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I don't mean to sound offensive, but whoever started this argment about Noah's ark did not do much research.

Otherwise you would realize that durng orld ar II, the United States build a ship according to the measurement of Noah's ark and it was one bad baby. No one wanted to meswith that joker.

Now a far as species go, I don;t know how many species they say there are today. Maybe they do say 6 million or 30 million. I can tell you that the apportionment of the number of species has been determined by Evolutionary THEORY and is thus not a provable fact. There way of defining species does not have to be ds way of definig species. I can tell you this as well, because of evolutionary THEORY the nuber of species has increased. Why because we have for it to do so. Of course not, but rather it fits well into the model of evolution.

findit aazing hw ou accus Christians of gong close-mided and on a set worldview whn youyourself do exactly the same.

CofTheForeverTribe, POD Warrior Forum 16 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#27036
CT

Yay for the archives, but dear god... wtf is this guy on about?

4/12/2006 8:22:55 PM
#27046
David D.G.

Oh, is this an oldie that just got resurrected? Pity -- it deserved a thorough mocking, and even an award or two, back when it was still fresh.

Man, this is just chillingly stupid: revisionist history, misunderstanding of the term \"theory\" in science, misunderstanding of evolution, misunderstanding of biology/zoology -- and to top it all off, he starts it by chiding others for \"not doing much research,\" and ends it by rhetorically asking why scientists accuse Christians of being closed-minded, accusing them of being \"exactly the same.\" The Clue Meter is reading well into the negative range here, folks!

It must be well-nigh impossible to get much fundier than this!


~David D.G.

4/12/2006 9:28:37 PM
#27053
CousinTed

Why would they build a replica of Noah's Ark during WWII?

4/12/2006 9:52:42 PM
#27074
David D.G.

Cousin Ted, I think he must be referring to an aircraft carrier (which one I wouldn't know, since I thought they were all about the same size, and none ever intimidated the enemy into avoiding it completely as far as I know), believing it to have been built according to Noah's Ark's specifications.

Kind of a funny picture, Noah bringing all the animals aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise, don't you think?


~David D.G.

4/12/2006 11:10:17 PM
#27076
Julian

I know

\"Otherwise you would realize that durng orld ar II, the United States build a ship according to the measurement of Noah's ark and it was one bad baby. No one wanted to meswith that joker.\"

That was the most hilarious thing I've ever read. One window, three levels made of wood, lined with flammable pitch, engineless, rudderless, mastless.

VS!!

Zeroes, Kamakazi pilots and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Yamato

4/12/2006 11:21:38 PM
#243800
he who knocks thee down a peg

...what was that you said? i couldnt understand your bad christian grammar... get a fucking dictionary and typing lessons.

6/1/2007 5:24:04 PM
#602392
Kitourahime

Did you rape your keyboard?

7/26/2008 4:33:12 AM
#602429
Dharmabum

CofTheForeverTribe: Don't worry, you don't sound offensive. You sound fucking ignorant.

7/26/2008 5:41:30 AM
#602550
Canadiest

No they did'nt

All attempts to build Noahs Ark have resulted in a wooden craft that tears itself apart under it's own weight.


7/26/2008 12:35:44 PM
#602560


I'm sorry, I got lost between the second and the third paragraph. How the fuck does this relate?

Question, have you invented a new language?

7/26/2008 1:14:41 PM
#947643


Perhaps it didn't fall in on itself because IT WAS MADE OUT OF METAL?!

4/28/2009 5:15:17 AM
#947646
Atheismo

"durng orld ar II, the United States build a ship according to the measurement of Noah's ark "


4/28/2009 5:20:49 AM
#947651
Swedish Pagan

I don't mean to sound offensive, but whoever wrote that post did not do much research into the world of spelling.

It's not close-minded to acknowledge that the world is changing all the time. And there is proof of the Evolutionary Theory, but there is no proof whatsoever of a deity creating the whole world some 4000 years after the oldest human remains.

4/28/2009 5:30:45 AM
#947684
Pilbrt Mcdami

hTis guy's misng a few ltrs frm ihs kebord.

4/28/2009 7:31:17 AM
#947688
David B.

Ah, yes, the good ol' USS Fictitious, crewed almost entirely by senators' sons I hear. Who can forget that noble battle when 'the Fick' - as it was affectionately known - sank two German pocket battleships, the Darwin and the Obama. A feat made all the more remarkable by the fact that "gun laying" consisted solely of praying for God to guide the shells to their targets.

Sadly, the Fick never made it to the end of the war, sinking after being torpedoed by the German submarine 'U-Wish' on the 31st. April, 1945. It went down with all hands, though most of the asses managed to make it to the lifeboats.

4/28/2009 7:41:14 AM
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Sentry Gun

Would you mind giving us the name of the ship ? Cause I'm quite sure a ship designed after the Noah's ark can't navigate in deep sea because of a lack of keel

4/18/2012 6:06:51 AM
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