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The Illuminati wishes to harness sex in the interests of hate. Love is the enemy of hate and must be destroyed.

ALL PORN IS GAY

According to our definition of homosexuality, (i.e. promiscuity outside of love and/or procreation), all pornography is gay.

Henry Makow Ph.D., Save the Males 69 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Huffers
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Gadren

O_o Wow...and the Fundie Word Definition Project moves on!

5/31/2006 11:03:38 AM

clemsecon

What university gave this douche a doctorate?

5/31/2006 11:12:52 AM

Prager

I looked at the article Henry wrote and have come to three conclusions about the author: a) because of his broad-based assumptions, extreme generalisations and the fact that he only cites himself, he is by no means anything like a real ‘PhD’; b) he has serious feelings of inadequacy; c) he really needs to come out of the closet.

P.S. Check out the ‘original responses’ at the end of the article. They’re a hoot.
P.P.S. Does anyone know if this guy is associated with Exodus or one of the other ‘ex-gay’ groups?

5/31/2006 11:17:43 AM

Prager

Check this out:
http://www.rense.com/Datapages/henrym.htm

5/31/2006 11:19:57 AM

Evergreen

*Bangs head on desk repeatedly*

I give up.

5/31/2006 11:50:18 AM

Julian

ALL PEOPLE WITH A doktorit of philomosophomy TALK LIKE THIS!!!

5/31/2006 11:50:34 AM

ND

Well, maybe just the porn that he looks at is gay....

5/31/2006 12:01:19 PM

Dante's Virgil

Sadly, we already gave out the tinfoil hat award. Any mention of the Illuminati should go directly to the tinfoil category.

Now if Henry were a woman, I would guess that the PhD stands for Pentecostal Hair-Do.

5/31/2006 12:17:30 PM

MK

Dante - That can apply to the male preachers as well. Seriously, have you seen their hair?

5/31/2006 12:29:05 PM

Tak, the Hideous New Girl

all pornography is gay.

Does he include girl on girl action?

'cause if he does, then he's almost right!

5/31/2006 1:41:30 PM

David D.G.

Education can help to overcome ignorance, and sometimes even stupidity, but there's no way it can overcome sheer insanity. That's how someone can conceivably earn a PhD and still be completely nuts like this.


~David D.G.

5/31/2006 2:07:28 PM

TDR

I like it. Redefine words to mean what ever you want, then base your arguments on that redefinition!

5/31/2006 2:11:52 PM

Talisman

It should be mandatory for every fundie who sticks a string of letters after his name to also name the institution that granted the degree.

I simply cannot believe these people actually hold the degree they claim.

5/31/2006 2:26:50 PM

Papabear

Well, you have an incorrect definition of homosexuality.

According to your post, promiscuity with love is alright as is promiscuity (with or without love) for the purpose of procreation.


How many boxtops did you have to send in for that Ph.D. of yours?


Dante's Virgil -- I think in his case it stands for \"Phony Doctorate.\"

5/31/2006 2:33:01 PM

Quentin

Porn isn't gay.

It's neutral, like eating a sandwich.

5/31/2006 3:26:13 PM

JustinGG

I wonder what diploma mill this guy got his Ph. D. from?

5/31/2006 3:40:02 PM

mad dog

Folks, let repeat this together, out loud:

THERE.
IS.
NO.
MORE.
ILLUMINATI.

Hey Henry, why don't you go to a stripper club and tell some angry bikers or gangstas these ideas?

5/31/2006 3:47:59 PM

Nekhbet

Presumably you stated on your quest for a PhD with BS. But I'm sure you know what you're talking about because you've ACTUALLY BEEN TO A GAY BAR. Please take up a hobby, repaint your closet, anything but write. Which is what you are.

5/31/2006 4:00:26 PM

MD20/20

I wonder if he is actually using the Ron White skit on everyone being gay to base his principle on.

5/31/2006 4:16:48 PM

Tiny Bulcher

mmmmm .... harness sex ....

5/31/2006 4:19:52 PM

Hadanelith

\"ALL PORN IS GAY\"

Except the straight porn, you asshat.

5/31/2006 4:25:42 PM

mishiike

Quentin: except if you watch it with one or more other men. Then it's gay. But if you watch it, even gay porn, with one or more women, it's straight! That's only paraphrased, of course...

5/31/2006 4:29:49 PM

Marosar

All porn is gay! Clocks are kept in lemon jars! A picture and a marker walk home tonight! I'm a song from the sixties!

5/31/2006 4:43:41 PM

kmisho

Interesting...

According to this definition gays who love each other when they have sex are not gay.

5/31/2006 5:17:25 PM

Huffers

kmisho thats fantastic... I hadn't thought of it that way :)

5/31/2006 5:24:55 PM
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