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Christ saved me from Atheism in 7th grade...

Ander, POD Warrior Forum 18 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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TheRowan

Oh no, an atheist! Save me, Jesus-Man!

2/10/2008 5:03:19 PM

Iczer-04

Umm... Ander the pod people warrior??!!



Beware of the pod people...

8/31/2009 7:38:06 PM

Philbert McAdamia

That 7th grade atheism is a bugger!

9/1/2009 5:39:45 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Atheism saved me from Christian fanaticism in college. Is there a point to this discussion?

9/1/2009 9:42:09 AM

ChristPuncher

To bad he couldn't save you from stupidity as well.

9/1/2009 9:52:08 AM

Angua

Not really fundie. All he's saying is that he converted to Christianity when he was in seventh grade. I don't think it really belongs on this site.

9/1/2009 9:48:32 PM

Trask

What a coincidence! In 7th grade I realized Christianity was a crock of shit and threw my cross necklace at this one atheist kid...

... oh, shit.

Whoops.

9/1/2009 11:02:58 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Logic saved me from Christianity in 4th grade.

Do I get a prize?

8/7/2010 11:26:02 AM

The Duelist

Logic, Buddhism, and martial arts(not to mention R.A. Salvatore and my sister) saved me from hysterical delusion(also known as Christianity) in 10th grade! How incredible! Buddha can save us from hell!!!!

8/7/2010 11:39:55 AM

Fompili

Pizza saved me from my diet! Rain saved us from sunshine! Tinfoil hats saved my brother from making decorative swans out of said tinfoil!

Seriously though, Buddhism saved me from falling for stupid sky-god religions ever again.

8/7/2010 11:52:00 AM

The Duelist

Ah yes, being saved from a diet is ten times better than being saved from Hell, cause if you go to Hell, you get to spend eternity with the smartest people in history!!

And listen to AC/DC as well, which only counts as eternal punishment if you are a stuck-up prude... which is why they are eternally banned from Hell, and have to make do with heaven. That's why they spend so much time lying about Hell, cause they're jealous of our eternal awesomeness... XD

8/7/2010 5:49:15 PM

Kuyohashi

And rationality saved me from a life of abject boredom and total bullshittery in kindergarten. No shit, I believed in Santa Claus long after I realized the Bible was nonsense.

2/25/2011 9:46:30 PM

Justanotheratheist

How? Did he talk to you through your peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

You should have had tuna instead.

2/26/2011 1:18:40 AM

Anon2

Well, and my own thinking saved me from christianity in 7th grade.

It was around 7th grade when I clearly realized something which I suspected already for a long time: That all the pious adults told me nothing but a lie all the years. That there is no god "who answers prayers". That the stories in the bible could never have happened. That humanity isn't "sinful", and does not need "salvation".

2/26/2011 3:10:11 AM

Wimpy kid

Stopping and thinking saved me from being a Jehovah's witness in 4th grade.

Why would my one friend from church bully me like the rest of the grade I was part of?

9/11/2011 2:05:47 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Adolescent onset schizophrenia.

1/9/2012 2:33:50 PM

Moondog

Atheism saved me from Catholicism.

1/9/2012 6:29:25 PM

The Duelist

Ah, comments posted when I was freshly emerged from the rotting corpse of Christianity--and still stuck in my Buddhist phase. How quaint.

7/8/2012 1:20:54 PM
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