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Christ saved me from Atheism in 7th grade...
POD Warrior Forum
[10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -4
Oh no, an atheist! Save me, Jesus-Man!
2/10/2008 5:03:19 PM
Umm... Ander the pod people warrior??!!
Beware of the pod people...
8/31/2009 7:38:06 PM
That 7th grade atheism is a bugger!
9/1/2009 5:39:45 AM
Atheism saved me from Christian fanaticism in college. Is there a point to this discussion?
9/1/2009 9:42:09 AM
To bad he couldn't save you from stupidity as well.
9/1/2009 9:52:08 AM
Not really fundie. All he's saying is that he converted to Christianity when he was in seventh grade. I don't think it really belongs on this site.
9/1/2009 9:48:32 PM
What a coincidence! In 7th grade I realized Christianity was a crock of shit and threw my cross necklace at this one atheist kid...
... oh, shit.
9/1/2009 11:02:58 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Logic saved me from Christianity in 4th grade.
Do I get a prize?
8/7/2010 11:26:02 AM
Logic, Buddhism, and martial arts(not to mention R.A. Salvatore and my sister) saved me from hysterical delusion(also known as Christianity) in 10th grade! How incredible! Buddha can save us from hell!!!!
8/7/2010 11:39:55 AM
Pizza saved me from my diet! Rain saved us from sunshine! Tinfoil hats saved my brother from making decorative swans out of said tinfoil!
Seriously though, Buddhism saved me from falling for stupid sky-god religions ever again.
8/7/2010 11:52:00 AM
Ah yes, being saved from a diet is ten times better than being saved from Hell, cause if you go to Hell, you get to spend eternity with the smartest people in history!!
And listen to AC/DC as well, which only counts as eternal punishment if you are a stuck-up prude... which is why they are eternally banned from Hell, and have to make do with heaven. That's why they spend so much time lying about Hell, cause they're jealous of our eternal awesomeness... XD
8/7/2010 5:49:15 PM
And rationality saved me from a life of abject boredom and total bullshittery in kindergarten. No shit, I believed in Santa Claus long after I realized the Bible was nonsense.
2/25/2011 9:46:30 PM
How? Did he talk to you through your peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
You should have had tuna instead.
2/26/2011 1:18:40 AM
Well, and my own thinking saved me from christianity in 7th grade.
It was around 7th grade when I clearly realized something which I suspected already for a long time: That all the pious adults told me nothing but a lie all the years. That there is no god "who answers prayers". That the stories in the bible could never have happened. That humanity isn't "sinful", and does not need "salvation".
2/26/2011 3:10:11 AM
Stopping and thinking saved me from being a Jehovah's witness in 4th grade.
Why would my one friend from church bully me like the rest of the grade I was part of?
9/11/2011 2:05:47 PM
Adolescent onset schizophrenia.
1/9/2012 2:33:50 PM
Atheism saved me from Catholicism.
1/9/2012 6:29:25 PM
Ah, comments posted when I was freshly emerged from the rotting corpse of Christianity--and still stuck in my Buddhist phase. How quaint.
7/8/2012 1:20:54 PM