Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
Isn't Mickey mouse a wizard?
Mickey mouse and harry potter are both damned. And kids enjoy watching them. There is something wrong with that.
[11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Damned to fictional hell?
11/25/2006 5:17:09 PM
Depending on the cartoon, Mickey is a wizard (actually just a wizard's apprentice), an airplane pilot, a steamboat pilot, a mediaeval tailor, or any number of other professions. He's sort of like Barbie, only with a short black body and bigger ears.
As for why kids enjoy watching wizards, well, kids (and many adults) love fantasy because it stimulates their imaginations. This is a GOOD thing, and there is
wrong with it.
11/26/2006 1:47:39 AM
Mickey Mouse also owns
the greatest fucking trailer ever!
. I'd seriously go to hell and back to own that thing...
11/26/2006 2:46:14 AM
Mickey was a Wizard's apprentice. During the feature the wizard told him to clean the castle while he was away. Mickey tries to take the easy way out by casting a spell on the mop and bucket so they would clean istead, so he wouldn't have to do any work, but it ends up in disaster(I believe thats how it went, it's been a few years since I seen it).
It is supposed to teach kids a lesson.
1/23/2008 10:53:41 PM
Rock on Harry Potter. Scared of Harry Potter? Obviously, stuck in your little funnymental mindbox, eh?
1/24/2008 1:07:48 PM
It's called "fiction."
1/24/2008 1:47:57 PM
They're fictional. Like Sauron or God
1/24/2008 1:54:10 PM
On this planet we have something called 'fiction'. Can you say that? FIK SHUNN. It's a term we use for something that we make up using our imaginations. You know,
. Please rest assured that neither Mickey Mouse nor Harry Potter are damned to hell. Hell is FICK SHUNN too.
1/24/2008 2:08:31 PM
Scared of a disney cartoon???
Dude, there's something wrong with you.
1/24/2008 2:10:04 PM
Fiction. You know; like the bible.
But back to the mouse - I used to work for the little shit, and he IS evil. And hey, he named his dog after the Lord of the Underworld!
1/24/2008 3:15:03 PM
Note that the Greek/Roman Tartarus was the entire Greek/Roman afterlife, both for good & evil people.
3/21/2010 4:35:58 AM
Apparently somebody missed the memo that Mickey Mouse and Harry Potter are FICTIONAL.
And Hell is FICTIONAL too.
3/21/2010 10:21:42 AM
Well anti-nonsense, if they believe in the wonderful fictional hell, why shouldn't they believe in Mickey too? I mean, Disney and Hell are obviously the same thing and since Hell is real so is Disney!
1/6/2011 12:30:15 PM
Well, no, Mickey's not real. However, if he was, he'd be an actor who potrayed a wizards apprentice once. Mickey's had more roles than Micheal Caine and has hardly aged at all
1/8/2011 8:03:11 AM
"Isn't Mickey mouse a wizard?"
PROTIP: The 'Sorceror's Apprentice' section of the film "Fantasia" is
a documentary. And the "Kingdom Hearts" games by Square Enix would give you aneurysms, Deaga.
"Mickey mouse and harry potter are both damned. And kids enjoy watching them. There is something wrong with that."
Better not watch the anime series "Mahou Tsukai Tai", or "Kiddy Girl-and" if you know what's good for you:
^"Ascoeur Potter and the Half-Blood ES-Member".
The notion of Tweedledee (top right) as a student of witchcraft at Hogwarts (not taking into account her existing powers as one of GTO's ES-Members) is making
magic wand go all 'Engorgio'!
1/8/2011 9:28:53 AM
I hope the kids enjoy learning grammar more than you did, Deaga. Names are supposed to be capitalized, and it's bad form to start a sentence with the word "and".
If you don't like wizards; don't read books or watch films about wizards. Leave the rest of us to find our own amusements, m'kay.
1/8/2011 9:43:57 AM
Actually, Sir P, I believe *Hades* is the Greek afterlife for both good and bad. For VERY bad people, they had Tartarus, which is like the Christian hell.
7/25/2011 12:27:18 AM
Shouldn't you be locked up?
Seriously, you and the rest of RR are all damned. Yet you roam free outside the walls of a max-security sanitarium, and are allowed to bear children. There's something wrong with that.
7/25/2011 12:51:02 AM
I bet the "there's something wrong with that" is stressed on the "and kids enjoy watching them" part most
o noes, kids enjoy something we can't have that, not at rapture ready cause not being miserable and convinced that you're worthless and doing anything other than kissing their god's ass is SURELY a sin!
7/25/2011 1:06:09 AM
There's nothing wrong with it at all. On the other hand, there's usually a lot wrong with anybody who posts on Rupture Ready.
7/25/2011 6:36:36 AM
This is what happens when a child's imagination is crippled by stupid religion.
7/25/2011 8:11:26 AM
Now, Deaga, this may come as a shock for you, but:
Mickey Mouse isn’t fucking real!
And neither is Harry Potter, but you would think that for MM it is even more obvious.
3/7/2014 3:44:58 AM
Disney is of da debbil?
3/7/2014 4:58:16 AM