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Aliens will kill US

Aliens are stealing Earth's magnetic field, life force, sipiritual energy. If we dont stop them all of us die in 333 years. Morons! Humans are created by aliens for draining Earth's energy. Humans cant feel magnetic fields and sipirits unlike all other animals. Vampires are hiding giants and yetis from you many bones and graves got lost by YALE and Skull Bones. Also there is devices at North and South pole for stealing Earth's energy. Saturn getting bigger, faster, hoter; they will turn Saturn to a star. They stole core of moon and mars; they killed many planets. You are too stupid. Go to poles and destroy devices at underground.

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