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[On a 14 year old boy being cited with a felony for taking porn to school]

The kid should have been arrested, pure and simple. Pornography is the trail to an immoral and Adulterate life. The earlier people are caught, the better it is for them.

Porn is a crime, the bismarck tribune comments 39 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Frank

WIth efficient policing, that precedent would criminalise something close to about 100% of teenagers.

7/14/2007 7:58:02 AM

Rubyfruit

A felony? For porn? That's a bit much.

8/17/2007 9:41:46 PM

Moondog

This guy would throw every 100% red-blooded American boy in the can! Would he search the home of every parent of every male child, like Herod did? I thought girly magazines, carefully hidden from prying parents' eyes, were a part of every teen boy's coming-of-age. Only a gay communist would deny us that!

8/17/2007 10:37:45 PM

Bert

I don't know what the US equivalent is in terms of 'year' to 'class', but in Scotland by fourteen you'd have to of arrested every boy in the fecking school.

8/17/2007 10:55:53 PM

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Extinction can't come too soon for this worthless species.

8/17/2007 10:56:59 PM

Bert

I suppose we should be extra thankful you're extra imaginary then...?

8/17/2007 11:45:15 PM

Doctor Fishcake

It's all Janet Jackson's fault!!!! Somehow!!!

8/18/2007 3:44:57 AM

TB Tabby

I'm surprised that he was also cited with assault for scratching that kid with a key. In my experience, that sort of thing is usually brushed off my school officials with the tired old excuse of your choice: "Kids'll be kids, it's his own fault for acting so weird, we'd do something if it was actually happening," etc. But I digress.

8/18/2007 3:54:51 AM

clockworkgirl21

What a dumb kid.

6/25/2008 8:41:35 AM

clockworkgirl21

Taking porn to school is a felony, but animal abuse isn't?

10/23/2008 6:36:33 PM

GigaGuess

And that kid that stole a pencil...let's lop off his hand while we're at it?

10/23/2008 7:15:04 PM

God

Fuck that. Gimme porn!

1/28/2009 2:30:19 PM



First, He's underage. Sorry, but if he can't buy alcohol, the same dispensation is taken FOR PORN. Second, since pornography is legal for adults, so it doesn't make sense what you say.

2/16/2011 3:59:42 AM



Taking porn to school is a misdemeanor at best. Furthermore, there are laws against charging minors with felonies.

11/5/2011 4:32:16 PM
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