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... I can't actually believe you're denying the bible as proof for God's existence. I mean it is astounding me. What exactly is wrong with you i mean you don't appear to be stupid so I'm assuming you just don't know very much about the bible.

John Wisener, Analysis of Kent Hovind Guestbook 25 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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CousinTed

>>so I'm assuming you just don't know very much about the bible<<

I think the problem is that he knows too much about the Bible.

5/30/2006 3:03:11 AM

Papabear

Well, let's see, he's denying the bible as proof of God's existence, so I'll have to agree with you, he doesn't appear to be stupid.

On the other hand, your being astounded at that makes you appear stupid.

5/30/2006 4:16:20 AM

Crosis

All the good comments are already taken.

5/30/2006 4:17:58 AM

Julian

Oh my...

1. 2. 3...

Our bounteous globe is dull and flat,
A type of bird, is the bat!
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.

Incest was good for Cain and Abel
And Noah's folks up till Babel.
Man was made to rule them all
Carnivores ate grass, before the fall

If God is angry he'll smite you down
Be rude to strangers and he'll nuke your town.
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.

So if you want to think with your heart,
And emote with your kidneys - that's just not smart!
Two of every animal fitted on the ark,
And God sits on high, in the dark!

Heaven is a city perched on a hill,
The Earth sits on pillars keeping perfectly still.
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.

\"I'll be right back,\" Jesus cried;
Guess what kiddies - Jesus lied!




That will do for now, I might get bored later.

5/30/2006 4:20:36 AM

Mike

Hm, so the fact that something is written somewhere is proof that whatever it says is so? Okay. I am invulnerable and can fly.

What? You don't believe me? It's WRITTEN RIGHT THERE!

5/30/2006 4:41:13 AM

NotMe

A text cannot proof itself, nor can studies based solely on that text. You will always need impartial evidence as to the justification of the ideas promoted in the text if you want to attribute any authority to it.

5/30/2006 6:21:39 AM

Napoleon the Clown

And the Odyssey is proof of Sirens!!!

5/30/2006 6:49:13 AM

bjbj1991

I say \"The Hobbit\" is proof of trolls, ents, hobbits, rings of power that bend light, and a place called \"Middle Earth\".

5/30/2006 7:39:35 AM

Prager

Dear John,
I do not deny the existence of God. I fully accept this as something that is true. I do however deny that God had anything to do with your little black book. (Or any other holy book used on Earth) God, the creator of the universe, is not a sadistic psychopathic egotistical butcher (biblical version). In reality, the people who wrote the bible were trying very hard to justify their own brutality by claiming divine guidance. (It could also very conveniently be used to explain how they lost sometimes – they had abandoned god, so god let them lose and suffer the consequences.)

5/30/2006 7:44:42 AM

MD20/20

Julian,
Thank you, that made my day. Did you make that up or was it a quote?

5/30/2006 11:01:52 AM

Dante's Virgil

And the Odyssey is proof of Sirens!!!

I've witnessed the sirens. They sang together toward the end of the movie David Chapelle recently made.

5/30/2006 11:56:40 AM

mad dog

I say the Ascetic Crusader and BigChrisFilm are proof of Trolls.

5/30/2006 2:10:50 PM

Hadanelith

The arrogance here astounds me.

5/30/2006 2:40:42 PM

Jacob Syne

Go get raped by an imaginary being.

5/30/2006 3:38:10 PM

Maronan

Nobody needs to know about the BuyBull to know that it can't be used as evidence for itself. Can any book? Let me try.

Maronan: Please?
The Question: No.
Maronan: Please?
The Question: No.
Maronan: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?
The Question: No.
Maronan: I've used the Bible to prove the Bible!
John Wisener: Yes! It's proven!
Rational Person: No it's not.
(John Wisener shoots Rational Person)
John Wisener: No one can refute our proof! We must be right!

After all, if you can't prove your point, you can always force everyone to pretend that you have, right?

5/30/2006 6:04:51 PM

Meth

Maronan - took me a moment to work that one out. Now I just want to kill myself...

5/30/2006 7:22:20 PM

Julian

MD20/20- made it up, it all came rolling out. (Good therapy to expunge it all).

I'd thoroughly recommend these two quizzes to anyone though.
http://www.ffrf.org/quiz/

5/31/2006 12:41:59 AM

Julian

Here's another set of verses:


Angels make wind at the corners of the Earth,
A pot's diameter equals 1/3 of its girth.
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.

The moon is luminous - it's own source of light,
Glued to a rolling black cover we know as night.
Adam was sedated and woke up with a wife,
Then she got blamed for ruining his life!

God made plants, THEN made the sun.
oh and a trillion, trillion other stars, just for fun!
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.

If you are sick, do not delay,
Rush to a temple, be covered with oil and pray!
If your sister is raped, but doesn't cry out;
Stone the bitch to show that you're devout!




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How is written text proof? I can write the exact opposite as the Bible and claim it was divinely inspired. And it's credibly would be the same.

8/14/2008 3:05:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"I'm assuming you just don't know very much about the bible."

Like the fact that it is a FORGERY?

Idiot.

5/2/2012 12:05:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Bible's still a forgery.

8/3/2012 6:09:30 AM

anti-nonsense

I don't know about him, but I know lots about the bible, which is why I know it's a piece of trash.

11/27/2012 7:14:14 AM

xyz

"... I can't actually believe you're using the bible as proof for God's existence. I mean it is astounding me. What exactly is wrong with you i mean you don't appear to be stupid so I'm assuming you just don't know very much about the bible."
Fixed.

11/27/2012 5:53:59 PM
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