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She's Mormon.The thing is that she accepts everything from the church as truth. She doesn't even check it out.

Starry4ever, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Yeah, what a dumbshit, huh?

6/23/2006 12:06:38 PM

CT

Irony meter redlined at that... and that was before I turned it on...

6/23/2006 4:18:50 PM

CousinTed

Hmm...Are we perhaps seeing a distant relative of our old friend BigChrisfilm?

6/23/2006 9:04:00 PM

Crosis

Irony meter registered a spike of 43. That can't be healthy.

6/24/2006 1:37:46 AM

Julian

I'm thinking about developing a safety fuse for mine...

If you incorporate your dial in a rheostat, and have a normal fuse connected to the circuitry and the main power for the unit, in theory it will turn off before any critical damage occurs. It's still vulnerable to massive instantaneous spikes though and I'm going through several feet of fuse wire a week on this site!

6/24/2006 2:45:11 AM

NotMe

Julian: Try a capacitor. It should cancel out the spike.

6/24/2006 3:48:34 AM

Crosis

NotMe, the trouble then is that you can't get a good reading on spikes. Better to build a divider circuit and feed in an attenuated signal. That's what I did with mine.

6/24/2006 4:27:28 AM

Random Guy

Good old Pot and Kettle stuff...

1/15/2007 5:31:53 AM

JP

ooh! this mirror is shiny!

1/15/2007 9:38:27 PM

szenah

Noo, the needle broke!

1/15/2007 9:58:14 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

This guy has the most highly polished mirror I've ever seen...

2/1/2008 10:28:13 PM

GigaGuess

Like crazy rumors about Jesus coming back, whisking away the "true" believers, and frying the rest?

2/1/2008 11:07:14 PM

agentCDE

Hang on, I'll try this new digital irony meter I bought from the ACME warehouse.

ERROR: DIVIDE BY ZERO

Oh shi-

2/2/2008 12:18:49 AM

Gypsin

looooooooool XDD

11/1/2009 10:51:43 PM

kat

shiny mirror is shiny

11/2/2009 6:12:55 PM



Oh man, there goes another meter.

11/3/2009 11:38:42 AM

v200

Every irony meter in the neighborhood exploded from that quote.

7/20/2011 11:29:13 AM

Quantum Mechanic

At least we know who pulled the book of morons out of his ass, the babble not so much.

9/28/2012 3:33:51 AM

Anon-e-moose

(emph-ass-is added):

"She's Mormon.The thing is that she accepts everything from the church as truth. She doesn't even check it out."

Check it out:

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?179526-Electoral-Votes-270-to-Win

@cwp76 (emphasis added):

"We need to pray and pray hard for Romney to win the swing states"

Yep. There's that conviction & non-hypocrisy of the religious Reich shining through eh, Ruptured Retards...? 'Anyone but Obama', eh? Oh no; it;s not as if none of you Raptards have ever said that, nor ever exhibited any political expediency, nosiree. [/hyper-sarcasm] Haven't even you lot at RR even accused Romney of 'Flip-Flopping', policy-wise? Because it's not as if you've ever shown any intention of flip-flopping, political allegiance-wise, nosiree! [/hyper-sarcasm II]

Therefore you'll all be voting for Obama regardless, amirite?! What is your attitude towards Mormons again, RR...?!

Moral: What this cunt-for-brains Raptard says here even makes the concept of 'Irony Meter explosion' seem like a goose farting in the fog. No 'Hypocrisy Meter' past, present or future is safe from this quote.

9/28/2012 7:14:57 AM

anti-nonsense

hahahahahahaha.


12/11/2012 2:47:47 PM

Justanotheratheist

Another mass explosion of irony meters like that and we'll be in real danger of going the same way as the dinosaurs.

12/11/2012 11:22:13 PM
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