Your argument makes no sense. Bones can be crushed under rocks as they form, thus causing fossilized remains to be distorted by the weight of the rocks forming above them.
It's weird how they only find one specimen of each animal, isn't it?
Show me a monkey man alive today and I'll give you $1,000,000
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"Your argument makes no sense."
It does make sense. It looks crazy to you because of your lack of intellect.
"Bones can be crushed under rocks as they form, thus causing fossilized remains to be distorted by the weight of the rocks forming above them."
Yes, and sort of yes. Indeed fossils can be distorted by weight or shifting sediments. They are not distorted in the ways that you are implying.
"It's weird how they only find one specimen of each animal, isn't it?"
That would be weird, however, it is not true.
"Show me a monkey man alive today and I'll give you $1,000,000"
Must I supply you with a mirror?
Get it through your thick, little Fundie head - none of us who accept the ToE are predicting or asserting that there are "monkey-men" alive today, only that apes and men have common ancestry.
@Last Conformist
"nechristian" would seem to consist of ne- "un-" and "christian".
Its probably more likely "ne" is AOLspeak for "any", so his name is pronounced like "any Christian". Or, NE could mean Nebraska, so he is a Nebraskan Christian.
"Show me a monkey man alive today and I'll give you $1,000,000"
I am proud of the proven fact that I share at least 98% of my DNA with a Chimpanzee. Thus (not taking into account that Darwinius massilae & Ardipithecus - the 'Missing Links' found) proving that Darwin was right all along.
That'll be $1,000,000 please nechristain. And you do realise that a verbal contract is just as legally binding as a written contract; and therefore as you have written so on CF, I'll see you in court, shall I...?! >:D
Each animal only comes in one specimen, stupid. Perhaps you meant each animal species, but then you'd be wrong again. Maybe you ought to visit SEVERAL Museums of Natural History, and see that they all have Trilobites and Australopithecus and many different types of dinosaur bones.
I can't show you a monkey-man, as there never have been any. Monkeys and apes split long before man emerged. There are about 3 billion ape -men though (and about 3 billion ape-women).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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