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Quote# 1231

[On the Shroud of Turin]

From what I watched on the tv show and what the Bible say, Jesus was raped in it for 3 days and then He rose from the dead.

BurningSon, POD Warrior Forum 59 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#56125
Zipperback

Best...Typo... Ever...

7/25/2006 8:39:17 AM

#56194
David D.G.

Technically, this really isn't a fundyism, but it's too freaking funny to pass up having it posted here.


~David D.G.

7/25/2006 2:46:26 PM

#70027
Matilde

Sorry dude, one thing is that a snake speaks but that there is a necrophile sexual maniac fabric, I am not keen to believe.

8/29/2006 12:40:11 PM

#108119
HairlessMonkeyDK

I BOW TO THE MAJESTY OF THE TYPO-GODS!!!

Seriously, this quote... this... this quote... no.. canftf tpye... laujginh tioo htard!!!

11/20/2006 11:52:41 AM

#108192
hubbub2

Ick...just...Ick...bleech (huurrllll).

11/20/2006 7:12:11 PM

#108255
Lupine

Typo? Where.

Oh...I see...Pffft....

11/20/2006 10:32:32 PM

#124195
Jack

Best typo award.

12/19/2006 7:10:12 PM

#430940
Nibien

Oh C'mon, Jesus loved every second of it.

3/12/2008 3:32:34 AM

#431531
Canadiest

You think he'd get up the first time he was raped. He must have liked it

3/12/2008 5:06:44 PM

#431538
anti-nonsense

*dies laughing*

This is clear evidence that the FSM exists and that He has a sense of humour.

3/12/2008 5:14:07 PM

#431743
Caustic Gnostic

Holy dick-snot! ...and a lot of it, apparently.

3/12/2008 7:33:31 PM

#431749
Quantum Mechanic

"Jesus was raped in it for 3 days"

He must have been Thor.

3/12/2008 7:35:29 PM

#433417
Alethe

Someone didn't read before posting...

3/14/2008 2:32:47 AM

#433524
Junification

Ohhhh, okay. Without you guys above me, I would have asked BurningSon for some of his drugs. He obviously has the good stuff. But now...a typo just isn't as funny as him actually believing Jesus to have been raped. :-(

3/14/2008 4:23:47 AM

#433532
Jack Bauer

*sigh*

Don't these people EVER read their wholly babble?

3/14/2008 4:31:10 AM

#434393
Darwin's Lil' Girl

I LOVE TYPOS!!!!!

3/15/2008 1:30:06 AM

#434430
Philbert McAdamia

Thor?

He could hardly pith.

;-)
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Added to my collection of fave fundyisms...
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I don't care who in Hell you think you are, buddy, but you drop that cross one more time and you're outta the parade!
boompTSHHH

3/15/2008 2:24:26 AM

#434431
MysticalChicken

Best Typo Ever nthed.

Also, Shroud of Turin is a hoax.

3/15/2008 2:25:52 AM

#434567
Michael

Now -- where exactly did you get this TV set?

3/15/2008 5:26:28 AM

#434623
Jake Steel

Where did you get that version again?

3/15/2008 7:07:50 AM

#434640
Mr Blur

In the eyes of god, they're married, it sucks for Jebus but what can you do lol?

3/15/2008 9:04:35 AM

#434693
Parallax

Best Typo Ever nthed +1.

3/15/2008 12:32:21 PM

#435076
Princess Rot

OH, that makes a change. They're usually banging on (pun intended) about how women cannot possibly be hurt if raped. Now they mention it happened to their Lord and Savior. Phffft! *snort* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

3/15/2008 9:47:37 PM

#435196
Martha Jones

Good. Lord.

I just had an asthma attack from laughing so hard...

3/16/2008 1:29:26 AM

#1145310
doug

I love it. I think I will get it put on a shirt.

4/9/2010 5:03:44 PM
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