You don't know what is wrong with a display celebrating sodomy during Christmas time? Of course you don't! You are a homo lover and a God hater just like the rest of those who represent PFLAG.
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It's a rainbow-colored Christmas tree. PFLAG doesn't "celebrate sodomy" (I do, though!)--they are the Parents and Friends of Lesbians And Gays, hence the acronym. Surely, Christmas is a time for love and support, right?
I didn't know there was a celebration. Saint Sodom's Day?
Of course, one wouldn't celebrate sodomy at Xmas time, that's the season of oral sex. Jeez, don't these people know anything?
I read through the entire thread. It's an amusing set of false dichotomies on her part along with some stupefyingly obtuse interpretations of various arguments that were presented to her. All kinds of formal fallacies.
As for "celebrating sodomy" and being "a homo lover and a God hater", I know plenty of gay Christians. Why they would want to be Christian is beyond me, since it's like being the hated minority group of a hated minority group. They just can't win. Still, they're some of the best people I know. Certainly better in every measurable sense than the fundamentalists who attack them at every opportunity.
Methinks Dani doth protest too much, hehe... if ya know what I--oh, screw it, it's so much more fun to be explicit.
Last Christmas, Dani's husband fucked her up the ass, then pulled out and shoved his shit-covered cock into her filthy whore mouth just in time to blow his load on her tonsils.
Peace be with you, Dani, beautiful child of Jesus.
Hey I don't remember the three wise men rocking up with a posse of ho's!
And they gave gifts of oils, spices and shiny things. Shit, two more of them and it's an episode of "Queer Eye !
"No, no, no - the ambience is all wrong, what is this a barn?"
"Get that mangy ass outta there."
"No girlfriend, a long robe will cover your sandal toes, but if you tie the sash diagonally it hints at your sugarlode!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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