Stop fornicating and reclaim the Holy Land already.
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It is pretty obvious that knows nothing about the Crusades. I also doubt that he has much sexual experience, but I am not able to judge.
Besides, Catholic Nationalist is a very, very obvious troll.
SEX - Pleasurable and creates life.
WAR - Unpleasant and creates death.
I win!
Also; I finally read it....
....Edgar Allen is strong with this one.
What does a Vulting Deus mean? I know "Deus" means "God". But what does Vulting Deus mean?
@Malingspann : Something like the World in Conflict game, I imagine, except set in the Middle East instead of Europe. At least at first, and then the assorted alliances start kicking in and drawing an ever-increasing number of factions into the fray, culminating when somebody gets desperate and launches a nuclear missile at somebody else.
A full-scale war in the modern day isn't the sort of thing that has winners; only people who lose slightly less than the others.
@Pink Jackboots
Knowing these types of people (or the types of people being parodied if this is a POE) it's probably more the vagina that's evil than the penis.
Because it's always the woman's fault for seducing the man.
@SpukiKitty
'Deus vult' is Latin for 'God wills it'. It was the Pope's rallying cry for the First Crusade.
I think this guy might just be a poe, too.
OHHHHHHH I definitely agree on the smell of ruptured organs, spilled blood, and devastated landscapes...but there are sooooo many ways to COMBINE war and sex!
Why don't you let me show you crusaders a few ways, and hopefully a new, always appreciative Lord to crusade for...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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