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[Further to John's earlier assertion that the alphabet came before DNA...]

Let me give you something real simple so that a child can understand it. DNA code is made up of ACGT. The A here is the first letter in the alphabet. It is the beginning and DNA is also the beginning of everthing that is living. C stands for Christians. It is the Christians that are here to deliver God's message to the world. G of course stands for God. It is God who is expressing Himself in the DNA and thus God is expressing Himself in Creation. The T of course expresses God and the head or in His leadership over man. There is a lot that can be said about this, but now is not the place. If you have a small t then of course you have the cross that Jesus gave Himself for us. If you have a small g you will see that God has expressed Himself in us. The small c of course represents our humility before God. If we have pride or ego or are puffed up before God, then it is not going to work according to God's plan and purpose. The small a of course shows how things start off small in the beginning and over time they become greater. A journey of 1000 steps begins with one step. A study of the Bible begins with one word and one passage at a time.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 71 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Amigone201

Wow...I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and I know this is a dangerous one, but I do think it's justified. Ready? Here goes: JohnR7 has actually hit bottom. I really, simply, cannot believe that it gets any dumber than this. It simply isn't possible.

7/1/2006 2:33:21 AM

Yahweh

And so beginneths the July 06 FSTDT :)

7/1/2006 2:41:04 AM

CousinTed

Yeah, you're a fucking genius John.

7/1/2006 2:47:52 AM

Pike

Yup, it's official, JohnR7 is deranged.

7/1/2006 2:52:17 AM

DCoke

My god. They really do say the darndest things.


7/1/2006 2:52:22 AM

DCoke

God is English!

7/1/2006 2:52:32 AM

Sandman

I suspect that this is a case of someone beating a metaphor to death and beyond.

I think JohnR7 started this as a poetic metaphor to express \"God's word made real.\" I have no problem with that, per say, but I think he fell so in love with his own words that he forgot it WAS a metaphor, and now he is delighting so much in his \"cleverness\" at discovering this that he is refusing to see what is blindingly obvious.

And isn't it ironic that this is the same man who claims to know more about science than anyone else? Welcome to the new Dark Ages: when religion trumps observable reality, trouble shall surely follow...

7/1/2006 3:04:58 AM

Berny

If fundies don't get that the whole of the creation myth in Genesis is a metaphor, why would they get God is the Word as a metaphor?

7/1/2006 3:07:13 AM

Napoleon the Clown

I'll give you a collection of letters John. YAFM. Y is for You're. A is for A (the word, pronounced uh). The F is for Fucking. The M is for Moron.

The letters are used to represent the concept, idiot. Do you really think that apples are made up of the word \"apple\" many times over? If so, which language?

7/1/2006 3:12:06 AM

Ammerz

The lies my Biology teacher told me! All along, that heathen told me about purines and pyrimidines! What was she thinking?

7/1/2006 3:15:44 AM

Hadanelith

Amigone201: You underestimate his stupidity. I have no doubt that he will sink lower. Some way, some how, he will be even more stupid.

7/1/2006 3:32:33 AM

Papabear

Curious that \"G\" stands for God. Don't they have DNA in non-english speaking societies? I wonder if John thinks Arabs are genetically screwed up because Allah starts with an \"A\" and not a \"G.\"

7/1/2006 3:58:13 AM

themann1086

He has to be a troll. If he's not, I will have lost my last shreads of hope in humanity.

7/1/2006 3:59:53 AM

Napoleon the Clown

He has to be a troll. If he's not, I will have lost my last shreads of hope in humanity.

You haven't been frequenting the site for long, have you?

7/1/2006 4:10:16 AM

Zipperback

I thought numerology was crazy. This is \"alphabetology\" the search for significant patterns according to related first letters between words.

7/1/2006 4:45:06 AM

Babar

a very dedicated troll . . .

7/1/2006 5:15:21 AM

themann1086

Oh, I've read the entire archives... took me a week, but I did it.

I just can't comprehend going to this level of denial, and making shit up... consistently. It's not just this post; it's all his other ones added to it.

7/1/2006 5:42:44 AM

Rysith

Oh yes, John is famous for his blatent disregard for anything outside of the world that he lives in, which is clearly not our own. It seems like he grasps tiny shreds of science, like the DNA bases being abbreviated as A, C, G, and T, and then makes up his own explanations for them that have no bearing on reality. I'm sure that we've sung the song for John before, but once more, with feeling!

If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking about, and you really want to shout it out,
If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up!

7/1/2006 6:32:48 AM

ssdexecutor

Goddammit, this is really pissing me off, so I'm going to type as if I were shouting. THE LATIN ALPHABET WAS NOT CREATED BY GOD. THE LETTERS USED IN DNA CODE ARE NOTHING BUT L-E-T-T-E-R-S. DNA IS NOT MADE UP OF TINY LETTERS. THE LETTERS STAND FOR THE ENGLISH NAMES OF THE NUCLEOTIDES THAT MAKE UP THE DNA. NOTHING MORE.

Please tell me this guy is a troll. I cannot bring myself to admit that there are human beings who are honestly this stupid.

Oh, and why the hell does God only have a fascination with the English language, and the Latin alphabet?

7/1/2006 6:51:19 AM

Hadanelith

Rysith: the Song! It rises to mock JohnR7 yet again! I am pleased. Now, if I could only make some more verses...Anyone want to help me out?

7/1/2006 7:22:45 AM

Ice

Papabear

By what he's saying, DNA (ACGT) over here would be something like AKBT. But English must have always been THE language...

Not to mention every book I've ever seen has them listed as ATCG

7/1/2006 7:50:52 AM

Incubusion

Ahem...

IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

He goes on to claim every language uses the same letters, just occasionally symbols to represent them. This man deserves an award of some sort... no one can be this... ignorant without working hard at it.

7/1/2006 10:38:40 AM

NotMe

I bet that he has a whole dictionary at home with \"christified\" abbreviations.

7/1/2006 11:51:36 AM

JustinGG

Interesting how God decided to manifest his word in pretty much the newest language.

7/1/2006 12:42:49 PM

Nekhbet

Happy July Fool's Day JohnR7, You earned it.

7/1/2006 12:49:38 PM
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