God has a better answer to the over-population of the earth, kill almost everyone and start agin with Jesus in charge this time and tell everyone the whole truth at the start... many will live loving lives inthe new earth... but everyone [almost] has to die first to get rid of the dependence on sin
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The whole "truth":
Sorry people, I can't really be bothered with you. Just have a good life, be nice and whatever you do, STAY IN SCHOOL! If you do that I might just let you into heaven. If I feel like it.
God has a better answer to the over-population of the earth...
Sounds more like a fundie idiot's answer to supposed over-population.
And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
Apparently he forgot the ending to his Noah myth.
I would tend to think killing everyone off is not necessary. If he just came down, said hi, and proved he was GOD I would be more than happy to convert. I would not hold my breath though, stranger.
Remember, your omnipotent, omniscient, omni-benevolent, perfect God already botched the job so badly he decided to drown nearly everyone and everything. Are you saying that this perfect God of yours has buggered it up to that point AGAIN? You really need to fire that God. He's seems quite inept.
That "better answer" is not necessarily better, and it is likely to be coming not so much from God as from schizophrenia.
What really scares me is the possibility that this person may decide to start doing "God's work" in this project on his own. Plenty of murders have been committed by people thinking they were doing something God wanted them to do.
~David D.G.
@stranger
God has a better answer to the over-population of the earth, kill almost everyone and start agin with Jesus in charge this time and tell everyone the whole truth at the start... many will live loving lives inthe new earth... but everyone [almost] has to die first to get rid of the dependence on sin
Please, for the love of humanity, don't even think about doing God's work for him.
<<< This is a very very nice man,and not a fundie at all!!! >>>
Obviously. I mean, that whole bit about everyone dying first? Couldn't ask for a nicer guy, could you?
</sarcasm>
"everyone [almost] has to die first"
i.e. I think me and my friends should live, but the rest of you all deserve to die you horrible, worthless sinners and we'll take over the world and live happily ever after in our ignorant, superstitious dystopia!
"kill almost everyone and start agin"
1. Good solution. I might use that one.
2. Start agin what? I'd say "idiots", but I doubt that was where you were going.
Unless, of course, that was supposed to be "again". This is why you should avoid typos.
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