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The biggest bonus I’m gotta have in my eternal life living with Jesus is I’m gotta be the ultimate immortal beauty that makes nations and cities go falling and crumpling, which means all the kings on the earth are going to slaughter with one another at war just because all of them wanna fight for me. Every single one of the kings on the earth desperately wanna go to war just because of my ultimate immortal beauty. Every single of them wanna make me as the queen in each nation, so they go to war to define who’s the winner that can have me as queen, the ultimate immortal beauty that makes nations and cities go falling and crumpling.
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In other words, I’m gotta be the ultimate immortal beauty that triggers World War 3, an all-out global nuclear warfare, because all the world leaders desperately wanna eat me, the ultimate immortal beauty. So, those world leaders go to nuke war for me, because they desperately wanna figure out who’s the luckiest guy that can eat me on the bed and swallow me into his stomach. So, they go to nuke war to figure out who’s the luckiest man. This is the meaning, the ultimate immortal beauty that makes nations and cities go falling and crumpling, because after an all-out global nuclear war the world leaders all die off and die out, their nations and cities falling and crumpling. All doomed.

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