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#403456
TheRowan
Oh no, an atheist! Save me, Jesus-Man!
2/10/2008 5:03:19 PM
#1015393
Iczer-04
Umm... Ander the pod people warrior??!!
Beware of the pod people...
8/31/2009 7:38:06 PM
#1015564
Philbert McAdamia
That 7th grade atheism is a bugger!
9/1/2009 5:39:45 AM
#1015633
Dr. Shrinker
Atheism saved me from Christian fanaticism in college. Is there a point to this discussion?
9/1/2009 9:42:09 AM
#1015637
ChristPuncher
To bad he couldn't save you from stupidity as well.
9/1/2009 9:52:08 AM
#1016226
Angua
Not really fundie. All he's saying is that he converted to Christianity when he was in seventh grade. I don't think it really belongs on this site.
9/1/2009 9:48:32 PM
#1016283
Trask
What a coincidence! In 7th grade I realized Christianity was a crock of shit and threw my cross necklace at this one atheist kid...
... oh, shit.
Whoops.
9/1/2009 11:02:58 PM
#1189300
Allegory for Jesus
Logic saved me from Christianity in 4th grade.
Do I get a prize?
8/7/2010 11:26:02 AM
#1189305
The Duelist
Logic, Buddhism, and martial arts(not to mention R.A. Salvatore and my sister) saved me from hysterical delusion(also known as Christianity) in 10th grade! How incredible! Buddha can save us from hell!!!!
8/7/2010 11:39:55 AM
#1189308
Fompili
Pizza saved me from my diet! Rain saved us from sunshine! Tinfoil hats saved my brother from making decorative swans out of said tinfoil!
Seriously though, Buddhism saved me from falling for stupid sky-god religions ever again.
8/7/2010 11:52:00 AM
#1189404
The Duelist
Ah yes, being saved from a diet is ten times better than being saved from Hell, cause if you go to Hell, you get to spend eternity with the smartest people in history!!
And listen to AC/DC as well, which only counts as eternal punishment if you are a stuck-up prude... which is why they are eternally banned from Hell, and have to make do with heaven. That's why they spend so much time lying about Hell, cause they're jealous of our eternal awesomeness... XD
8/7/2010 5:49:15 PM
#1260933
Kuyohashi
And rationality saved me from a life of abject boredom and total bullshittery in kindergarten. No shit, I believed in Santa Claus long after I realized the Bible was nonsense.
2/25/2011 9:46:30 PM
#1260958
Justanotheratheist
How? Did he talk to you through your peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
You should have had tuna instead.
2/26/2011 1:18:40 AM
#1260965
Anon2
Well, and my own thinking saved me from christianity in 7th grade.
It was around 7th grade when I clearly realized something which I suspected already for a long time: That all the pious adults told me nothing but a lie all the years. That there is no god "who answers prayers". That the stories in the bible could never have happened. That humanity isn't "sinful", and does not need "salvation".
2/26/2011 3:10:11 AM
#1331332
Wimpy kid
Stopping and thinking saved me from being a Jehovah's witness in 4th grade.
Why would my one friend from church bully me like the rest of the grade I was part of?
9/11/2011 2:05:47 PM
#1364840
Quantum Mechanic
Adolescent onset schizophrenia.
1/9/2012 2:33:50 PM
#1364885
Moondog
Atheism saved me from Catholicism.
1/9/2012 6:29:25 PM
#1421184
The Duelist
Ah, comments posted when I was freshly emerged from the rotting corpse of Christianity--and still stuck in my Buddhist phase. How quaint.
7/8/2012 1:20:54 PM
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