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--NASA’S SPACE PROGRAM IS LABELED "ORIGINS RESEARCH" AND COSTS TAXPAYERS MEGA-BUCKS. COMPUTERIZED TELESCOPES ARE PROGRAMMED TO SEND BACK "SYNTHESIZED IMAGES". THE "IMAGE WARPER" PERMITS "GEOMENTRIC TRANSFORMATIONS" WHILE "ORIGINS TECHNOLOGY... CONFIGURES THE MULTIPLE SMALL MIRRORS..." IN THESE TELESCOPES. TALK ABOUT A CON JOB!

--THE BIBLE SAYS THE EARTH IS NOT MOVING AND CANNOT BE MOVED. WHAT’L IT BE FOLKS? FALSE SCIENCE AS THE SOURCE OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH...OR GOD’S WORD??"

Marshall Hall, BS. MA, The Earth is Not Moving 60 Comments [5/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Anon-e-moose

"--NASA’S SPACE PROGRAM IS LABELED "ORIGINS RESEARCH" AND COSTS TAXPAYERS MEGA-BUCKS. COMPUTERIZED TELESCOPES ARE PROGRAMMED TO SEND BACK "SYNTHESIZED IMAGES". THE "IMAGE WARPER" PERMITS "GEOMENTRIC TRANSFORMATIONS" WHILE "ORIGINS TECHNOLOGY... CONFIGURES THE MULTIPLE SMALL MIRRORS..." IN THESE TELESCOPES. TALK ABOUT A CON JOB!

--THE BIBLE SAYS THE EARTH IS NOT MOVING AND CANNOT BE MOVED. WHAT’L IT BE FOLKS? FALSE SCIENCE AS THE SOURCE OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH...OR GOD’S WORD??"

Buzz Aldrin would like a word with you, Marsh(a).

...just after you've gotten up off the ground and picked your teeth up, that is.

Oh, and:



X3

11/6/2011 10:52:11 AM

Quantum Mechanic

bible's a forgery for the dismally stupid.
The dismally stupid make Marshall Hall look really, really stupid.

5/13/2012 6:30:19 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"WHAT’L IT BE FOLKS? FALSE SCIENCE AS THE SOURCE OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH...OR GOD’S WORD??"


I'll go with the one that gets results.

You lose.

5/13/2012 6:37:21 AM



Well, his MA is clearly BS, I'll say that.

5/5/2013 9:35:07 PM

Baked Goods

Marshall Hall, BS. MA

After going through Mr. Hall's theory, carefully, I think it can be concluded safely that his masters degree in BS is well earned.

5/6/2013 12:45:42 AM



If you said that I would die from eating a pie I bought from the store, I would find a way to shove the whole thing in my mouth at once.

5/6/2013 4:24:41 PM



All churches pay no taxes. No income tax, no property tax, and no tax of any kind.

On top of that in America and Canada they recieve huge subsities on upkeep and improvements. Wanna fix your kitchen or bathroom? Fuck you, unless you're rich or A CHURCH. Wish I could keep my tax payments.

I really want to see the cost to taxpayers for organized religion but I haven't searched because I know it beyond ridiculous.

Texas cattle barons have nothing on Texas church land.

I live in mid-western Ontario,Canada and abondoned, boarded over church properties are bigger than campgrounds up here, and we're cottage country!

5/6/2013 7:52:37 PM

Ebon

I'll take the science, thanks.

5/6/2013 10:38:40 PM

Mikgof

"World class astronomer Sir Fred Hoyle said we can take our pick between the two models. Other professional scientists are coming around on this pivotal subject."


What Sir Fred was talking about was The big bang Theory, and The steady State Theory. The irony is that Sir Fred chose to reject the Big Bang Theory because as a staunch (even dare I say, a militant atheist) it left open the possibility that a God may have caused the Big Bang.


Sad really Sir Fred Hoyle was a brilliant man, who chose to reject the growing evidence and consensus supporting the Big Bang. In his own way he was a fundie, albeit with a very high IQ.

5/6/2013 11:01:39 PM

commonbloodysense

Science

Next please

12/11/2014 4:35:04 AM
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