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[Arguing against evolution]

lol I suppose the next thing will to say Santa Claus is real? How lame and pathetic the human race has become.

PureFukinHate, ChristianBurner Discussions 15 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Santa is every bit as real as jesus.

6/23/2006 11:55:52 AM

Fundy's Advocate

Evolution does prove Santa, though.

\"Jesus is as real as the image Coca-Cola created of me.\"

-S. Claus

12/27/2006 11:09:18 PM

David D.G.

Hey, back when I believed in Santa Claus, at least I tried to verify him with evidence! There were the half-eaten cookies set out for Santa, the half-drunk glass of milk, the thank-you note from Santa for the refreshments for his long journey, and even ashen footprints on the hearth (which never got on the carpet, because Santa obviously didn't want to make too much of a mess).

The fact that my parents were the ones fabricating the evidence doesn't change the fact that I at least was trying to use it; I was just a little boy and did not know how to do it very well yet.

That can't be said of the hundreds of thousands of scientists over the years whose work has validated the ToE and never overturned it, even when they tried to do so. Even when individuals do make mistakes or succumb to hoaxes, these are eventually discovered, BY OTHER SCIENTISTS, and the situation is corrected -- and still the ToE stands firm.

The only deception going on here is that perpetrated by those whose faith is threatened by facts that are inconveniently inconsistent with it. I only misinterpreted evidence for Santa; fundies are the ones who ignore reality to deliberately manufacture evidence in support of their own fantasy.


~David D.G.

12/28/2006 12:09:26 AM

Mr. Chuckles

How lame and pathetic the human race has become. - i know we let people like you live isnt that sad?

12/28/2006 4:44:20 PM

Doctor Whom

Belief in Santa has given me more tangible payback than belief in any deity has. Hail Santa, full of grace, the toys are with thee.

12/28/2006 5:31:49 PM

Kris Kringle

Dear PureFukinHate,

You can just forget about that choo-choo under your tree...bitch.

And remember, hate can change, stupid is forever!

Merry Xmas,
Santa

1/15/2007 10:14:48 PM

Bravante

In fact the story of Santa Claus is a nice example of mythic evolution. From a greek bishop in what today is Turkey he became a nordic obese white man wearing a Coca-Cola costume.

12/17/2007 2:22:15 AM

Jon

You're right about Santa Claus. Wrong about evolution. Try again.

12/17/2007 7:03:46 AM

Shadow Panther

Oh he did not just dis Santa. JEEVES! Fetch me my rifle and flamethrower.

6/20/2009 3:09:12 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Cancel Christmas, motherfucker.

6/20/2009 3:15:13 AM

Clown

Poor Santa. He just lost one of the rendeers because of this disbelief.

Also, care to tell that to Coca Cola company? Or to those guys in Christmass village at North Pole?

6/21/2009 9:42:40 AM

X

...I call Poe. His name, 'nuff said.

10/11/2009 6:20:09 PM

louislois

This is an obvious troll/poe.


10/11/2009 6:49:25 PM

Blaze

Wait Santa isnt real?!!!!

7/12/2012 5:32:58 AM



Saying Santa Claus is real is like saying God is real.
Saying evolution is real is like saying the sun is real.

7/12/2012 7:20:41 AM
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