If girls shoud cover thier Milk bags, so should men...
cause in this generation men get turned on when they see women showing thier milk bags.... Women do get turned on when they see men showing their empty bags.... Us men to need to wear shirts in beaches.... too... not just women... Girls wearing bikinis do turn on men.... same goes with bading suits.. but i think bading suits are more appropreit then bikinis.. and men wearing shorts is more appropreite then speedoes....... Women have their rights to cover them self so should us men,.... i think working out in gyms might be different but idk bout that one though... Girls seeing guys without Shirts, and/or wearing speedoes can be a major turn on.. So men cover your selfs....
Boys seeing girls with out a shirt and/or wearing bikinis can be a major turn on... so Women Cover your selfs... even if your wearing a thong put some SHORTS on....
WOMEN please Cover your dirty pillows, and Your milk pillows are for breast feeding..... and i guess for your husband... Men cover you empty pillows, and i don't know what our bumpy pillows are for, and i guess for your wife.....
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You know, I honestly feel kind of bad for the kid. He's obviously gay, and is thus suffering from tons of psychoses due to being completely ashamed of it. Not to mention his parents are likely asshats, too.
Anyone want to start a "Get Justin Shanahan Professional Help" fund? I'll chip in five bucks.
Why cover ypourself at all? If you are slim (not Anorexia nervosa or Bulimia nervosa skinny but the "just right" slim) and good looking you should go around naked. It is the way nature wanted it! All the ugly people can go around naked to, just not in public.
How do we determine who is ugly? That is simple, you are placed before a jury of peers from the opposite sex and judged. Jury duty comes with free bleach for washing your eyes if you feel it to be necessary.
This guy is nuts, either he is a normal person who has an alter ego online or he's just plain screwed up. Milk bags! if anything they are milk glands, if they constantly contained milk surely it would go off. This is definitely one of his best ones.
Is it possible to get a regulars area where people like JoJo, justin etc get their posts put, they really are gold.
Women do get turned on when they see men showing their empty bags....
Um, not all women go around full of milk like a cow, fucktard.
Milk bags?! What city is he in? I'll go beat him myself. I'll even wear my "Justin Shanahan" Danger Zone 2 shirt.
Julian -- I have suspected for some time that JS has been a practicing coprophiliac, he probably just doesn't know that word.
"Dirty pillows?" I don't know what women you associate with, JS, but those "pillows" are washable.
Can't you bring yourself to use the word "breast?"
"bading suits?" Not once, but twice.
"selfs?" "appropreit?" "appropreite?"
Jeez, Louise!
Justin is partly right, milk 'pillows' *can* be used for sleeping on, and I don't mind a little breast feeding myself, image
What's so bad about getting turned on anyway? Will we all suddenly become rampaging rapists? Funny how it's only fundies who hold that view, most people have a little thing called 'self control', and another asset known as 'appreciating beauty'.
???Milk bags????
Justin, really, you need to get out more. For god's sake man, spend a coupla hundred and get laid, if not for you, then for god.
Some people get turned on by people that wear leather, does that mean no one should ever wear leather? Some people get turned on by people's feet, does that mean no one should ever wear shoes? Some people get turned on by casts, does that mean no one should have their bones mended if they break? Some people get turned on by nurse outfits, does that mean nursing should be abolished? Some people are turned on by buttless chaps...
Haha, bading suits.
And of course "milk bags," "dirty pillows," "milk pillows," "empty pillows," and "bumpy pillows." WTF are bumpy pillows? Is he referring to male genitals there, or manboobs, or what?
I can't believe someone is seriously using "dirty pillows."
WTF are bumpy pillows?
Bitch tits that look like cottage cheese?
This guy's pretty messed up whether he's a troll or not. As for Techno/Trance/Rave, I'm pretty sure he'd have a heart attack if he went to a dance club in, say, Ibiza. Lots of that kind of music. Lots of milkbags on display too.
someone who HATES the body god wrought!!
and he's incapable of using words: "milk pillows, milk bags.......
Even the bible has the word "breast" in it, and other naughty words. This is sheer inane prudery (worse than that of the vaporous Victorians), and so sad (in the colloquial sense
"i think working out in gyms might be different but idk bout that one though... Girls seeing guys without Shirts, and/or wearing speedoes can be a major turn on.. So men cover your selfs...."
Your turned on by dudes in speedos at the gym? If I ever saw a dude lifting in the gym just wearing a speedo I'd run up behind him and kick him in the balls when he was at the lowest spot of his crouch. I wouldn't even be able to come up with a witty catch phrase...it would just be "AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!" *punt*
"I can see your dirtypillows."
"They're called breasts, Mama. Every woman has them."
- Carrie
(That was the first thing that popped into my head when I read this)
Dirty pillows? DIRTY?!?
You are a dirty fuck.
The various terms he uses to avoid saying "breasts" (except for "breast feeding") and "nipples" amuse me.
As for the rest? Well... at least he's consistent. The whole "men can go shirtless in public but women can't" thing is somewhat of a double standard, no?
Yeah *sigh* that's been my problem all along; turning on the babes too much. That's why I cover up most of my rugged manliness, I'm just too macho, they can't control themselves. I'm too sexy for my shirt, but what can a guy do? If I had a nickel for every time I've been accosted by gangs of horny women as soon as I remove an article of clothing - doesn't matter what it is - ooh, they're just too wild! Imagine how many I'm saving from sin by not wearing Speedos. Yeah, buddy - me and Tom Jones - it's a tough life.
should, their, because, bathing, speedos, about, appropriate
pillow fetishist ?
women have BREASTS and NIPPLES. so do men.
both men and women may enjoy seeing a scantily clad membr of the opposite sex, or even the same sex.
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