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For those of who attack some of God's art work--such as the appendix, or exploding galaxies, or the tapeworm--well, you might as well attack my preference for the color green over the color blue! Taste in art is always subjective, so why attack God's artistic musings?

GPLindsey, Internet Infidels 20 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#376204
Mr. V

Uh huh. Suuure. It's an art to die a horrible painful death so that some microscopic bacteria can have food. Right. Uh huh, all of us here who don't support surrendering our lovers, children, siblings, parents and friends to feed god's sick ideas of art are just selfish shits.

Fuck. You. And your dickish god. I hope he takes starving artist literally.

1/6/2008 1:26:56 PM

#376247
aqualung

you're not making any sense at all mate.

1/6/2008 3:35:08 PM

#376290
Hawker Hurricane

Don't complain when I set fire to your house. It's "Art".

1/6/2008 5:28:16 PM

#376305
apYrs

I hope when this moron's appendix explodes s/he will refuse treatment

1/6/2008 5:52:44 PM

#376494
ventomareiro

Poor chap. God just went Jack Pollock on his brain.

1/7/2008 1:21:42 AM

#376521
Tempus

Peritonitis and parasites are actually art now?

1/7/2008 2:38:08 AM

#395589
Marlowe

The color green has never devoured anyone's innards, as far as I know.

2/1/2008 12:42:05 AM

#395590
Quantum Mechanic

What's so bad about the Uncertainty Principle?

2/1/2008 12:42:56 AM

#395600
Mr. Saxon

hey, i can agree with that....

so long as you dont attack my taste for "cum guzzling eastern bloc anal whores #19"
now THAT is art

2/1/2008 12:54:22 AM

#973186
Sisyphus

I think people don't like the fact that god's artistic musings cause people to die in agony.

6/18/2009 11:45:33 AM

#973194
Clown

Imaginary talk with movie producer:

Studio manager (or something a.k.a GPLindsey): "So, you are an artist, huh? And your next movie will cause the deaths of millions and suffering of at least 200 times more, right?"

Movie Producer (a.k.a God): "Yap. But you really get to see emotions. And struggle, lot's of personal dillemas. You know, that sort of things. Things that people of some loud minorities digg nowadays. Why, is there any problem with that?"

Studio Manager (a.k.a GPLindsey): "Nope, no problems at all. Knock yourself out kid. Tell me if you need some extra resources."

Movie Producer: "Nope, I'm fine. But thanks for the offer."

6/18/2009 11:59:37 AM

#973248
EvoPagan

You're a retard.

6/18/2009 3:38:55 PM

#973250
Elia

God is an artist now? Who the hell told him he was?

6/18/2009 4:10:39 PM

#1070791
JSS

Same reason why we attack Hitler for having Auschwitz built.

Apologies for the Godwin.

12/12/2009 5:29:58 PM

#1193780
The Duelist

So if I use my Katana to dismember/disembowel someone, and take dozens of pictures of it, it's "art"?

Left yourself wide open for that one, pal...

8/17/2010 5:56:21 PM

#1193811
Blasphemina

Because my artistic musings don't cause unbearable pain, sepsis, and death?

8/17/2010 7:41:47 PM

#1193856
Justanotheratheist

Some modern art may look like a burst appendix, but I really don't see the logic in this. You can prefer whichever colour you want, because it is indeed subjective, but what the fuck are "God's artistic musings?"

I have to hand it to some of these fundies, they have no peers when it comes to packing the biggest amount of nonsense into a couple of sentences.

8/18/2010 12:23:20 AM

#1193942
Canadiest

If you want to compare the art-world with nonsense and stupidity I'll accept that analogy. Only because the art-worlds accepted meat dresses, American Standard toilets, curtains across field and numerous other ridiculous, skill-less wastes of time and material in the museums and galleries.

I've heard the phrase " Art must create a response from the viewer or it's not art" too many times. Bullshit. It's an excuse to do something without merit to con an idiotic market

8/18/2010 6:12:59 AM

#1193953
Ling

You liking the color green more than the color blue is not fatal to millions of people. Rupturing appendicies and parasitizing tapeworms are.

8/18/2010 6:34:46 AM

#1355539
Nicole

I suppose this person thinks that True Art Is Angsty.

12/8/2011 10:20:28 PM
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