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I believe the unbelievers allowed themselves to be corrupted by disease. The one doing the actual 'making people sick' would be the devil.
God bless you bro!
[5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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I believe that you're deluded, and can stick your beliefs about me back up your ass, where they came from. I'm not sick just because I refuse to believe without evidence.
5/31/2006 9:35:19 PM
So, you are contending the devil makes unbelievers ill? There is no evidence that Xianity keeps people healthier than any other belief or lack of belief.
How is it that Xians become ill? Does \"God\" cause their diseases?
I believe the believers allowed themselves to be corrupted by delusions.
5/31/2006 9:53:43 PM
So that means that all those born-again Christians who are dying of cancer aren't really sincere in their belief?
Need I remind you that God himself is quoted in the Bible as the one who created evil? All evil stems from him. That must mean that God is making you sick.
That's why I'm an atheist, so I can stay healthy.
5/31/2006 9:54:39 PM
5/31/2006 10:40:33 PM
If the Devil makes people sick, then why do they pray to God for healing? The Devil has control over it, so shouldn't they be asking him?
5/31/2006 11:41:11 PM
Dante, but God kicks Satan's ass remember, even though he was Satan's little bitch in Job. The conclusive evidence of God beating Satan is the 'fact' that no Christian has ever died from plague, disease, flu, pneumonia, tuberculosis, malaria... yeeHAW!
\"Billy - Don't be a Zero!\"
5/31/2006 11:44:46 PM
Dang BILLAY! Why you be's so dum?
5/31/2006 11:46:28 PM
BILLY?,Since nobody told you this beforeI feel it's my duty to do so. Sit down Billy boy, put your head between your knees, breathe deep. Ready? O K Everybody dies, no exceptions. Irrespective of religious beliefs. Get used to it.
6/1/2006 12:23:13 AM
Napoleon the Clown
Hm, I bet I get sick less often than you (I am quite healthy) and yet I live a life you'd probably consider to be sinful... Strike another point for reality...
6/1/2006 1:24:33 AM
Yes. I'm happilyu inflicted with the freethinking disease.
6/1/2006 3:11:32 AM
dangBILLY? you sho' nuff are one dumb-assed motherfucker, aren't you? And hey, Fuck you, bro!
I almost forgot...
(now everything is alright!)
6/1/2006 3:49:35 AM
YOU! out of the genepool!
6/1/2006 4:48:04 AM
\"YOU! out of the genepool!\"
A good Christian does not want to cheat at the game of Marco Polo, they will remain and multiply.
6/1/2006 5:27:46 AM
dangBILLAY - you bin gone and forgit your brain agen din u!
6/1/2006 5:33:17 AM
I believe dangBILLY? is an alien agent sent to orchestrate the overthrow of humanity and guide our insect successors into power.
6/2/2006 6:54:14 AM
So how comer there are good Christians people with cancer? Right, God is testing them, even though an omniscient being, he would already know the answer.
2/2/2007 2:30:25 AM
So, becaue we don't believe in the great fairy in the sky we deliberately allow ourselves to become sick?
Actually, claim like that, from the mentally ill, make me physically ill.
2/2/2007 5:43:19 AM