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I'm catholic and i heard that something really bad will happen at june 06 2006, that maybe 95% of all the people in the world will die and maybe just 5% will survive. that was supposed to be the pope's secret that he didnt want to tell cuz everyone will be in panic. Im im starting to believe its true cuz they said a big earthquake will happen at this dates and there you go the indonesia earthquake. do you believe its true? im staring to be scared to be honest.

maria_2386, IMDB 44 Comments [5/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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mad dog

We should give Maria a new name: A.N.N.

A.N.N.: Another Numerology Nitwit.

She should probably ask [fstdt=12007]psalm150[/fstdt] out on a date.

5/30/2006 2:32:09 PM

Hadanelith

This should be on the Conspiracy Theorists side...

5/30/2006 2:34:47 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Tch. They could at least wait until after the World Cup.

5/30/2006 2:47:16 PM

Pike

I wonder if there will be an increased number of suicides on this date? It wouldn't surprise me after having read so many kooky ramblings by fundies on this site.

5/30/2006 2:52:10 PM

Nekhbet

Dear Maria, avoid the rush, give me all your stuff now before the Rapture. Idiots have been calling rapture since 666 A D. Surprise! Write back on June 7 and tell us all about it. By the way you've got the percentages reversed.

5/30/2006 3:01:21 PM

Mike

You're right! The rapture will come on 6/6/06, because this is the first time in history that a date has been 6/6/6!

5/30/2006 3:05:46 PM

JadedRevenge

So what timezone does it start on? Cause Australia sees that date before America, does the world end in Australia before America?

5/30/2006 3:08:10 PM

Gadren

Oh, of course there will be some big apocalyptic on a date where the months, days, and even years are different from any Biblical calendar (Jewish or Roman), completely arbitrary, and is only a relation of three 6's, and not six hundred sixty six as the Bible even says!

5/30/2006 3:50:56 PM

simon_eades

Is she referring to the release of the remake of The Omen'? It does look pretty poor. I predict that 95% of the people who see it will die. Of boredom.

5/30/2006 4:09:27 PM

Dante's Virgil

The Bible says that no one would know the day or the time of such an event. Surely their god wouldn't give them such an obvious way to figure it out.

I wonder if they think the rapture will come next year on 7/7/07? Dumbasses.

5/30/2006 4:49:40 PM

Richard

Boy, won't our faces be red if she turns out to be right?

5/30/2006 5:05:04 PM

NotMe

Wasn't the numer actually 616 instead of 666? In that case all this should have happened back in January. Or the first of june depending on which system you use. And as for the time of the apocalypse, I propose to use the GMT-4, this will make me happy because I will sleep through all the killing and maiming.

5/30/2006 6:59:31 PM

Maronan

Funny, there are a lot of people saying that the Pope is the antichrist who will make you wear the 666 designation, despite the fact that the number should be 616.

Today is May 30th. One week to go before we laugh at you until we're blue in the face.

5/30/2006 7:00:13 PM

moonbiter

First, I feel I must mention that 6/6/06 is the National Day of Slayer, so maybe that is the unknown root of her fear. Secondly, I feel I must ask the following question: if she's a christian, then why is she worried? Isn't dying and going to heaven kind of the point? Finally, I'd like to make a bold prediction: 6/6/06 will be a day just like any other, the end of the world is not nigh, and maria_2386 is starting to get scared for no reason.

You heard it hear first (or or second, or for the thousandth time).

5/30/2006 7:22:36 PM

Papabear

Better hide under your rock starting now. You wouldn't want to run out on the morning of the 6th and find someone else using your rock.

5/30/2006 8:24:46 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Actually, the big event will be my brother's high school graduation. The horror the horror!

5/30/2006 8:45:28 PM

CousinTed

the only regret I'd have if this kook is right is that the world had tto end on a Tuesday. Seriously, Tuesday is such a boring day!

5/30/2006 9:20:40 PM

Matt T.

Man, just when did the friggin' Internet Movie Data Base become fruit loop central for Bible-thumping-but-not-reading lunatics? Did I miss a memo?

5/30/2006 9:40:47 PM

Phil

Besides, it isn't 6/6/6, it's 6/6/2006.

That little extra 2000 somehow escapes these whack-jobs.

5/30/2006 9:52:29 PM

Tindalos

You know... because of the extra two months inserted by Julius and Augustus, shouldn't the 6/6/2006 have technically have gone past already according to any spiritually pure calander?

Oh wait, any spiritually pure calander wouldn't start on a date which was decided by commitee... nevermind.

5/30/2006 9:57:14 PM

Shadows

Woooo! I will not have to go to my dentists appointment that day then!

5/30/2006 10:09:59 PM

whitewater55

Isn't the infamous number six, threescore, 6, which in modern english is six hundred and sixty-six?

5/30/2006 10:16:02 PM

Just Rick

I would happily stand by maria's side, stroke her hand, keep her calm, and read bible verses with her and anyone else that believes the 06/06/06 deadline with the condition that once that date passed and nothing happened these people would put their foolish beliefs and religion behind them and rejoin reality.

5/30/2006 10:52:51 PM

Julian

OK Maria - we'll set up some kind of PayPal arrangement where you can give me all your money on the 5th because after all, it is easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than for a rich MAN to enter the kingdom of heaven!

5/31/2006 12:16:28 AM

Julian

Not even nuclear weapons kill 95% of casualties instantaneously!

Global Earthquakes! Tee hee hee! On an arbitrary date that appeals to a primitive superstitious 'intellect'. Oh my!

5/31/2006 12:19:07 AM
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