[On the Shroud of Turin]
From what I watched on the tv show and what the Bible say, Jesus was raped in it for 3 days and then He rose from the dead.
POD Warrior Forum
[11/1/2002 12:00:00 ]
Fundie Index: 45
Technically, this really isn't a fundyism, but it's too freaking funny to pass up having it posted here.
7/25/2006 2:46:26 PM
Sorry dude, one thing is that a snake speaks but that there is a necrophile sexual maniac fabric, I am not keen to believe.
8/29/2006 12:40:11 PM
I BOW TO THE MAJESTY OF THE TYPO-GODS!!!
Seriously, this quote... this... this quote... no.. canftf tpye... laujginh tioo htard!!!
11/20/2006 7:12:11 PM
11/20/2006 10:32:32 PM
Best typo award.
12/19/2006 7:10:12 PM
Oh C'mon, Jesus loved every second of it.
You think he'd get up the first time he was raped. He must have liked it
3/12/2008 5:06:44 PM
This is clear evidence that the FSM exists and that He has a sense of humour.
3/12/2008 5:14:07 PM
Holy dick-snot! ...and a lot of it, apparently.
3/12/2008 7:33:31 PM
"Jesus was raped in it for 3 days"
He must have been Thor.
3/12/2008 7:35:29 PM
Someone didn't read before posting...
Ohhhh, okay. Without you guys above me, I would have asked BurningSon for some of his drugs. He obviously has the good stuff. But now...a typo just isn't as funny as him actually believing Jesus to have been raped. :-(
Don't these people EVER read their wholly babble?
Darwin's Lil' Girl
I LOVE TYPOS!!!!!
He could hardly pith.
Added to my collection of fave fundyisms...
I don't care who in Hell you think you are, buddy, but you drop that cross one more time and you're outta the parade!
Best Typo Ever nthed.
Also, Shroud of Turin is a hoax.
Now -- where exactly did you get this TV set?
Where did you get that version again?
In the eyes of god, they're married, it sucks for Jebus but what can you do lol?
Best Typo Ever nthed +1.
3/15/2008 12:32:21 PM
OH, that makes a change. They're usually banging on (pun intended) about how women cannot possibly be hurt if raped. Now they mention it happened to their Lord and Savior. Phffft! *snort* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
3/15/2008 9:47:37 PM
I just had an asthma attack from laughing so hard...
I love it. I think I will get it put on a shirt.
4/9/2010 5:03:44 PM