What about Tectonic theory, idiot?
6/22/2006 2:38:10 AM
Of course, you would say this, being a qualified geologist and all, right?
6/22/2006 2:40:43 AM
Rats, that's two years of my life spent working in the Tectonics and Sedimentation Laboratory I'll never get back. I'm glad OfTheBorg is here to tell me these things.
6/22/2006 2:46:14 AM
The San Andreas Fault is pretty fucking hard to dismiss, idiot.
6/22/2006 2:47:19 AM
Shouldn't every last single tsunami, earthquake, and volcanic eruption since the dawn of time be sufficient proof?
6/22/2006 2:47:45 AM
Assuming we're talking about Tectonics, there's not just a mountain of evidence, there's an entire planetary crust of it.
6/22/2006 3:08:13 AM
Don't you guys know? Technology is related to science. Thus, Techtonics is related to Scientology. Techtonics is part of the whole \"Xenu placing people around volcanoes and having them erupt to create thetans\" thing.
6/22/2006 3:21:00 AM
I would venture to guess that there is only one book that he's using for research (hmmm, I wonder which BOOK that could be?).
6/22/2006 3:21:33 AM
Well, you won't find any valid evidence of tectonic plate theory in the Bible or in your copy of \"PlayAmish.\" You're going to have to read books and journals on geology to find that evidence.
On the other hand, I don't see any valid evidence of you, so I don't believe in you.
6/22/2006 3:54:33 AM
6/22/2006 4:08:40 AM
<<< I don't see any evidence of a valid Techtonic plate theory >>>
Assuming the misspelling was an accident, this can only be because you do not look for such evidence. The most obvious evidence of such would be earthquakes and volcanic activity, almost entirely along plate boundaries.
6/22/2006 4:22:49 AM
Napoleon the Clown
Yes, the San Andreas Fault (along with thousands of other fault lines) isn't growing wider. That's only an optical illusion.
6/22/2006 5:12:09 AM
I wonder if the reason people don't see any evidence of several well-supported theories is that they misspell them so badly when they search for them.
6/22/2006 5:55:24 AM
He reminds me of my little brother playing hide-and-go-seek. When I found him behind the couch he had his eyes closed, figuring that if he didn't see me then I couldn't see him. Of course, my brother was three years old at the time.
6/22/2006 6:08:50 AM
Fools. The San Andreas fault is only there to test our faith! In reality, God's just grabbing it and stretching it open when we're not looking!
Kinda like a giant goatse.
6/22/2006 6:43:48 AM
Oh, come on. He's called \"Of the Borg\", and you think he's serious? This just screams \"troll\" to me.
*goes to site*
6/22/2006 7:17:48 AM
He's been assimilated by Ron Wyatt, and now has no will or identity of his own ... or brain, apparently.
6/22/2006 8:08:09 AM
I don't see any evidence (seeing your words before my eyes doesn't count of course) that someone as stupid as you exists. Therefore, I do not believe it. Seriously, go to school and actually LISTEN when your teacher explains the basics to you. This isn't like religion where they tell you how something is supposed to work, but they do not explain the evidence that lead to that conclusion. It's hard to believe, I know, but they actually sit down with you and explain all the fundamental concepts that show you how something works and will give you interesting facts - For example, they use satellites to measure how much land masses move each year, genius.
Oh and if you actually decide to try and learn something do me a favor and grab the kids who haven't wrapped their brains around the idea that gravity is effected by distance and strap them into a classroom chair with you.
6/22/2006 8:51:58 AM
Techtonic? Isn't that a club in L.A.?
6/22/2006 9:00:32 AM
What the....? Another one? HOW?!?
How can so many people in the world be so delusional as to deny (not just \"not see,\" but outright DENY) plain physical facts such as evolution, gravity, germs, and tectonics?
And WHY, for goodness' sake, are these people not locked up and cured of their mental illness?
6/22/2006 1:48:52 PM
That's why you should believe in tectonic plates. Unless, of course, you're just following the assumption that it's a theory, and therefore like the ToE and naughty in God's sight, or something like that.
6/22/2006 4:28:27 PM
Then hold your breath, swim down and take a looksie!
6/22/2006 5:25:07 PM
Stop looking in the Bible and read some factual books you knob-breath. Go back to school and try and learn something, like how not to be a failure. Get the hell out of the gene pool before I have you reported. I would happily excrete on you to show you some normal genes, but it would be a waste.
6/22/2006 6:24:23 PM
Hadanelith, you pretty much summed it up.
6/22/2006 7:45:58 PM
Mysteriously Anonymous Guy
Evidence is irrelevent. You will be assimilated.
6/24/2006 12:16:40 AM