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I was a catholic, but then i got saved.

Loyem.... aka Silent Killer, POD Warrior Forum 14 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Too bad catholic school didn't get you learned. Do they call you 'silent killer' because you are a cancer on society?

6/23/2006 11:52:54 AM

Crosis

I do not understand this obsession these fuckwits have with calling Catholics non-Christian. Most Catholics I have met (there are exceptions, but not many) have been far better Christians than any of these idiots.

6/24/2006 2:18:12 AM

NotMe

I was a catholic, but then i got saved.

By the police from being assraped, for the Xth time, by my priest.

6/24/2006 3:55:28 AM

oJo

You were always saved.

5/7/2007 1:46:35 AM

Brainy

Well, I grew up as a fundy, but then I got smart.

5/7/2007 2:24:27 AM

anti-nonsense

I do not understand this obsession these fuckwits have with calling Catholics non-Christian. Most Catholics I have met (there are exceptions, but not many) have been far better Christians than any of these idiots.


I think you just answered your own question.

5/7/2007 2:31:49 AM

√ėyvind

Gem.

5/7/2007 2:42:41 AM

Godbuster

So you're an atheist now?

8/25/2009 12:48:31 PM



Or you got really stupid.

12/27/2009 9:12:59 AM

Quantum Mechanic

I was a Methodist, then at the age of seven I read the babble and realized it was obviously all bullshit for people who are obviously dumber than a seven-year-old.

12/17/2011 5:34:56 AM



I used to be a religious person like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

12/17/2011 11:50:53 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I was a catholic, but then i got saved."

Funny then, that Martin Luther existed only after the Roman Catholic Church.

Ex-Olympic gold medal-winning athlete and long-time born-again Christian Jonathan Edwards was saved...:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Edwards_%28athlete%29#Religious_beliefs

...but he got better. [/"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"]

Moral: So 'Faith' can move mountains, but can't get the saved Sarah Failin into the White House. Yet - like a black man in America - a mere British athlete can prove that nothing's impossible.

You can get better too, Loyem.

12/17/2011 12:37:05 PM

TheImperfect

Saved from what? The priests? Yeah, that's definitely something to be thankful to be saved from.

12/1/2013 9:00:24 PM

Dr. Shrinker

"I used to embrace THAT nonsense. Then I got saved. Now I embrace THIS nonsense."

12/18/2013 5:37:28 PM
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