As an Italian living in the US, I would like to publicly disavow this idiot.
5/24/2006 6:50:09 AM
That HAS to be a sapper! Surely...
Please say yes!
Damn I'm glad I learnt to think.
Elated I live on the other side of the World too!
5/24/2006 7:14:34 AM
Thinking bad! Bible good! Sopranos racist!
5/24/2006 7:16:40 AM
\"I went to Pope School and all I got was a big-ass-hat and a fat ring.\"
5/24/2006 7:19:18 AM
Pfft... Julian is always showing off the bling.
5/24/2006 7:44:49 AM
Napoleon the Clown
This is satire... Right? RIGHT?!
5/24/2006 8:36:47 AM
Just remember, thinking is for the pope. The popes of the past invented or researched the light bulb, astronomy, chemistry, physics and all those other useful items we got.
And all those evil \"Producestands\", he didn't even learn the correct answer, breaking away from the pope a few centuries ago just to make a show to mock the catholics.
And maybe we should follow the examples set by your jews. Using public transport is good for the enviroment.
5/24/2006 8:47:59 AM
Originally posted by Marc Bruno Antonelli
Thinking is only for the
Which is true. Since 'a pope is \"every single man, woman, and child on this Earth.\"' It's in the book, people.
5/24/2006 9:16:11 AM
I'll assume this to be sarcasm until I get conclusive proof it's not.
5/24/2006 9:20:45 AM
Why is it Jews always live in apartments and use
transit instead of owning a car and a house?
Some of us like apartments better than houses. Some of us live where we can't afford houses. New York City isn't known for cheap real estate. Some of us do own houses.
Using transit is good for the environment. Some of us do own cars. In New York, there is no sense in using a car all the time; what's the subway for? Decoration?
They always want to borrow on someone else's back.
Oh, yeah, we always borrow off of other people by living in apartments that we pay large sums of rent for, and using public transit that we pay for with our taxes. Or was this supposed to be disconnected from your previous sentence? It's still a baseless assertion. Let me give you a little hint here: If you make a statement, and you claim it applies to an entire group, you're likely a bigot.
And they try to make kids in school \"think\".
Oh no! What a terrible crime! How dare we persuade kids to think!
If we let kids think today, they'll be solving problems and bettering the planet for everyone before you know it!
Life has nothing to do with thinking, you just got
to learn the right answer.
Quite so! Life doesn't require you to think! Thinking is bad! Just learn the right answer! What is the right answer? The Brooklyn Bridge! Since you are a loyal, faithful nonthinker, I'll give you the chance to buy the Brooklyn Bridge for a mere $5,000! Don't think! Just buy! It's the right answer!
Thinking is only for the Pope.
Have you ever heard the phrase \"two heads are better than one?\" It makes the fundamental assumption that both heads are actually in use. An empty head is no good whatsoever. Would you like to know what the world would be like if only the Pope ever thought? (Think Dark Ages.) Of course, if only one person on the planet were allowed to think, the Pope would be a bad choice. If I had to let someone else do my thinking for me, I'd pick a person who doesn't believe that a magic sky fairy gives him special instructions.
School isn't for \"think\" it's for learning to give the right answer!
Some people do blunder through school merely trying to memorize facts long enough to please teachers, yes. This doesn't mean those people are the getting the most out of school, and it certainly doesn't mean that people should try and emulate them. Based on this assertion and your egregious grammar, I would recomend returning to school and doing it right.
It's like the Producestands (who are
\"Producestands?!\" What the hell is this supposed to mean? Anyway, Protestants are not Jews. Here's a little clue: If a person believes that Jesus Christ is some form of \"savior\" to him, he's a Christian— regardless of whether he agrees with you on all the details.
...who broke away from Pope and say they
Um, this was a really long time ago. What does it matter, anyway? Protestants and Catholics both believe that a magic sky fairy created the universe, they both believe that he sacrificed himself to himself so he could violate a rule that he made up and save his creation from his own wrath, they both believe that the SAME
ancient book of myths describes this sky fairy and his exploits, but they disagree on whether some guy is the sky fairy's spokesman and on what the book of myths really
No such thing!
