... I can't actually believe you're denying the bible as proof for God's existence. I mean it is astounding me. What exactly is wrong with you i mean you don't appear to be stupid so I'm assuming you just don't know very much about the bible.
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Well, let's see, he's denying the bible as proof of God's existence, so I'll have to agree with you, he doesn't appear to be stupid.
On the other hand, your being astounded at that makes you appear stupid.
Oh my...
1. 2. 3...
Our bounteous globe is dull and flat,
A type of bird, is the bat!
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.
Incest was good for Cain and Abel
And Noah's folks up till Babel.
Man was made to rule them all
Carnivores ate grass, before the fall
If God is angry he'll smite you down
Be rude to strangers and he'll nuke your town.
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.
So if you want to think with your heart,
And emote with your kidneys - that's just not smart!
Two of every animal fitted on the ark,
And God sits on high, in the dark!
Heaven is a city perched on a hill,
The Earth sits on pillars keeping perfectly still.
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.
"I'll be right back," Jesus cried;
Guess what kiddies - Jesus lied!
That will do for now, I might get bored later.
I say "The Hobbit" is proof of trolls, ents, hobbits, rings of power that bend light, and a place called "Middle Earth".
Dear John,
I do not deny the existence of God. I fully accept this as something that is true. I do however deny that God had anything to do with your little black book. (Or any other holy book used on Earth) God, the creator of the universe, is not a sadistic psychopathic egotistical butcher (biblical version). In reality, the people who wrote the bible were trying very hard to justify their own brutality by claiming divine guidance. (It could also very conveniently be used to explain how they lost sometimes they had abandoned god, so god let them lose and suffer the consequences.)
And the Odyssey is proof of Sirens!!!
I've witnessed the sirens. They sang together toward the end of the movie David Chapelle recently made.
Nobody needs to know about the BuyBull to know that it can't be used as evidence for itself. Can any book? Let me try.
Maronan: Please?
The Question: No.
Maronan: Please?
The Question: No.
Maronan: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?
The Question: No.
Maronan: I've used the Bible to prove the Bible!
John Wisener: Yes! It's proven!
Rational Person: No it's not.
(John Wisener shoots Rational Person)
John Wisener: No one can refute our proof! We must be right!
After all, if you can't prove your point, you can always force everyone to pretend that you have, right?
Here's another set of verses:
Angels make wind at the corners of the Earth,
A pot's diameter equals 1/3 of its girth.
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.
The moon is luminous - it's own source of light,
Glued to a rolling black cover we know as night.
Adam was sedated and woke up with a wife,
Then she got blamed for ruining his life!
God made plants, THEN made the sun.
oh and a trillion, trillion other stars, just for fun!
All this shit I dutifully know
For the good book told me so.
If you are sick, do not delay,
Rush to a temple, be covered with oil and pray!
If your sister is raped, but doesn't cry out;
Stone the bitch to show that you're devout!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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