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--NASA’S SPACE PROGRAM IS LABELED "ORIGINS RESEARCH" AND COSTS TAXPAYERS MEGA-BUCKS. COMPUTERIZED TELESCOPES ARE PROGRAMMED TO SEND BACK "SYNTHESIZED IMAGES". THE "IMAGE WARPER" PERMITS "GEOMENTRIC TRANSFORMATIONS" WHILE "ORIGINS TECHNOLOGY... CONFIGURES THE MULTIPLE SMALL MIRRORS..." IN THESE TELESCOPES. TALK ABOUT A CON JOB!

--THE BIBLE SAYS THE EARTH IS NOT MOVING AND CANNOT BE MOVED. WHAT’L IT BE FOLKS? FALSE SCIENCE AS THE SOURCE OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH...OR GOD’S WORD??"

Marshall Hall, BS. MA, The Earth is Not Moving 59 Comments [5/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Rysith

A) I'm pretty sure that synthesized images doesn't mean what you think it does

B) I'm not sure what multiple small mirrors has anything to do with your argument, if it could be called that.

C) I'll take the reproducable science over the desert people fairy tales, thank you very much.

D) TURN OFF CAPS LOCK! IT DOESN\"T MAKE YOUR RANTINGS ANY MORE TRUE OR CONVINCING!

5/28/2006 4:50:57 AM

Ionakana

Can I be the first to say it? Here goes...

I think we know what the \"BS\" stands for.

5/28/2006 5:03:17 AM

Julian

You even need to ask? Fucking hell, grow a brain!

5/28/2006 5:06:37 AM

mad dog

LOOK AT ME, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS! AND I USE EXCLAMATION POINTS!! WHATEVER I SAY MUST BE TRUE!!! I ALSO TYPE IN BOLD, SO MY FACTS MUST BE SUPER TRUE!!!! I EVEN TYPE IN ITALICS, SO WHAT I AM SAYING MUST BE MEGA TRUE!!!!!TO TOP IT OFF, I AM TYPING ALL CAPS, BOLD, ITALIC, UNDERLINE, SO I MUST BE ULTRA-TRUE BEYOND ALL TRUTH!!!!!!

5/28/2006 5:14:30 AM

Nicole

Look on the positive side, dumbasses like Marshall Hall and his BS aren't going to convince NASA to stop research any time soon.

5/28/2006 5:23:52 AM

Hadanelith

STOP SCREAMING YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT!......There. That's better. Now, on to your rantings...everything you say is wrong, with the exception of your notation of cost.

5/28/2006 5:23:56 AM

CousinTed

Hold on everyone, let's not be so harsh on this fellow's use of all caps. I personally beleive that he did not type this statement out himself, rather I beleive it was recorded by a friendly passer-by who heard him shouting it from a street corner. The capitalization is merely a conveiance of the \"crazed prophet of the apocalypse\" tone of Marshall's voice.

5/28/2006 5:38:56 AM

mad dog

If he was smart enough to get a college degree of any kind, he probably then drilled a hole in his head to compensate.

5/28/2006 5:47:59 AM

Alex W.

YES!!! HE'S SO RIGHT!11 I THINK IT WAS THE ALL CAPS THAT CONVINCED ME!!

5/28/2006 5:50:08 AM

Talisman

\"THE BIBLE SAYS THE EARTH IS NOT MOVING AND CANNOT BE MOVED\"

Yet again a fundie is foiled by his arch-nemesis that is reality.

Look pal, if the Earth doesn't move and cannot be moved what exactly do you think causes day and night, or the seasons for that matter?

By the way, I'll take science over \"Gawd's Word\" any day as one has a better track record than the other.

5/28/2006 5:50:09 AM

Napoleon the Clown

How the fuck did you make it past your fifth birthday?

5/28/2006 6:45:46 AM

Babbleon

The \"geomentric transformation\" occurred in your brain when you were huffing that gasoline.

5/28/2006 9:45:44 AM

NonHomogenized

You know, technically, most undergraduate business degrees, like accounting, and management, get you a B.S., for some unknown-but-guaranteed-to-be-fucked-up reason.

What do you want to bet that Marshall graduated from business school? I mean, it's possible he got a real degree; many imbeciles do exactly that. But I have a hunch that, if he has a B.S., it's in something business related, not an actual science.

