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whoops is a christian supposed to use science to prove things such as religion? Or is that reserved for atheist...oh well, okay about evolution...Using science what is newtons laws??? Stuff about gravity...am i correct? Yeah, and what was that law about something staying in motion...blah blah blah, i'm not very smart when it comes to this stuff, but i can beat any one of you hard workin studying atheist in an argument, simply because i'm right...and your wrong. It's very simple, but that gravity question...if the big bang "theory" is correct...then why is venus rotating on it's axis a different way then earth...???? Wierd wouldn't that break newtons's law for the big bang theory??? Whoops, did i just solve the case? Just call me professor

kleinpower, ChristianBurner Discussions 24 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Hey professor, learn to spell. The only thing you have professed is that you are a pompous asshole with zero credibility. 'I'm not very smart' is the only smart thing you said. Yeah, you really exposed 'newtons's' law. Wow. what a genie-us.

6/23/2006 12:03:43 PM

Crosis

<<< whoops is a christian supposed to use science to prove things such as religion? >>>

You can try. Good luck.

<<< if the big bang \"theory\" is correct...then why is venus rotating on it's axis a different way then earth...???? Wierd wouldn't that break newtons's law for the big bang theory??? >>>

No, it wouldn't break any laws of physics. And you are either woefully ignorant, a complete moron, or (more likely) both if you think it would.

6/24/2006 2:15:49 AM

Julian

Bizarro world!

I wonder if that was Kent Hovind's original draft of his \"thesis\"?

6/24/2006 2:32:52 AM

CousinTed

Technicaly speaking, Newtonian phsyics are quite outdated. Why do fundies always try to argue against the oldest possible version of a scientific theory? Do they not realise that science changes to fit new information?

Darwin is not the be all and end all of evolution!
Newton is not the be all and end all of physics
I could most likely destroy this moron in a debate!

6/24/2006 3:34:47 AM

NotMe

In short:

I heard something called X, I also heard that X does Y but I'll also atribute property Y' to it. After that I heard about Z. I don't really understand X,Y,Y' or Z but I'm sure that Y' and Z are incompatible making Y wrong and X false.

I'm amazed that he still sticks to the earth after \"disproving\" gravity.

6/24/2006 3:53:25 AM

Julian

CousinTed, my Tracey Chapman CD could destroy this moron in a debate. This moron already destroyed himself above!

6/24/2006 4:31:06 AM

Salvador

This is so ignorant, I'll have to laugh.

A little?

Oh, man, no, I can't. This is so rich.

5/22/2007 7:00:04 PM

cyborgtroy

Break newton's laws? How? If you think you're so damn smart, clarify yourself.

"Whoops, did i just solve the case?"

No.

1/16/2008 5:00:30 AM

Cool story, bro

I lol'd.

4/7/2009 1:11:24 AM



Professer. You. Are. A. Dumbass. Clear enough?

4/13/2009 12:05:17 AM

Sisyphus

I think Stephen Hawking will want a word with Isaac Newton about taking credit for his theory.

6/18/2009 11:48:57 AM

Clown

Newtons's law and Big bang theory? Who was that Newtons you are talking about? A guy from Discworld books?

6/18/2009 1:26:24 PM

katie5000

"...if the big bang "theory" is correct...then why is venus rotating on it's axis a different way then earth..."

What the HELL does the BBT have to do with THAT??

"Weird wouldn't that break newton's law for the big bang theory???"

Newton had NOTHING TO DO with the BBT. At all. There is NO "Newton's Law for the Big Bang Theory". I have to say, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

7/9/2009 9:48:37 PM

shykid

Does this even make sense to anyone besides you?

My guess is no.

10/29/2010 11:17:29 PM

shykid

Disregard this; I suck cocks.

10/29/2010 11:20:41 PM

Swede

You don't need to prove anything about religion, really. As long as you keep it to yourself, that is.
When you try to push it onto others, and want laws to be written in accordance with the Word of God, then we want proof, evidence.

You are aware that there are other groups, beside "christian" and "atheist", aren't you? Oh, and please learn the plural of atheist.
The letter I, when used as a pronoun for yourself, should be capitalized.

If you think you're "not very smart when it comes to this stuff", then why the heck open your mouth and let us all know just how stupid you are?

I'll call you village idiot, m'kay?

10/29/2010 11:45:55 PM

Anon-e-moose

"whoops"

Just that makes kleinpower sound very amusingly camp, so I'll just leave the rest of his BS as 'tl;dr'.

@shykid

"Disregard this; I suck cocks."

Certainly explains kleinpower's use of 'whoops'! X3

10/30/2010 8:56:03 AM

rw23

> i'm not very smart when it comes to this stuff

We noticed.

10/30/2010 2:56:07 PM

Angua

Yeah. Newton's Big Bang theory.

You know. The idea that space is expanding. The idea that was first proposed by astronomer and Catholic priest Georges Lemaître because he saw it as an implication of Einstein's theory of general relativity. You know, the same Theory of Relativity that actually provides a more accurate theory of gravity than Isaac Newton'd theory of gravity.


10/30/2010 3:08:07 PM

radda

How cute he thinks he`s people ^^

10/30/2010 4:39:12 PM

Pirate

what.

10/30/2010 7:06:46 PM

The Duelist

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You've gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

4/26/2011 1:30:03 PM

TWoozl

Go and sit in the corner, you babbling idiot. Adults are talking.

4/26/2011 1:32:54 PM

Saringuy

'/whoops is a christian supposed to use science to prove things such as religion? Or is that reserved for atheist'/

nope. religion is unfalsifiable. therefore, it can't even be taken seriously as a scientific claim. if you would like to pass yours as a fact however, you'll have to prove it with science, just like any other hypothesis. you won't be an exception just because you have faith. this is the main reason religious ideas doesn't pass. besides from being absolute bullcrap anyway.

3/27/2012 2:31:53 PM
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