You know what I think is funny? That fact that you are going to burn in hell for eternity, hahahaha!!
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MD20/20 -- Here are a couple other of my favorite quotes from Tommy. You're wife oughta love these.
"If forgers and malefactors are put to death by the secular power, there is much more reason for excommunicating and even putting to death one convicted of heresy."
"As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power."
-- Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
If there is any justice in this world, Jess will line up for a front row seat to watch only to discover that the folks she expected to see burn weren't there, and that Satan's show demands audience participation.
You know, god says something about not laughing when bad things happen to good people. The verse escapes me, but as I recall, it says the same thing happens to you if you laugh.
I love how christians know the bible a lot less then atheists. But then, I suppose they wouldn't be christians if they did study it for once, not just the lovey-dovey parts their pastor reads them.
So, this sadism thing working well for you?
I don't think Jesus likes sadists, or gloaters.
I remember something about "treat others as you want to be treated" and "love thine enemy".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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