we cant control the thoughts that come into our head... cuz God made us to be attracted to the opposite sex, but he didnt make us to be attracted to the same sex, so those cant be thoughts in ur head.
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Ditto, MK! Aesmael, I've always hated that smug, smarmy paper clip, but this is the perfect application for it!
~David D.G.
God made us to walk, therefore thoughts about cars, bikes, airplanes and swimming pools can't be in your head.
If He didn't want us to do it, then why did He put it in our heads? Oh, wait, let me guess - to test our faith? Yes!? Alright, what did I win!?
we cant control the thoughts that come into our head... cuz God made us to be attracted to the opposite sex, but he didnt make us to be attracted to the same sex,so those cant be thoughts in ur head."
That's funny. I have such thoughts in MY head.
Nathan, sure you can control the thoughts in your head, that's why God invented Lithium, now put down the goat and go and sit in the corner!
Nothing much more to say about the post, so I'll veer off-topic a bit here:
<<< He probably thinks that covering his head with the blanket makes him invisible to the monsters from under his bed; he can't see them, so they can't see him either. >>>
I really wished they'd managed to work that joke into the Hitchhiker's Guide movie. That was one of the relatively few in the book that would have translated extremely well to the screen, and they left it out.
Oh, and Aesmael, that was beautiful.
The movie came before the book, Crosis. It was first a radio show, then a mini-series/movie, then a book series, then whatever.
<<< The movie came before the book, Crosis. >>>
I meant the movie that was released last year.
And no, they didn't explain all the uses of a towel (though they did make a point of Ford having Arthur bring one). They did a lot of good jokes in there (and a few that weren't in the book that were pretty good - the Point of View Gun, for one), but the problem was that some jokes just don't translate all that well from written to visual. That was the only part they cut that I was ticked off about.
While some things may be too complex for me to wrap my head around, this just might be too stupid for me to comprehend. I tried to come up with something witty, but trying to analyze that statement is either going to make me spontaneously combust, or defecate myself.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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