Do you mean to suggest that there's no such thing as reason? In that case, the sky is green. Prove me wrong without using reason. Or did you merely mean that Protestants aren't reasonable? I can agree there, but that doesn't mean you're too rational yourself.
And they make fun of us in Sopranos.
Do you want to be made fun of in tenors? Seriously, it's a fucking TV show. It's not an insult to anyone.
Anyone who makes shows like that should
get rubbed out!
Oooh! Censorship and
murder of the person who said something you disagree with! How totalitarian! Would you like a secular dictatorship like the Soviet Union, or would you prefer a Catholic theocracy like pre-Enlightenment Europe? I'm guessing the latter.
Such things are not for public display, just
to learn the right answer in private!
What's this supposed to mean? \"Ban what I don't like and privately indoctrinate everyone with what I do like?\" My Acme Translator is shot, so I can't make any sense of this. (Poor thing. I tried running two Hovindisms in a row through it, and it just died on me!)
5/24/2006 9:38:44 AM
\"Producestands.\" The Pope forbids selling fruits and vegetables now? I guess if an apple got us thrown out of Eden, a peach might send us straight to hell. And don't get me started on cucumbers!
5/24/2006 11:53:41 AM
Tak, the Hideous New Girl
It's like the Producestands (who are
Marc Bruno Antonelli, you are officially the Stupidest Person Alive!
Thanks for the laugh.
5/24/2006 1:25:53 PM
Life has nothing to do with thinking, you just got to learn the right answer.
And how are you supposed to do that without
thinking, you retard??
It's like the Producestands (who are really Jews)
I've heard of Jerusalem artichokes, but this is ridiculous. Looks like his time in school really wasn't
about \"think\", and apparently he failed to even get the right answer. Congratulations, Marc, you're a top notch failure.
And they make fun of us in Sopranos. Anyone who makes shows like that should get rubbed out!
Way to break down those stereotypes, Marc. Idiot.
5/24/2006 1:39:52 PM
What can I say that Maronan hasn't already said so well.
5/24/2006 2:41:46 PM
Fine. YOU don't think. For the rest of your life. ever. I'm betting that he can't do it.
5/24/2006 2:59:58 PM
You are a bigger embarassement to Italians and Italian Americans than Tony Soprano could ever hope to be.
5/24/2006 3:06:07 PM
Mad Dog, He's also an embarrassment to every hominid after Australopithicus
5/24/2006 4:09:08 PM
Mysteriously Anonymous Guy
Fundamentalism in nutshell, with a side order of jew-hate. I'm impressed. Disturbed, but impressed.
5/24/2006 5:18:44 PM
\"Producestands\"?!? Gadzooks, I can hardly type from laughing so hard!
But I'm with Alejandro -- no way this is genuine. PLEASE.
5/24/2006 5:33:47 PM
5/24/2006 10:46:08 PM
So thinking about this a little, we can conclude.
A. This post has no thought behind it whatsoever.
B. The Pope's off his rocker already!
5/24/2006 10:52:04 PM
I thought \"Producestands\" were where you went to by bananas, fuck was I wrong...
5/25/2006 12:21:26 AM
<<< Why is it Jews always live in apartments and use
transit instead of owning a car and a house? >>>
1) They don't all.
2) It's cheaper that way.
<<< Life has nothing to do with thinking, you just got
to learn the right answer. Thinking is only for the
Nothing like a little blind obedience. Don't question, don't think, just do what I say.
I can't think of one time in history where practicing that as a general rule has turned out well.
<<< Fine. YOU don't think. For the rest of your life. ever. I'm betting that he can't do it. >>>
Oh, I bet he can. It won't even require effort, because after reading that I'm not sure he's capable of thought at all.
5/25/2006 2:42:28 AM
Yeah, and black guys have names like \"Carl\" while white guys have names like \"Lenny\"
5/25/2006 10:16:16 PM
\"Why is it Jews always....\"
Okay, stop right there. The moment someone says \"(other group) ALWAYS does X,\" it's pretty safe to say that it's pure bigotry talking.
Of course, I'm still mostly convinced that this is a manifestation of Poe's Law here, but I'm just sayin'.
5/25/2006 10:59:02 PM