This is also a theory. An omnipotent god could have made the world out of aluminium foil. You can't prove me wrong. so my theory has as much validity as your crazy theory of evolution...
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"This is also a theory."
No, it is not. A theory has scientific evidence to back it up. What you have here is a wild, wacko, pulled-out-of-your-butt fantasy.
"An omnipotent god could have made the world out of aluminium foil."
You must first show that an omnipotent god exists.
"You can't prove me wrong."
The party who makes an assertion is responsible for supplying evidence to back up his/her assertion.
"so my theory has as much validity as your crazy theory of evolution..."
The ToE is supported by mountains of evidence; good, solid, scientifically collected evidence. Your "theory" is supported by... uh, ... you. Therefore, your "theory" has no validity at all.
bjbj1991 #41782
<< Whoever came up with the "It is just a theory" argument should be decapitated and shot. >>
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In that order? Not much point to the latter, then.
This comment reminded me of one of my favorite movie lines, from Heavy Metal : "Hangin's too good for 'im! Burnin's too good for 'im! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces --- and buried alive!"
~David D.G.
Yes, you're right, An omnipotent god could have made the world out of aluminium foil. Very good! Now repeat after me!
God is not omnipotent, he only has the strength of a unicorn and cannot repel iron chariots. (too lazy to find the verses).
after a few hundred of those try.
God does not exist, he was invented to answer questions superstitious dumbasses didn't know the answer to. It was vaguely excusable back then, now all your belief is doing is flagging your own ignorance!
Well, yes. But then there's no proof that there is an omnipotent god, is there? On the other hand, there is abundant proof that bigkid needs his meds readjusted--the aluminum seems to have broached his brain.
Yes, I can prove your "theory" wrong. The world does not have the properties we would expect if it were made of aluminum foil.
And "you can't prove it wrong" is not a good argument. It's a terrible one, in fact, because science generally ignores anything that can't theoretically be disproven - it's a waste of time, because we'll never know. There are plenty of things that, if found, would cast some serious doubt on evolution (and enough of them would disprove it, or at the very least force modifications to the theory) ... and yet they haven't been found.
In the beginning, God created Union Carbide and it was good. And Union Carbide brought forth roll after roll of foil, clingwrap and other consumables.
He then scrunched it up into little balls and made the heaven and the Earth.
On the 2nd day he made double sided sticky tape to hold it all together.
He was most pleased as he caught the short bus home.
the "/n" stuff looks like the web text parser had some issues temporarily. See things like a qoute mark or an enter key can't be used in programming languages inside stored text because they do things like end the string or create a new line of code. So yo embed them (in C they use slashes "/") /" is the code for put a quote in the text, // means put a slash in the text, and /n means put a new line character in the text. There are a couple others too.
You don't even know what validity means, do you?
It means you have a coherent chain of reasoning, which you obviously don't.
Your argument also ignores evidence to the contrary that anyone with half a brain knows, meaning your argument is also not true.
To put it simply, you're a dumbass, which is a valid and true argument.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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