Quote# 11995

What megalomaniacs we are to think God should only answer Human prayers! We cannot say at this point in time, if a person dies of TB that prayer did not work, for maybe in their own primitive way the TB germs were also praying. We just don't know these things yet.

Liz Hensley, ProofGodExists.org 35 Comments [5/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Mysteriously Anonymous Guy

Worst Ad-Hoc Theology Ever award?

5/29/2006 12:24:21 PM


The secret of our entire purpose of existence has been revealed.

We exist only to serve as hosts for microbiotic life forms. We should strive with all of our souls to become better hosts. Antibiotics are the tool of Satan!

5/29/2006 2:24:18 PM


No wonder so many fundies detest condoms and have STDs

5/29/2006 2:54:59 PM


While supposedly created by \"God,\" TB is not \"God's\" \"special creation.\" TB was not created in \"God's\" image. TB is never mentioned in the Bible.

5/29/2006 5:13:14 PM


It's bad to treat dieases. Bacteria and viruses have feelings too, you know!

And don't bandage an open wound. Think of all the flies and maggots that you can give life and nourishment to, and you're just one person.

And this guy calls himself a fucking doctor? He actually took the Hypocratic oath?

Contrary to what that site is called, all this is proof there is no God.

5/29/2006 8:05:27 PM

David D.G.

So, do evangelical microorganisms take away a person's health by laying cilia on him?

Really, what megalomaniacs you are, to think that God would answer prayers from anything. If he hasn't got his mind made up about what's to happen already, it's not like your begging would persuade him. And if not, it's a sure bet that many prayers are in conflist with many other prayers, so that it becomes impossible to grant everyone's petty little wishes.

~David D.G.

5/30/2006 2:50:06 PM


The 'consumption' mentioned in the bible is thought to be TB... but this guy is still an idiot.

5/31/2006 12:38:21 AM


no, it's desperate apologetics at it's worst, feebly trying to explain why God's chosen people die. That's the problem when you run round cashing fraudulent cheques.

And Mr Dorsey - if we weren't megalomaniacs there'd be no such thing as religion and God certainly wouldn't have been created in out image!

6/6/2006 12:27:06 PM

Quantum Mechanic


"We just don't know"

No shit!

4/16/2015 8:04:19 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Praise Nurgle!

3/14/2017 12:32:07 PM

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