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[Fundie to English translation: colored folk don't have souls]

Well, I distinguish between "man" and "human".

"Man" is a decendent of Adam, the first white man.

Hence my screen name.

"Human" is a contraction of "hued man", i.e a colored individual.

I believe "humans" were on the earth long before "man" came on the scene.


The difference between the two -

"Man" has a SOUL.

"Humans" lack this all-important attribute. This is the fundamental distinction between the white race and all the other races.

This is why we don't want to be around THEM.

This is why they instinctively parasite off US. This is why they view us with a combination of awe and hatred.

Adamic Man, Vanguard News Network Forum 43 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Anja C.
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Ace of Sevens

I always thought it was the colored folk that did have soul.

5/24/2006 2:33:46 PM

judge mad dog

I sentence you to moving to harlem and working at a homeless shelter for the next ten years.

5/24/2006 2:37:57 PM

Hadanelith

Fuck you with a hand grenade, you racist asshole.

5/24/2006 2:43:26 PM

Prager

If you are as \"religious\" as I think you would claim to be, start praying to your version of god that those who hold you in \"awe and hatred\" never find out who you are.

5/24/2006 3:02:05 PM

niccomm

so let me get this straight...

Human is a contraction of hued-man?
I've learned something new.
But Adam was the first man, yet the hued-men preceded him? Huh?

Wow, I guess god does work in mysterious ways.

I wonder what \"woman\" is a contraction of?

5/24/2006 3:21:33 PM

Beckling

Fuck off.

5/24/2006 3:33:57 PM

bigevildan

No, I don't think that's why they view you with awe and hatred. I think it's related to the stunning combination of stupidity and intolerance you display.

5/24/2006 3:36:40 PM

Papabear

I'm a white guy and I find your stupid racism awesome, and I look at you with hatred.

I think you got it wrong. You don't have a soul, you're an asshole. Please try to keep that straight.

5/24/2006 3:50:04 PM

MD20/20

niccomm,
Woman is actually a contraction of woah MAN! (the first statement made by man upon seeing woman because everyone KNOWS man's first language was English)

5/24/2006 3:55:55 PM

NotMe

He's got quite a good point. Apart from Jews not being white yet being the choosen people of his god, Jesus not being white yet being the son of his god and for just being a general asshole.

5/24/2006 4:20:06 PM

Anti-Goth

I cannot believe we already gave out the Racist Fuckwit Award. \"Adam\" here just takes the frickin cake.

5/24/2006 4:38:36 PM

David D.G.

<< \"Human\" is a contraction of \"hued man\", i.e a colored individual. >>

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Good grief, what heinous linguistic crimes people commit in the name of their stupid pet ideas. That's hardly the main problem here, but it's the one that really mashes my buttons personally (well, that and the fact that he embarrasses the heck out of sensible people who happen to share the same skin tone as his).

For the record, the word \"human\" is descended from the Indo-European -dhghem, which roughly translates as \"being from Earth.\" For my part, I would rather agree with this twerp that while he may be a man, and even from Earth, he certainly does not qualify as a human being. The only annoying thing is that he would take that as a compliment instead of the insult it is.


~David D.G.



5/24/2006 5:16:20 PM

TDR

MD20/20, that's so much better than what I was going to say...

and yet another fundy word redefinition: Man = whitey.

5/24/2006 5:58:11 PM

Gerard

<< \"Human\" is a contraction of \"hued man\", i.e a colored individual. >>


Aah...obnoxious AND stupid. How refreshing.

5/24/2006 6:08:00 PM

Ice

Makes you wonder what that \"humanism\" is all about...

5/24/2006 8:14:11 PM

Chrisoya

Adamic Man certainly doesn't seem to be human. 'course, I'd hesitate to call him a man either, and I can't think of any animals who deserve the comparison.

5/24/2006 8:33:00 PM

Jax

Thats the same argument that the slave-owners in the old south used to justify putting the black man into bondage, I can't believe people still believe this.

5/24/2006 8:42:22 PM

dykitty

Adam's part of your creationist fairy tale, you racist fuskwit.

5/24/2006 8:45:22 PM

Minstrel Boy

Adamic Man thinks that black people are looking at him with awe and hatred. Actually, they're looking at him with an expression that says, \"Why doesn't that asshole clean up the shit in front of his trailer?\"

5/24/2006 8:58:21 PM

The Last Conformist

If Adamic Man denies being a human, I suppose that means he doesn't have any human rights? Now, where did I leave that lynch mob ...

5/24/2006 9:47:57 PM

CousinTed

The only awe that non-white folks feel when they look at the two hundred and five pound red neck bagging their groceries is at how one man can become so sweaty.

5/24/2006 9:56:33 PM

Seth

I'm half white. So do I have a half a soul? o.O

Hey....I can use that as an excuse as why I'm an atheist.

5/24/2006 10:32:45 PM

NonHomogenized

Stupid racists make Hulk angry!

GRAAAAAAAAAHHHH! HULK SMASH!

5/24/2006 10:35:07 PM

Julian

Wow, so \"I believe in evolution\", yet \"I ALSO believe the Creation myth\".

The only way this is possible is to show a profound ignorance of both.

Oh!

Sorry, don't mind me! The penny's dropped.



5/24/2006 10:57:11 PM

Julian

Talk about a dickhead!

God - HAHAHA
Gathered a pile of dirt together - HAHAHAHAHAHA
Shaped it like a man - HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
And breathed life into it - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
and this 'dirt' was WHITE!?! WTF!!!!

5/24/2006 10:59:22 PM
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