Evolution is the work of satan, who is wanting to deceive millions so they end up in the fire with him. I dunno, why is the creation account in Genesis not enough for these guys? We do they have to go making silly stories up for which they have no evidence? Why do they believe so blindly in a system that cannot be proven? Evolutionists suffer from blind faith sickness.
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Ok, this one's too easy...
Evolutionists suffer from blind faith sickness... Hell is up, heaven is down, cars go on water, boats fly through the sky, sandwiches eat people, and wood is a drink.
MJW nailed it, but here are a couple more:
OK, we do NOT need to put up with this ANY MORE!
<<< If we came from apes, then why are their still apes around, they should have turned into man by now!! hahahaha >>>
Hey, Jackshit, why are their still fundy fucktards like you running around? Have you finished primary school yet? If so, I will turn in my teaching certificate because no one as mentally deficient as you should have been allowed out of the eighth grade.
"You people that believe evolution crack me up. If we came from apes, then why are their still apes around, they should have turned into man by now!!"
Jeremy, they're not exactly running out per se, just that their heads keep on imploding if there's too much pressure in the display case.
jacksfullhouse, you are not a union troll. Scabs like you merely lower wages for us all. That being said, let's go on to debunking Darwinism.
Ad Populum, ad hominim, straw man, question begging, arguments from incredulity and ignorance, ad baculum, special pleading... Yeah, it seems I've gotten my postly requirements of all major fallacy groups!
@jacksfullhouse
If we came from apes, then why are their still apes around, they should have turned into man by now!!
This has to be a troll.
No?
Somebody's really that stupid?
Extinction can't come too soon for this species.
Anyone got a schedule for this 'Rapture' thing? I can't wait for all these dumbasses to be cleared out.
...Then again, this site would be obsolete then...
Damn it, did I miss the memo about Opposite Day, again?
Why the creation account in Genesis is not enough? Because there are TWO of them, silly, and they contradict each other!
The ToE is describing a natural process, stupid; that is what scientific theories do. If there were no evidence, no proof, then there would be no theory. Easy, peasy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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