[A creationist commenting on the evolution victory following the Dover trial]
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture."
And yet, despite the best attempts of the finest in American Creation Science, including 'I.D.'s greatest - certainly best-educated - promoter Michael Behe, Judge John E. Jones III found for the plaintiffs.
PROTIP: Judge Jones is a Conservative Christian. Just like you, Ray. He was personally appointed to the Federal bench by president George Dumbya Bush. A Conservative Christian who believes in Creationism. Just like you, Ray. And who was it who voted in - twice - Dumbya? Conservative Christians who believe in Creationism. Just like you, Ray.
Therefore, the only thing you should be saying Ray, is this:
We've been attacked by the stupid, uneducated segment of the culture. Just like me.
Hindsight isn't 20-20, I think you'll find. And it's the lack of foresight by you & your Creationist ilk that has resulted in the final nail in the coffin of the whole Creationism vs. Evolution debate. Without a finger lifted by we Atheists, the whole educational agenda of the Religious Right has been destroyed by the Religious Right.
By people just. Like. You. Ray.
It continues to go on: Prop. 8 being overturned (Judge Vaughn Walker appointed by Bush I). DADT being repealed (despite your voting in a Repubican majority in the midterms). Dance, our puppets, dance...!
>:D
The teaching of 'I.D.' (and therefore Creationism) as fact in all accredited educational establishmentsis now illegal and unconstitutional. Ergo, Creation is lies. Evolution is fact.
The law says so.
Q.E.D., bitch. And that fact has to be accepted by the Religious Right in the US. Just. Like You. Ray.
Romans 13:1-2 orders you to after all. Otherwise, you're going to Hell.
Ergo, the more than infinite superiority of we non-fundie Christians, Muslims, as well as Buddhists, Wiccans, Agnostics & Atheists. QED. Feels good to be intelligent and educated. Care to give me just one logical reason why I should be like you, Ray? Oh yes, that's right - fundies like you have no concept of logic. Thus Kitzmiller vs. Dover.
We Atheists have the evidence. Therefore we win. All you fundies have is a book of fairytales. Ergo, you lose. Q.E.D., bitches.
[/ultra-smug & hyper-superior]
Moral: Irony. It can be such a cruel bitch.