Sex is short for sexual intercourse. The definition of intercourse is "Dealings or communications between persons or groups." So, sexual intercourse is intercourse between the sexes. As such, there's no such thing as homosexual sex.
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"So, if homosexual sex doesn't exist, how can it be a sin?"
Use of the dictionary in this context would only be useful if he had looked up the phrase "sexual intercourse". As with many phrases in the English language, it connotes more things than its component parts. Jayson, you are an idiot.
Jayson states:
Hm. It includes "groups" in the definition, so orgies must be ok. But orgies must necessarily involve two or more people of the same sex. But homosexual sex can't exist, so I'm just hopelessly confused.
Jayson states:
Sex is short for sexual intercourse.
Jayson- Variant of Jason Mythological Greek hero captain of the Argo, Jason did not exist. Therefore, using Jayson's unique logic, Jayson does not exist.
What an idiot. Jayson spent the time looking up "intercourse" but neglected to look up "sexual," which means "of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes," or "having or involving tha act of sex," so a better definition of "sexual intercourse" is "dealings between persons involving the act of sex." Duh.
That is the most twisted, um, logic, I have ever read. I use use the word 'logic' lightly of course.
Wow, failed by your own definition. Two persons can be a man and woman or two of either, or three of each, by that definition it does not matter. You have just failed spectacularly.
There's got to be a word for people who nitpick over etymologies and historical definitions in order to avoid using a word to say what it means now. There was a guy on Wikipedia who used to do that (interestingly, he was a Greek Orthodox monk) -- he would consistently harp on the "classical" definitions of words, and would put up a fight over anything that disagreed with it. It was embarrassingly similar to a typical interdenominational doctrinal dispute, except in this case the guy was being demonstrably a jerk.
"The definition of intercourse is "Dealings or communications between persons or groups." So, sexual intercourse is intercourse between the sexes"
You quoted definiton of intercourse says nothing about two opposing genders.
Wait a moment, I must have missed a step there. How did you go from "persons or groups" to "between the sexes"? Last time I checked two women are two persons and three women are a group.
If there is no such thing as homosexual sex, then there is also no such thing as communication between two women or two men. Funny, I must have imagined the phone-calls from other women I got this morning...
"As such, there's no such thing as homosexual sex."
Wouldn't any form of talking be known as INTERCOURSE by your standards? so two people of the same gender can NEVER EVER TALK?
Great! So there's nothing for you to worry about!
Man, I've got to pull that out with my fundie grandma sometime...
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Oh, man... that was good! That was good, OP. I give you 50 points for originality. Now, go eat a cookie or something.
Anon-e-moose
"intercourse. The definition of intercourse is"
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And right up my end (chortle, guffaw, fnar-fnar!) here in Yorkshire:
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Which is the sound one gets by blowing the Pink Oboe...! X3
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