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Quote# 12490

I don't see any evidence of a valid Techtonic plate theory, and thus do not believe it.

OfTheBorg, Wyatt Museum 32 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#46509
glyptodon

That would be because it's too dark inside your rectum, sir.

By the way, how the hell would believing in plate tectonics be some sort of problem for your religious beliefs?

6/26/2006 10:34:29 AM

#172392
Osiris

Then go to the bottom of the ocean.

3/1/2007 1:20:00 AM

#1164692
Undead41

I really doubt he actually looked into it

6/5/2010 7:02:13 AM

#1164718
Anon-e-moose

We are the Atheists. Your 'beliefs' will adapt to acknowledge ours. We have the facts:

http://www.platetectonics.com/book/page_1.asp

Resistance is futile.

6/5/2010 8:52:05 AM

#1165174
Anon-e-moose

@Redhunter

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Even at that age, he knew where his towel was.

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6/7/2010 6:34:26 AM

#1165221
Philbert McAdamia

This is the one I like the best;

Quote# 70010
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.
Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.
God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion.
Kathy, Yahoo!Answers 84 Comments [1/30/2010 10:04:31 AM]
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I Googled Teutonic Plates to find it. Google suggests Tectonic right off the bat and takes you there. However, I persisted, and lo and behold there are a lot of links for Teutonic Plates, most as typos.

6/7/2010 8:30:57 AM

#1261967
Renon

I hope you get hit by an earthquake. That would prove that God has a great sense of humor.

2/28/2011 7:04:39 PM
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