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#48277
Amigone201
Wow...I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and I know this is a dangerous one, but I do think it's justified. Ready? Here goes: JohnR7 has actually hit bottom. I really, simply, cannot believe that it gets any dumber than this. It simply isn't possible.
7/1/2006 2:33:21 AM
#48278
Yahweh
And so beginneths the July 06 FSTDT :)
7/1/2006 2:41:04 AM
#48280
CousinTed
Yeah, you're a fucking genius John.
7/1/2006 2:47:52 AM
#48282
Pike
Yup, it's official, JohnR7 is deranged.
7/1/2006 2:52:17 AM
#48283
DCoke
My god. They really do say the darndest things.
7/1/2006 2:52:22 AM
#48284
DCoke
God is English!
7/1/2006 2:52:32 AM
#48294
Sandman
I suspect that this is a case of someone beating a metaphor to death and beyond.
I think JohnR7 started this as a poetic metaphor to express \"God's word made real.\" I have no problem with that, per say, but I think he fell so in love with his own words that he forgot it WAS a metaphor, and now he is delighting so much in his \"cleverness\" at discovering this that he is refusing to see what is blindingly obvious.
And isn't it ironic that this is the same man who claims to know more about science than anyone else? Welcome to the new Dark Ages: when religion trumps observable reality, trouble shall surely follow...
7/1/2006 3:04:58 AM
#48295
Berny
If fundies don't get that the whole of the creation myth in Genesis is a metaphor, why would they get God is the Word as a metaphor?
7/1/2006 3:07:13 AM
#48300
Napoleon the Clown
I'll give you a collection of letters John. YAFM. Y is for You're. A is for A (the word, pronounced uh). The F is for Fucking. The M is for Moron.
The letters are used to represent the concept, idiot. Do you really think that apples are made up of the word \"apple\" many times over? If so, which language?
7/1/2006 3:12:06 AM
#48306
Ammerz
The lies my Biology teacher told me! All along, that heathen told me about purines and pyrimidines! What was she thinking?
7/1/2006 3:15:44 AM
#48319
Hadanelith
Amigone201: You underestimate his stupidity. I have no doubt that he will sink lower. Some way, some how, he will be even more stupid.
7/1/2006 3:32:33 AM
#48331
Papabear
Curious that \"G\" stands for God. Don't they have DNA in non-english speaking societies? I wonder if John thinks Arabs are genetically screwed up because Allah starts with an \"A\" and not a \"G.\"
7/1/2006 3:58:13 AM
#48332
themann1086
He has to be a troll. If he's not, I will have lost my last shreads of hope in humanity.
7/1/2006 3:59:53 AM
#48334
Napoleon the Clown
He has to be a troll. If he's not, I will have lost my last shreads of hope in humanity.
You haven't been frequenting the site for long, have you?
7/1/2006 4:10:16 AM
#48339
Zipperback
I thought numerology was crazy. This is \"alphabetology\" the search for significant patterns according to related first letters between words.
7/1/2006 4:45:06 AM
#48343
Babar
a very dedicated troll . . .
7/1/2006 5:15:21 AM
#48346
themann1086
Oh, I've read the entire archives... took me a week, but I did it.
I just can't comprehend going to this level of denial, and making shit up... consistently. It's not just this post; it's all his other ones added to it.
7/1/2006 5:42:44 AM
#48351
Rysith
Oh yes, John is famous for his blatent disregard for anything outside of the world that he lives in, which is clearly not our own. It seems like he grasps tiny shreds of science, like the DNA bases being abbreviated as A, C, G, and T, and then makes up his own explanations for them that have no bearing on reality. I'm sure that we've sung the song for John before, but once more, with feeling!
If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up!
If you don't know what you're talking about, and you really want to shout it out,
If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up!
7/1/2006 6:32:48 AM
#48356
ssdexecutor
Goddammit, this is really pissing me off, so I'm going to type as if I were shouting. THE LATIN ALPHABET WAS NOT CREATED BY GOD. THE LETTERS USED IN DNA CODE ARE NOTHING BUT L-E-T-T-E-R-S. DNA IS NOT MADE UP OF TINY LETTERS. THE LETTERS STAND FOR THE ENGLISH NAMES OF THE NUCLEOTIDES THAT MAKE UP THE DNA. NOTHING MORE.
Please tell me this guy is a troll. I cannot bring myself to admit that there are human beings who are honestly this stupid.
Oh, and why the hell does God only have a fascination with the English language, and the Latin alphabet?
7/1/2006 6:51:19 AM
#48358
Hadanelith
Rysith: the Song! It rises to mock JohnR7 yet again! I am pleased. Now, if I could only make some more verses...Anyone want to help me out?
7/1/2006 7:22:45 AM
#48364
Ice
Papabear
By what he's saying, DNA (ACGT) over here would be something like AKBT. But English must have always been THE language...
Not to mention every book I've ever seen has them listed as ATCG
7/1/2006 7:50:52 AM
#48375
Incubusion
Ahem...
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
He goes on to claim every language uses the same letters, just occasionally symbols to represent them. This man deserves an award of some sort... no one can be this... ignorant without working hard at it.
7/1/2006 10:38:40 AM
#48381
NotMe
I bet that he has a whole dictionary at home with \"christified\" abbreviations.
7/1/2006 11:51:36 AM
#48385
JustinGG
Interesting how God decided to manifest his word in pretty much the newest language.
7/1/2006 12:42:49 PM
#48387
Nekhbet
Happy July Fool's Day JohnR7, You earned it.
7/1/2006 12:49:38 PM
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