Secret Illuminati agents around the country are gathering information on random average people while often causing horrific side effects. Their tool of choice is the Directed Energy Weapon or DEW. This device is commonplace and can be mounted on a car chassis or other portable generator and can monitor brain activity down to the neuron level from up to 50 yards away.

This is a device developed by the Illuminati following its launch of the MK Ultra program decades ago. The original prototypes were the size of tractor trailers and could not leave the testing facilities, but that changed with the advent of the microchip and refinement of MRI technology. Now high-grade DEWs are about the size of footballs. Low-grade models are made to mimic smartphones. When implemented, the high-grades induce vertigo, spikes in blood pressure, and intense anxiety. The victim may think they're having a mini-stroke or hypertensive crisis, but the reading only takes 30 seconds and the symptoms subside once the signal is turned off.

Once completed, the Illuminati has a complete brain scan that can actually reveal what the person was thinking in detail. This allows the order to determine if its brainwashing program is working as well as assists in determining methods of improvement. Such campaigns have led to ever increasing focus on duping people through sports propaganda and events. We here at IW are looking for patterns and symbols on ESPN and the tribal event that is college football. All of those fans who show up to College Game Day with their signs have no idea as to how they're being studied.

Alcohol infused events are prime targets for the Illuminati's agents and their DEWs. Drunk people make ideal subjects too. Alcohol lowers their inhibitions and allows for more instinctive thought, and the side effects from the device's signals can easily be misinterpreted as "having had too much to drink". How many fans will be saying "Roll Tide, Roll" after discovering this? We do think that the classic tin foil hat can help disrupt the signal's ability to read our minds. However, it can do little to ease the painful side effects.

People are becoming more aware that DEWs are real and have been deployed. Do a little internet sleuthing, and you'll find dozens of stories of people who knew they had been targeted. These are individuals with unique knowledge about the Illuminati's inner workings and are being made to look insane as they try to expose the truth. Instead of supporting these people, the general population is being told that they're "Alt Right" and in the "Basket of deplorables" by shills like Hillary Clinton. How can those under attack win when everyone is set against them?