[Regarding <a href="http://www.channel4.com/news/special-reports/special-reports-storypage.jsp?id=2385 ">this news account</a> of marines killing 24 innocent civilian members of two families in cold blood, including a three year old girl.]
I couldnt watch it but, u belive EVERYTHING the media says? you know how muhc they screw things up? maybe the 24 civilians were killed, but maybe those marines, in that situation had killed them b/c they saw those 24 as a threat.. IF U ARENT THERE, THEN YOU DONT KNOW...
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Stan: It's just that, you know, he killed twenty-three babies.
Man 4: Well yeah, but it was in self-defense!
Crowd: YEAH!
Cartman: He... killed... twenty-three babies in self-defense?
Skeeter: Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in West Town Park. When that many babies get together they can be like piranha.
Man 5: Three eyewitnesses testified that if Hat hadn't killed those babies, they'd have killed him!
"I couldnt watch it but, u belive EVERYTHING the media says? you know how muhc they screw things up?"
That is kind of ironic because it is the MEDIA reporting the military screw-up that resulted in this unfortunate incident.
"...maybe the 24 civilians were killed, but maybe those marines, in that situation had killed them b/c they saw those 24 as a threat..."
Yeah, especially that unarmed three year old girl. I'm sure the heavily armed marines saw her for the dangerous terrorist that she was and opened fire. The other civilians obviously deserved to be killed in cold blood since they were with her, especially by the soldiers who were sent to Iraq to "liberate" them. </sarcam>
"IF U ARENT THERE, THEN YOU DONT KNOW..."
Speak for yourself, asshat.
I love it!
Breakthrough insight into the Fundy brain:
Two more words for the fundy word redefinition project.
"The Truth "
1. Baseless assertation with no correlation to actual reality or truth.
2. What the fundy wants to hear. "I like it - it must be 'The Truth '."
"An Evil Lie "
1. Baseless libel with no correlation to actual reality or truth.
2. NOT what the fundy wants to hear. "I don't like it - it must be 'An Evil Lie '," even though it for all intensive purposeles is intrinsically and undeniably true. The more obvious the statement, the eviller the lie.
Eg1. There is no evidence God exists.
Eg2. We are hominids.
Eg3. (fictitious) In Eden
a. God said "Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. "
b. And the serpent said unto the woman, "Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. "
Well, ask any fundy and God tells 'The Truth ' and Satan tells 'Evil Lies '
So what happens next:
And when the woman saw that the tree [was] good for food, and that it [was] pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make [one] wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat. And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they [were] naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
Fundie morons intensely dislike getting their illusions quashed so readily. That's why they hate evolution, because it has science and evidence backing it up, unlike the bible.
Same for any justification for the war in Iraq. The Iraqis had NOTHING to do with 9-11, they did not have weapons of mass destruction, and they were no threat to the American people. Kind of like the poor people who were butchered by those American soldiers.
My Lai, anyone?
This is an idiot, but from what I can see, it's perfectly possible that he's just your run-of-the-mill, secular idiot.
Yeah, those 3 year old girls will really fuck you up.
Seriously, the only weapon a 3 year old has is an ear splitting shriek.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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