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I have never read the book so I really had no idea what this movie was about. Now that I have seen the movie I can tell you guys that this movie is proof that the devil is trying to get people to not belive in God anymore. To say that Jesus had a wife and kids is pure blasphemy. Dan Brown and the people who made this movie are sinners. I found this load of crap very offensive. Fans of this stuff are all Satan worshippers and should be burnt at the stake!

WhatTheFack, IMDB 29 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

So, because I kind of enjoyed the movie, I should be burned to death? And you have the nerve to talk about \"offensive crap.\" Don't you find murder to be offensive?

5/29/2006 3:34:51 PM

NotMe

And someone else just left all rational thought behind. It is just a movie made by a guy who wanted some big bucks, no satan involved here. There was a Dutch Roman Catholic priest who comented that there wouldn't be as much of a commotion if the people at the vatican actually watched the movie.

And as I haven't seen the movie or read the book, but I hear mixed opinions from it being a boring/bad movie to it being great movie. I'll just think it is hyped and not watch it all together.

5/29/2006 3:40:24 PM

shell

I don't believe in God anymore AND I thought the book was a load of crap (though just because I found it poorly written).

Do I get to live?

5/29/2006 3:50:26 PM

Bob_Zimmerman

What a way to show that much vaunted Christlike compassion.

5/29/2006 4:31:24 PM

moonbiter

So, basically it's blasphemy because it goes against what the Church says (since the Bible is silent on the matter). This poster is truly a member of one of the three pillars: those who serve.

Don't get me started on how cowardly her or she is to, instead of actually using a curse word in his or her pen name, use a word that is almost, but not quite the same (as if that makes it somehow better).

Yes, I know everything I wrote is an Ad Hominem attack, but sometimes it's impossible to deal with weak candles like this with anything else but scorn.

5/29/2006 5:12:07 PM

Jacob Syne

Fans of Dan Brown should be burnt only if we adopted fascistic standards regarding poor taste in literature, which is crazy but still sounds way more reasonable than your fundie junk.

5/29/2006 5:39:16 PM

mad dog

Its only blasphemy to the CANONIZED Gospels and Epistles, not the books that were ignored by Orthodoxy. You sir are a Sheeple

5/29/2006 5:40:24 PM

Shep

Wow - probably the worst critical review yet, despite what has to be said is some fairly stiff competition in the mainstream press.

Am I the only one who initially misread the first line as \"I have never read a book\" ?

5/29/2006 5:52:26 PM

Huffers

If the movie is proof that Satan is real, you'd think WhatTheFack would want more people to watch it

5/29/2006 5:59:14 PM

StandardDeviant

This is what I don't get about Xianity - If having a wife and kids to subjugate and rule over is supposed to be the goal of pretty much every man, why wouldn't they want their messiah to have done that?

5/29/2006 6:09:03 PM

Jodie

Christianity is highly misogynistic and views all women as dirty and evil by default - so the thought of their \"savior\" having anything to do with a woman, regardless if it be by marriage or by birth, is abolustely revolting to most Christian men, (see: misogyny). Hence the backlash.

5/29/2006 6:40:32 PM

Crosis

What the fack, indeed.

5/29/2006 7:15:42 PM

Napoleon the Clown

*Checks the Independent Thought Alarm.* Nope, didn't get a thing from this douche.

5/29/2006 7:55:21 PM

Babbleon

\"I have never read the book so I really had no idea what this movie was about.\"

Do you live in a cave? I've never read the book but know exactly what the movie's about.

\"Now that I have seen the movie I can tell you guys that this movie is proof that the devil is trying to get people to not belive in God anymore.\"

You are light years from a logical conclusion. First you must prove the devil exists.

\"To say that Jesus had a wife and kids is pure blasphemy.\"

To say you know for a fact he didn't is also blasphemy.

\"Dan Brown and the people who made this movie are sinners.\"

Aren't we all?

\"I found this load of crap very offensive.\"

Fine. Don't watch it.

\"Fans of this stuff are all Satan worshippers and should be burnt at the stake!\"

I found this load of crap very offensive.

5/29/2006 10:51:49 PM

Julian

Ironically this fuckwit has probably never read the bible either, yet is willing to swear on it's mother's life that that crap is true!

5/29/2006 11:22:31 PM

Papabear

\"I found this load of crap very offensive.\"

I just love this line. Apparently, WTF doesn't find all loads of crap offensive. For example, I'm sure the load of crap called \"the Bible\" doesn't offend him.

5/30/2006 1:18:50 AM

CousinTed

Yes, because heaven forbid that we actually question what's written in TEH BIBLE! Heaven forbid we actually think for ourselves. Heaven forbid that we actually use the brains that your God supposedly gave us.

5/30/2006 2:13:56 AM

Prager

Of the two accounts of jesus' life - the gospels and this, I would have to say that Dan Brown's story is more realistic. But it is important to remember a very important point: both of the stories are fiction!

5/30/2006 7:35:54 AM

bjbj1991

Has anyone ponderd that if a Christian were to think a movie were the work of Satan, it might be a good movie?

Look at God's creation, in their eyes', its perfect. If the Devil is cappable of chalanging god's athority over man by making over 80% non-Christians and planting billions of artificial fossials, then he is perty damn good at his job.

Using the ratio of non-Christians to Christians, the devil is about 5 times greater than God. I dont know about you others but im seeing this if it were made by such a powerful force.

5/30/2006 7:47:27 AM

Rockstar

\"Fans of this stuff are all Satan worshippers and should be burnt at the stake!\"
I'm not sure that's something that Jesus would do. I haven't read the Bible in a while, so I could be wrong.

5/30/2006 8:28:42 AM

Ed

Yes, if you appreciate one of the best-written works of fiction in the last century, you're a Satanist! You should only appreciate the most influential work of fiction of the last two millenia!

5/30/2006 8:39:26 AM

Dante's Virgil

Christianity is highly misogynistic and views all women as dirty and evil by default - so the thought of their \"savior\" having anything to do with a woman, regardless if it be by marriage or by birth, is abolustely revolting to most Christian men, (see: misogyny). Hence the backlash.

And doesn't the fundy uproar just work to prove the movie's point? That they work very hard to keep women in that position and would kill if necessary to protect their own position? Sheesh.

5/30/2006 12:01:30 PM

Maronan

Fans of this stuff are all Satan worshippers and should be burnt at the stake!


NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! (Not even a fundie.)

5/30/2006 5:55:13 PM

Julian

Ed, 3 millenia (or all time, take your pick), and Dan Brown's work is not a 'great' work of fiction - unless you compare it to Sidney Sheldon or someone. Popular does not equate to great. (or right - hear that biblefreaks?)

5/31/2006 2:16:53 AM

Julian

Who Inquisitions the Inquisition?

And how come there's only one monopolies commission?

5/31/2006 2:18:08 AM
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