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I watched Hell-Raiser 2 last night and well... hell looks BAD. Trust me... you don't want to go there for ETERNITY.

Livin'4Christ, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Esjeur

Yes because we all know a Hollywood film is 100% accurate on what Hell looks like.

3/18/2007 9:30:03 PM

Cerebulon

Being a Cenobyte would rock! \"Oh Karen, no tears... that's a good waste of suffering!\" LMAO.

3/18/2007 9:56:24 PM

fuzon

Horror films are evil! It's in the Bible.

3/18/2007 10:02:31 PM

Emyu

Because Tony Randel is a prophet.

1/21/2008 7:48:34 AM

Freboy

I thought the bible was your only source of information?

But whatever floats your boat...

1/21/2008 9:25:34 AM

agentCDE

Oh, I know Hell is bad. I mean, look at DooM and Doom2. Or The Darkness. No, I don't want to go there (at least, without a boomstick and a BFG9k).

How convenient that IT DOESN'T EXIST, then.

1/21/2008 10:44:10 AM

Tomby Stone

I have to agree with this one, I couldn't even sit through that hacky pseudo goth cheesefest all the way through. I don't even want to think about having to watch the infinite director's cut.

1/21/2008 5:12:08 PM

They call me V

You trust... Hellraiser 2, quite possibly one of the weakest non-slasher plots in newer horror history, to tell you how hell is? Srsly, couldn't you at least use the original.

3/22/2008 3:54:01 PM

Cabraxas

I've been to Hollywood where the movie was made, and you're right! I wouldn't want to live in Hollywood!

3/22/2008 4:41:38 PM

Jewwithabrain

Ahh, Hell-Raiser 2. Didn't that win the Oscar for Best Documentary?

3/23/2008 4:44:05 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

"You're not even the real Satan! You're just a stereotype of religious cinema!" --Bonus Stage

3/23/2008 6:18:44 AM

Canadiest

I liked the Hellraiser movies (1st &2nd) because they (and Barkers stuff in general ) were different than anyone elses ideas. While King takes the traditional horror concepts and polishes them up Barker tears the shit apart and totally reforms them.

No depiction of Hells been pleasant though. Not even Family Guy's. Guess thats why Hells more of a situation than an actual place

3/23/2008 1:09:09 PM

LE0Nteh1337

So you get your idea of hell from a movie?

3/23/2008 7:36:58 PM

splattaflix

Hmm. Ya know, Rosemary's Baby is my favorite movie. So is that what Satan looks like? A dude in a cheap sea-monster outfit?

Hollywood teaches us soo much!

7/13/2008 8:33:01 PM

Anemone

Hell-Raiser 2 was not a documentary.

6/8/2010 7:28:32 PM

fstdt.com

If those actors could survive hell, it's not so bad. I mean, they aren't dead, right? Right?

6/8/2010 9:03:45 PM

Big Jilm

You don't want to watch Clive Barker for all eternity? I could think of worse Hells, like watching Francis Coleman movies for all eternity; now that would be Hell!

6/9/2010 5:38:48 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I watched Hell-Raiser 2 last night and well... hell looks BAD."

The realm of the Cenobites is worse than Hell. Infinitely worse.

'I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. The Cenobites gave me an experience beyond limits... pain and pleasure, indivisible.'

-Frank Cotton

"Trust me... you don't want to go there for ETERNITY."



'We have such sights to show you!'

-Pinhead

6/9/2010 6:21:41 AM

justanotheratheist

Just how much further removed from reality can these brain dead imbeciles get? "'Allo 'Allo" is funny, so the Nazi occupation of France must have been a fucking belly laugh. (Fuck knows what they'd make of Harry Potter, using this fantastically daft line of reasoning...)

6/9/2010 7:28:08 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Yep, it all checks out. Hell-raiser 2 is in the documentary section of local video shop. Avoid hell at all costs, people! Also: pin-cushions.

6/9/2010 1:15:46 PM

Myrryr

Holy crap... I wonder what she thought Hell was like after she watched Little Nicky...

1/6/2011 9:44:21 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I watched The Simpsons last night.
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h {{ s h u d d e r }}, I don’t want to live in their house forever and ever amen . . . what will I ever do?


I might spend an afternoon at Moe’s, but . . .

1/6/2011 10:22:02 AM
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