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Four also applies to:

1) Four regions; North, South, East, West.
2) Four elements; Earth, Air, Fire, Water.
3) Four Seasons; Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter.
4) Four kingdoms; Mineral, vegetable, animal, spiritual.
5) Four winds; from the four directions of this earth as mentioned in the word of God.
6) Four divisions of our day; morning, noon, evening, and night.
7) Four phases of the moon; 1st quarter, new moon, last quarter, and full moon.

Out of the list above, only animal is not created yet. Also, 7 is the number of God.

ikester7579, Bibleforums.org 40 Comments [5/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Osiris

2) Four elements; Earth, Air, Fire, Water.
No one has used those elements since modern chemistry was formed.

4) Four kingdoms; Mineral, vegetable, animal, spiritual.
The kingdoms are monera, protista, fungi, plantae and animalia.

5) Four winds; from the four directions of this earth as mentioned in the word of God.
Weather is a lot less predictable then that.

2/2/2007 2:25:25 AM

Brian X

Soooo much ignorance...

1) Four regions; North, South, East, West.

Not regions, directions, defined based on the Earth's motion relative to the Sun.

2) Four elements; Earth, Air, Fire, Water.

Ancient legend, thoroughly discredited.

3) Four Seasons; Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter.

We have four seasons in Massachusetts. Summer, Fall, Winter, and April. (April is basically winter but slightly warmer, usually with rain instead of snow. For about a month and a half, it's like being in Seattle.)

4) Four kingdoms; Mineral, vegetable, animal, spiritual.

Nope. "Kingdoms" in this sense refers only to that which is living, so Mineral is out, and proven, spiking spiritual. And fungi and bacteria are neither plant or animal.

5) Four winds; from the four directions of this earth as mentioned in the word of God.

Looked at a weather satellite image lately? It doesn't take much book-larnin' to know that this is complete nonsense.

6) Four divisions of our day; morning, noon, evening, and night.

Completely arbitrary. There's daytime and night time, which fade into each other.

7) Four phases of the moon; 1st quarter, new moon, last quarter, and full moon.

The phases of the moon are continuous, and you'd have to be the sort of ignoramus who believes the moon never comes out during the daytime to insist that there's only four.

1/21/2008 5:07:47 AM



Four phases of the moon; 1st quarter, new moon, last quarter, and full moon.

Wait, I think you skipped one. Could it be...Half moon?

6/1/2008 6:41:08 PM

jackiO

Chemistry would have been so much easier if only we studied the "real" four elements...lol

6/1/2008 10:06:31 PM

Kieranfoy

Four seasons? Since when? here in Maine, we only have three: Mud, Bug, and Road Repair.

2/17/2009 3:41:34 PM

Kieranfoy

Four seasons? Since when? here in Maine, we only have three: Mud, Bug, and Road Repair.

2/17/2009 3:41:39 PM

Kieranfoy

Four seasons? Since when? here in Maine, we only have three: Mud, Bug, and Road Repair.

Seriously, man, this kind of symbology is valued by pagans ... so you're a witch! Yay!

Contradictory Fundie is contradictory!


2/17/2009 3:42:37 PM

GigaGuess

1) Four regions; North, South, East, West.
Northwest? Southeast? And let's not even get into NNW, ESE...

2) Four elements; Earth, Air, Fire, Water.
Spirit? Ether?

3) Four Seasons; Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter.
HAH! Come to Canada. We skip the formalities of Spring and Autumn. Helps us weed out the weak.

4) Four kingdoms; Mineral, vegetable, animal, spiritual.
Prokaryotes? Fungi?

5) Four winds; from the four directions of this earth as mentioned in the word of God.
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Winds are rarely direct enough to be North, SOuth, East or West...ignoring the fact that they wind and swirl a lot, too.

6) Four divisions of our day; morning, noon, evening, and night.
Twilight? Midnight? I mean, if you count noon, you gotta count midnight. And Late Night.

7) Four phases of the moon; 1st quarter, new moon, last quarter, and full moon.
And varying distinctions in between.

2/17/2009 3:48:50 PM

clockworkcanary

Bahawhwhwhahwhahahahahahaha!

There are more than four elements, knuckle-dragger.

Four seasons? Depends on where you live on the globe.

Four Kingdoms? I'm not sure wtf vegetables have to do with monarchies but whateverthefuck.

Four winds? Blowing up your ass maybe.

Four divisions of our day? Try 24 divisions, usually measured in hours.

And why is 7 the number of god? Wouldn't all numbers belong to god? Where do you knuckle-draggers get this shit?

I thought God's magic number was 3? You know for "me, myself, and my ghost" bs.

2/17/2009 4:43:31 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Jay Leno says Canada has 9 months of winter and 3 months late in the fall. I'll stay in SoCal, thanks.

2/17/2009 5:20:29 PM

Lilith

And four is the number for Death in Japanese culture. So?

2/17/2009 6:26:25 PM

ericm6

1. True
2. No, there are many more than 4 elements, and none of them are air, fire, water, or earth.
3. True
4. Wait wut?
5. False
6. Wait wut?
7. Forgetting crescent and gibbous?

5/9/2009 12:43:15 PM

Rapax Pringer

If Persona 3 has taught me anything, the moon does not consist of just four phases.

And if it's taught me anything about current events, it's that we were all going to be killed via Nyx this year.

9/13/2010 12:28:00 AM

rubber chicken

You missed the Four important questions;

Yeah ?
And ?
So ?
What ?

9/13/2010 3:21:19 AM

Justanotheratheist

There are four letters in "crap" and "shit." Meaningless, but at least truthful - which is more than can be said for just about your whole list except the seasons bit.

And what animal is not created yet? The unicorn? Or the crocoduck?

9/13/2010 3:32:26 AM
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