Isn't Mickey mouse a wizard?
Mickey mouse and harry potter are both damned. And kids enjoy watching them. There is something wrong with that.
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Depending on the cartoon, Mickey is a wizard (actually just a wizard's apprentice), an airplane pilot, a steamboat pilot, a mediaeval tailor, or any number of other professions. He's sort of like Barbie, only with a short black body and bigger ears.
As for why kids enjoy watching wizards, well, kids (and many adults) love fantasy because it stimulates their imaginations. This is a GOOD thing, and there is nothing wrong with it.
~David D.G.
Mickey was a Wizard's apprentice. During the feature the wizard told him to clean the castle while he was away. Mickey tries to take the easy way out by casting a spell on the mop and bucket so they would clean istead, so he wouldn't have to do any work, but it ends up in disaster(I believe thats how it went, it's been a few years since I seen it).
It is supposed to teach kids a lesson.
Fiction. You know; like the bible.
But back to the mouse - I used to work for the little shit, and he IS evil. And hey, he named his dog after the Lord of the Underworld!
Well anti-nonsense, if they believe in the wonderful fictional hell, why shouldn't they believe in Mickey too? I mean, Disney and Hell are obviously the same thing and since Hell is real so is Disney!
Well, no, Mickey's not real. However, if he was, he'd be an actor who potrayed a wizards apprentice once. Mickey's had more roles than Micheal Caine and has hardly aged at all
"Isn't Mickey mouse a wizard?"
PROTIP: The 'Sorceror's Apprentice' section of the film "Fantasia" is not a documentary. And the "Kingdom Hearts" games by Square Enix would give you aneurysms, Deaga.
"Mickey mouse and harry potter are both damned. And kids enjoy watching them. There is something wrong with that."
Better not watch the anime series "Mahou Tsukai Tai", or "Kiddy Girl-and" if you know what's good for you:
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^"Ascoeur Potter and the Half-Blood ES-Member".
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The notion of Tweedledee (top right) as a student of witchcraft at Hogwarts (not taking into account her existing powers as one of GTO's ES-Members) is making my magic wand go all 'Engorgio'!
I hope the kids enjoy learning grammar more than you did, Deaga. Names are supposed to be capitalized, and it's bad form to start a sentence with the word "and".
If you don't like wizards; don't read books or watch films about wizards. Leave the rest of us to find our own amusements, m'kay.
Actually, Sir P, I believe *Hades* is the Greek afterlife for both good and bad. For VERY bad people, they had Tartarus, which is like the Christian hell.
Shouldn't you be locked up?
Seriously, you and the rest of RR are all damned. Yet you roam free outside the walls of a max-security sanitarium, and are allowed to bear children. There's something wrong with that.
I bet the "there's something wrong with that" is stressed on the "and kids enjoy watching them" part most
o noes, kids enjoy something we can't have that, not at rapture ready cause not being miserable and convinced that you're worthless and doing anything other than kissing their god's ass is SURELY a sin!
Now, Deaga, this may come as a shock for you, but:
Mickey Mouse isn’t fucking real!
And neither is Harry Potter, but you would think that for MM it is even more obvious.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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