I not long ago commanded an electric toothbrush to be healed in Jesus name and it suddenly started working because for weeks before it just made a low rumbling sound but wouldn't work and when I commanded it and stood on my faith, it worked. I had a pair of headphones that just died and commanded it to be fixed in Jesus name and it worked again.
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Prayus Jayzus, two miracles.
I can't be bothered to mock you now, for the national day of Slayer approaches, and so does Half-Life. That said, be gone!
Corrosion breaks loose on the connections in the toothbrush, and a broken circuit in the headphones realigns to reconnect. That's probably what you've got here.
uh oh. Just had a Douglas Adams moment.
I once flipped the light switch and the light went off at the exact same time! I assumed that there was a connection. And I was right!
The Soulless one, however, is most probably wrong about his coevent-interpretation.
"I not long ago commanded an electric toothbrush to be healed in Jesus name and it suddenly started working because for weeks before it just made a low rumbling sound but wouldn't work and when I commanded it and stood on my faith, it worked. I had a pair of headphones that just died and commanded it to be fixed in Jesus name and it worked again."
Funny. I once had a hard drive that - when I tried to use it as an external storage facility - it wouldn't work. Yet, when I used another external USB enclosure, it worked fine.
PROTIP: a discharged rechargeable battery, if held in the hand, will give out current for a few minutes. Electrochemistry is a funny thing, as the likes of Faraday & Volta will tell you. And - unless there's a loose wire between the plug or the driver (magnet/coil) - headphones won't work unless they're plugged in*.
The 9th Commandment says you're going to Hell, o Soulless One. Lying for Jebus, much?
*- Unless they're Bluetooth ones made by Sennheiser, in which case, welcome to the Smartarses Club!
You have a great future in store for you as a master automobile mechanic. Open your own garage and just command the broken down vehicles to be healed in Jesus' name. You could make a fortune and give half of it to the church of your choice.
Low overhead. No equipment, parts, or supplies required. It is a simple way to get rich quick.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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