5/28/2006 9:46:30 AM

Maronan

I'M SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS, PLUS IT'S BOLD, ITALIC, UNDERLINED, AND RED! IT'S AS TRUE AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE! NO ONE CAN TRUMP ME UNLESS YAHWEH SETS UP A FONT SIZE FEATURE!

This guy should get an Argument from Caps Lock Award! I'm guessing his website is dangerously stupid, but I'll take everyone's word for it instead of going there myself. I'm just looking at the text of the link, but I'm far too close to the event horizon for that black hole of concentrated idiocy.

5/28/2006 10:45:19 AM

Evergreen

THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THE EARTH ROTATES ON A \"AXIS\" DAILY AND ORBITS THE SUN ANNUALLY. NONE.

What the...?! No, I'm not even going to try.

5/28/2006 11:15:23 AM

moonbiter

\"NO ONE CAN TRUMP ME UNLESS YAHWEH SETS UP A FONT SIZE FEATURE!\"

/_*UNLESS THEY ADD PLAIN TEXT E-MAIL FORMATTING FOR DOUBLE-PLUS EMPHASIS*_/

5/28/2006 12:38:09 PM

Star Cluster

Trying to convince this guy that his complete lack of intelligent thought is wrong is a total waste of time. I actually feel sorry for someone this deluded and so far removed from reality. There is not one coherent \"thought\" on his website and even the one link he provides for reference leads to another that is based on denial of scientific fact but on Biblical literalism. Let them have their delusions. They are so deep into the crap, they've lost sight of reality. If nothing else, they provide those of us that have a clue endless chuckles and entertainment.

5/28/2006 1:39:42 PM

xMinionX

Who the fuck gave you a masters degree?

5/28/2006 3:15:47 PM

Crosis

<<< WHAT’L IT BE FOLKS? FALSE SCIENCE AS THE SOURCE OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH...OR GOD’S WORD?? >>>

Neither. True science. (And listing your degrees after your name doesn't help your case. It makes you look like a pretentious blowhard.)

If the Earth isn't moving, how come NASA uses the equations consistent with a heliocentric solar system and has consistently (at least, where unit mix-ups aren't involved) managed to get things exactly where they predict?

<<< THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THE EARTH ROTATES ON A \"AXIS\" DAILY AND ORBITS THE SUN ANNUALLY. NONE. >>>

Well, there's the above fact that every calculation NASA has done with the equations consistent with heliocentricity has worked ... and the fact that a fixed Earth, given our understanding of gravity (and assuming that \"fixed\" means that all the forces on it are magically canceled out by the hand of God or whatever), would result in vastly different positions of the planets than what we actually see.

5/28/2006 4:20:38 PM

Just Rick

There is also the obvious - all this 'con-job' and 'false science' is what provided his ability to express a delluded and irrational understanding of reality to so many people.

5/28/2006 4:24:19 PM

Berny

The only way they can make the claim that their biblical fairy tales are true is to say that centuries of documented scientific observations are false, and that mankind as been lied to by generations of scientists.
Frankly, I need no more proof that people like that are totally insane. I recommend shock therapy.

5/28/2006 6:02:12 PM

StandardDeviant

Oh, it looks like he has it backwards. It should be GOD'S WORD as the SOURCE of FALSE SCIENCE, or SCIENCE as the ABSOLUTE search for TRUTH.

5/28/2006 8:47:15 PM

Blurb

The earth is not moving???

Tell that to the seasons.
Or the day.
Or the night.

I thought all the flat-earthers had died off by now.

Fuck's sake.

5/28/2006 9:38:45 PM

Sierra

Crosis, he covers that on his site:

\"ALL CALCULATIONS FOR ECLIPSES, THE SPACE PROGRAM, NAVIGATION, SATELLITE MOVEMENTS--ANYTHING THAT DEMANDS PRECISION AND ACCURACY--ARE BASED ON A NON-MOVING EARTH.\"

So there you go.

5/28/2006 10:29:08 PM

ssdexecutor

Well, you'll be happy to know that this administration isn't giving NASA too much of those \"MEGA-BUCKS.\"

5/28/2006 11:11:42 PM
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