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[Alright, Fred Phelps is a hate mongering piece of shit, but vigilante executions are not the solution. In saying that, here's an open letter from Gonzo67 to Westboro Baptist Church:]

I pray that one day I see you and your group here in Gaffney South Carolina picketing a Military Funeral. I know you're nothing but a scum bag piece of shit PRETENDING to be a man of the cloth. Your church and your congregation is nothing but an affront to God. Your claim of acting in God's name is a direct INSULT to God.

I know your game. Picket the funeral. Piss off the grieving father and mother, upset the grieving brothers, until someone attacks and strikes you. Then you sue the family, you sue the police, you sue the city and county. You're not doing "God's Work". You just like every other crooked fuking piece of shit out there. Making money off the suffering of others.

But please, if you feel your cause is just, PLEASE come do one of your cute little protests in Gaffney South Carolina. I Beg you. Because I will attend. And when you see me, it will be just a 1 second trigger pull until you are face to face with the God you profess to be working for, and his judgment will not be as merciful as mine was.

And Please bring that worthless pack of shit you call a congregation with you. Because I have enough bullets to put one in each of their heads as well. The men, the women, and those cute little kids you got brain washed. Every one of them will stand behind you when you have to face your god and answer for the pain and the heartache you have spread across this country all for a mere buck.

I beg you, one last time. Come put on your dog and pony show here in Gaffney South Carolina. And I'm going to end all your worldly troubles you worthless fuking piece of shit.

Waiting for you...

Blaine Kessler

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 37 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Swintah

What is it that makes fundies think it's OK to kill people who disagree with them? (Even if those who disagree are other mockworthy fundie trolls)

6/6/2006 10:50:47 AM

MD20/20

Swintah,
Look at the history of fundies...it's been all about killing off those who disagree.

6/6/2006 10:58:00 AM

NotMe

He's got a good point. Apart from th killing part.

6/6/2006 11:06:33 AM

Kyle

Never mind that Fred Phelps' garbage is 99% identical to the garbage found at Free Conservatives.

6/6/2006 11:07:52 AM

Anti-Goth

Soooo...we should just wait it out until all the fuckwits have killed each other off? Sounds good to me! I'll bring popcorn!


Love the 666 layout Yahweh!

6/6/2006 12:30:23 PM

Tak, the Hideous New Girl

When Phelps sues this Kessler person (Phelps is big on the lawsuits), I won't know who to cheer for.

6/6/2006 1:21:19 PM

mad dog

It's like Hitler vs Stalin. Who gives a fuck who wins?

6/6/2006 2:44:24 PM

Nekhbet

When push comes to shove I don't think Blaine is on the side of the Gays. He prob'ly just lakhs tuh shoot people.

6/6/2006 3:00:09 PM

Papabear

Well, I was pretty much with him for the first two paragraphs. By the end, he ends up being as offensive as Freddy.

6/6/2006 4:11:44 PM

Duke Stronguy

I, for one, think it's a good start.

6/6/2006 5:10:23 PM

Captain Slack

Let's just put Gonzo and Phelps in a box and shake it.

6/6/2006 5:22:36 PM

mad dog

no, lets put them in a small cage, and poke them with sticks

6/6/2006 6:25:12 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Your first two paragraphs are sane and rational. And then you start fantasizing about killing children.

6/6/2006 7:17:14 PM

Star Cluster

Wow, talk about Irony So Thick You Can Cut It With A Knife! I know it's early in the month but how could ANYTHING be more ironic than this moronic rant. I'll make the nomination.

6/7/2006 2:16:03 AM

Crosis

<<< It's like Hitler vs Stalin. Who gives a fuck who wins? >>>

Personally, I'd root for the flesh-eating bacteria. Same thing I do when Michigan plays Ohio State.

No one deserves to be killed unless they're about to kill someone else. That said, if anyone did deserve it, Phelps would probably be fairly high on the list.

6/7/2006 2:28:58 AM

Maronan

This is why we always ask you to show your work, fundies. It's great that you disagree with Phelps, but horrible that you want to kill him.

Also: Well, the End of the World is over. The next End of the World is scheduled for June 16th; after all, it's 6/16. (IMO, leaving off the year is less of a stretch than writing 6/6/6; people often omit the year when writing dates, but rarely omit zeroes when they do write the year. Besides, 616 is the \"mark of the beast,\" not 6606 or even 666.

Also Also: I considered putting a \"Note to those left behind\" in a suit of empty clothes by my door as a prank, but never got around to it. I could have also included a Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to remind everyone that they worshipped the wrong god.

6/7/2006 7:43:03 AM

Martha P.

Trust me, the last thing anyone should do is make a martyr of Phelps.

6/10/2006 8:17:15 AM

Crosis

<<< Trust me, the last thing anyone should do is make a martyr of Phelps. >>>

Who would view him as a martyr? Even a lot of fundies try to distance themselves from him.

I agree that he shouldn't be killed ... but I'm not convinced anyone - even other fundies - would be particularly upset if he was.

6/10/2006 9:52:12 PM

Julian

I have to admit Martha P. did make me think about a predator drone at 25,000 feet dropping a smart bomb onto the Westboro Baptist church. (A teeny bit of me had to smile)

6/11/2006 4:00:57 AM

Francois Tremblay

I say let the hate spewers and the trained murderers fight it out. Maybe they'll eliminate each other and we can finally live in utopia.

6/17/2006 9:03:38 PM

Crosis

<<< I say let the hate spewers and the trained murderers fight it out. Maybe they'll eliminate each other and we can finally live in utopia. >>>

As long as they do it somewhere where the rest of us won't be caught in the crossfire, I'm all for it.

6/18/2006 4:43:34 AM

Chris

<<I say let the hate spewers and the trained murderers fight it out. Maybe they'll eliminate each other and we can finally live in utopia.>>

Utopia? Even if these fundamentalists offed each other, people would still find something to fight about (after all, conflict and struggle are in our nature).

Would there be utopia? No. But we would sure be better of without these people spewing their affronts to reason.

6/19/2006 7:13:46 PM



Well apart from the killing part \"and a part of me really wants him to do it\" I like this guy....

10/26/2006 12:58:21 AM

J-Dubs

I actually agree with his hatred of the WBC. Wow, did I just agree with a Free Conservatives boarder? And vigilante killings are never the solution, but if you have seen Gonzo67's other posts, you will see that this is par for his course.

3/4/2007 5:17:36 PM

Rambler

You know... No one in South Carolina would be able to convict him. He would be the guy who got away with mass murder.

11/24/2007 12:50:02 AM
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