[Taken from "Solidarity Activities in September"]
On September 2, the Association for the Study of Songun Politics UK (ASSPUK), the Juche Idea Study Group of England (JISGE), the UK Korean Friendship Association (UK KFA) issued a joint statement to condemn the south Korean fascist puppets that intend to enforce the so-called “Law on Human Rights in North Korea”.
The statement said:
In essence, the “Law on Human Rights in North Korea” is an extreme confrontational measure that denies the reality of the socialist system of the DPRK and aims to achieve regime change by force.
It is nonsensical and hypocritical for south Korea to take issue with the DPRK's human rights because south Korea is the worst fascist dictatorship in the world where patriots and communists are jailed all the time. South Korea is known internationally as the republic of the Jaebols where the rich oppress and exploit the poor.
Enforcing the law by the south Korean fascist puppets will led to a further and severe deterioration in inter-Korean relations and could bring a catastrophe to the Korean peninsula.
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the Association for the Study of Songun Politics UK (ASSPUK)
You know you're wrong when even your group's acronym thinks your policies are ASS.
It is nonsensical and hypocritical for south Korea to take issue with the DPRK's human rights because south Korea is the worst fascist dictatorship in the world where patriots and communists are jailed all the time.
Uh, mate? I think you're somehow holding your compass upside-down...
We've had trolls dropping in on FSTDT recently. The chances of a North Korean troll dropping in are zero. Why? No internet, of course.
South Korea has a few problems, but is basically a civilised state none the less. However, a "catastrophe affecting the Korean peninsula" is sadly certain as the North Korean regime can't hold out indefinitely and South Korea will probably be lumbered with picking up the pieces when the state finally collapses.
South Korea is known internationally as the neighbor of the most closed and dictatorial country in the world.
All countries with capitalism have the rich oppressing and exploiting the poor.
It sounds strange that South Korea is to enforce laws in North Korea...
Ah, communist fundies. Don't see their stripe often enough.
I like how their argument boils down to "No, you!" Because the existence of rich people and economic inequality is so much worse than people being born in prison and looking forward to their life in some of the worst prison conditions in the world because of something their grandparents did.
Amazing that people can be so blinded by ideology...
It doesn't get reported much in Western news, but North Korea attacks South Korea all the time. Those "patriots and communists" that are jailed by South Korea may be people who are orchestrating those attacks.
Nice acronym by the way, I think it suits your organization well.
In essence, the “Law on Human Rights in North Korea” is an extreme confrontational measure that denies the reality of the socialist system of the DPRK
FIFY: the camps, the torture and the public executions are part of the system set up by the Suryeong ("leader").
and aims to achieve regime change by force.
Why would it be wrong to overthrow the den of thieves, mafiosi and murderers (mis)ruling North Korea?
It is nonsensical and hypocritical for south Korea to take issue with the DPRK's human rights because south Korea is the worst fascist dictatorship in the world where patriots and communists are jailed all the time.
Military dictatorships have stopped in the South since the 1980s.
In which direction go the strongest flows between the North and the South?
South Korea is known internationally as the republic of the Jaebols where the rich oppress and exploit the poor.
Whereas North Korea is known internationally as the dictatorship of the Kims where the nomenklatura oppress and exploit everyone.
ASSPUK
Someone should mention this to PSY.
He could use it in his next K-Pop hit, along with "Gangnam Style" and "Gentleman".
south Korea is the worst fascist dictatorship in the world
Better take a look in your computers, ASSFUK... er, I mean PUK.
Wouldn't want any HDs in them made by that nasty capitalist running-dog chaebol Samsung, would we?!
I have Samsung HDs in my laptops: ultra-reliable and ultra-quiet.
And how do you know that SEK Studios in North Korea aren't using the same company's HDs, in the making of "Squirrel and Hedgehog": the latter CGI episodes of late?
Oh, and tell SEK to get their arses in gear: they're a bit fucking late with the newest episodes; only 32 made since 1977?! Canada's DHX made 143 episodes of "MLP:FiM" in a fraction of that time. So much for 'Chollima Speed', eh?!
'Juche', my flank. /)^3^(\
@ RubberChicken:
These three groups combined probably consist of about twenty people, tops. Half of whom are reporting to MI5.
I can do you one better: There's so much compartmentalisation in those security orgs that 19/20 work for M15 and are going through the motions of...uh...pretending they actually give a damn about Juche. And just to get even, because this would be hell for an intelligence officer regardless of pay, the one legit member just got ASSPUNK'd by the 19 agents for great fun happy time.
North Korea appologists? That's a new one. Has there ever been a more apt accronym then ASSPUK? I'm picturing a bunch of people lined up in front of a hockey net with there anuses spread while Kim Jong Un fires slap shots at them, and everytime the puck is lodged in one of their rectums he yells "ASSPUK!"
Confused?
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