2008 3:35:08 PM

Hawker Hurricane

Don't complain when I set fire to your house. It's "Art".

1/6/2008 5:28:16 PM

apYrs

I hope when this moron's appendix explodes s/he will refuse treatment

1/6/2008 5:52:44 PM

ventomareiro

Poor chap. God just went Jack Pollock on his brain.

1/7/2008 1:21:42 AM

Tempus

Peritonitis and parasites are actually art now?

1/7/2008 2:38:08 AM

Marlowe

The color green has never devoured anyone's innards, as far as I know.

2/1/2008 12:42:05 AM

Quantum Mechanic

What's so bad about the Uncertainty Principle?

2/1/2008 12:42:56 AM

Mr. Saxon

hey, i can agree with that....

so long as you dont attack my taste for "cum guzzling eastern bloc anal whores #19"
now THAT is art

2/1/2008 12:54:22 AM

Sisyphus

I think people don't like the fact that god's artistic musings cause people to die in agony.

6/18/2009 11:45:33 AM

Clown

Imaginary talk with movie producer:

Studio manager (or something a.k.a GPLindsey): "So, you are an artist, huh? And your next movie will cause the deaths of millions and suffering of at least 200 times more, right?"

Movie Producer (a.k.a God): "Yap. But you really get to see emotions. And struggle, lot's of personal dillemas. You know, that sort of things. Things that people of some loud minorities digg nowadays. Why, is there any problem with that?"

Studio Manager (a.k.a GPLindsey): "Nope, no problems at all. Knock yourself out kid. Tell me if you need some extra resources."

Movie Producer: "Nope, I'm fine. But thanks for the offer."

6/18/2009 11:59:37 AM

EvoPagan

You're a retard.

6/18/2009 3:38:55 PM

Elia

God is an artist now? Who the hell told him he was?

6/18/2009 4:10:39 PM

JSS

Same reason why we attack Hitler for having Auschwitz built.

Apologies for the Godwin.

12/12/2009 5:29:58 PM

The Duelist

So if I use my Katana to dismember/disembowel someone, and take dozens of pictures of it, it's "art"?

Left yourself wide open for that one, pal...

8/17/2010 5:56:21 PM

Blasphemina

Because my artistic musings don't cause unbearable pain, sepsis, and death?

8/17/2010 7:41:47 PM

Justanotheratheist

Some modern art may look like a burst appendix, but I really don't see the logic in this. You can prefer whichever colour you want, because it is indeed subjective, but what the fuck are "God's artistic musings?"

I have to hand it to some of these fundies, they have no peers when it comes to packing the biggest amount of nonsense into a couple of sentences.

8/18/2010 12:23:20 AM

Canadiest

If you want to compare the art-world with nonsense and stupidity I'll accept that analogy. Only because the art-worlds accepted meat dresses, American Standard toilets, curtains across field and numerous other ridiculous, skill-less wastes of time and material in the museums and galleries.

I've heard the phrase " Art must create a response from the viewer or it's not art" too many times. Bullshit. It's an excuse to do something without merit to con an idiotic market

8/18/2010 6:12:59 AM

Ling

You liking the color green more than the color blue is not fatal to millions of people. Rupturing appendicies and parasitizing tapeworms are.

8/18/2010 6:34:46 AM

Nicole

I suppose this person thinks that True Art Is Angsty.

12/8/2011 10:20:28 PM
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