That would be because it's too dark inside your rectum, sir.
By the way, how the hell would believing in plate tectonics be some sort of problem for your religious beliefs?
6/26/2006 10:34:29 AM
Then go to the bottom of the ocean.
3/1/2007 1:20:00 AM
I really doubt he actually looked into it
6/5/2010 7:02:13 AM
6/5/2010 8:52:05 AM
"When I found him behind the couch he had his eyes closed, figuring that if he didn't see me then I couldn't see him. Of course, my brother was three years old at the time."
Even at that age, he knew where his towel was.
6/7/2010 6:34:26 AM
This is the one I like the best;
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.
Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.
God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion.
Kathy, Yahoo!Answers 84 Comments [1/30/2010 10:04:31 AM]
I Googled Teutonic Plates to find it. Google suggests Tectonic right off the bat and takes you there. However, I persisted, and lo and behold there are a lot of links for Teutonic Plates, most as typos.
6/7/2010 8:30:57 AM
I hope you get hit by an earthquake. That would prove that God has a great sense of humor.
2/28/2011 7:04:39 PM