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[On psychics]

you cannot become one unless a Demon assists you and gives you some of his powers to use.

Satan decieves us into believing we can be our own god.

The Bible also says that seers (wiccans) and other people who have familiar Spirits are worthy of death.

AgnusDei, Christian Forums 7 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

(On becoming a xtian)

you cannot become one unless you go to church and the minister uses his perceived powers.

the bible/church deceives you into believing that you can't be an individual and that your normal body and mind functions should end immediately because they are controlled by the devil, even though god made them.

The bible also says that 'happy is he who dasheth the little ones on the rocks' and yes it is talking about newborn babies because they are sinful and evil and worthy of death.

AnusDie

like turning on a recording........it drones on and on and always says the same shit.

6/23/2006 11:48:03 AM



wiccan =/= seer

2/20/2009 12:07:00 PM

Mr. Vorhias

Does this mean we can go crucify John Edward?

Because I would be totally down with that.

2/20/2009 5:56:41 PM

Gypsin

and the bible deems like 99 percent of everyone else worthy of death just for ordinary everyday things too. if your going to kill people for being a seer why not be thourogh? kill the neigbors for cutting their hair and haveing sex out of marrige and just plain messing up your fundie lifestyle. oh you know wait why not just take the dirt nap yourself for those things? have fun, we'll miss you so!

11/1/2009 10:38:43 PM



On one hand I really wanna make fun of this fool, but on the other I want to tell him to DIAF.

11/2/2009 6:19:26 PM

JDC1


"I don't understand you Socrates
and I wish you would talk to
someone who does."
-PLATO-

11/2/2009 7:57:33 PM

Trask

I was just talking about psychics to my girlfriend today.

It's just cold reading. Psychological shots in the dark ("I can see... A woman... Calling your name..."), linguistics tricks ("Your father... He didn't have any disease, did he?"), or just letting them fill in the blanks for themselves ("He wanted you to know... It wasn't your fault").

Predicting the future is even easier. Just be vague ("Something amazing that you never expected will happen to you"), use something they'll never figure out ("Someone you know well will develop romantic feelings about you, but will be too shy to admit them"), or be specific, but use clauses ("You will receive a monetary reward, but only if you are truly kind to those who love you"). If they get money, then they assume they were nice to their family. If they don't, then they assume that they were a dickweed.

The entirety of being a "psychic" is nothing more than being a master at manipulating people's minds using psychology.

11/2/2009 10:07:55 PM
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