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I would be careful revealing ANY personal info, even state or country if I were you. People get fired or arrested for being Christian, and practicing faith these days, when ratted out by some.

dad, Christian Forums 45 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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CousinTed

Translation: I am actually a 13 year old kid who doesn't want my mom to know I've been using her computer to be a dick.

Oh wait, its dad. Correction: I am a 43 year old man who doesn't want his mom to know I have has been using her computer to be a dick.

Christians are a dominant majority in the United States! You will not get fired in the USA for being a Christian! Christians are not being persecuted in the Western World!

7/1/2006 2:50:49 AM

DCoke

75% of the population is being persecuted, folks.

7/1/2006 2:54:43 AM

Amos

dad really does live in a world all his own.

7/1/2006 3:00:38 AM

Alex W.

Sorry if I stole this from someone here:



7/1/2006 3:11:53 AM

Berny

Outside of a few backward Islamic states in the Middle East, I'm fairly certain Christians are NOT being persecuted anywhere.
In fact, most Islamic states tolerate Christians just fine, unless you try and convert their people away from Islam. They take a rather dim view of that.
But the last time I checked, it's still illegal in Canada to shoot at the Jehovah's Witnesses that come around pestering you on a sunny Saturday...

7/1/2006 3:12:00 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Reality begs to differ.

7/1/2006 3:14:33 AM

Nicole

That's why there are so many of you brilliant people very proudly saying moronic things without anyone shooting at you or firing you, etc.

Some of us think you're an idiot, but you're not being persecuted.

7/1/2006 3:47:43 AM

Papabear

That may be good advice if one is in Iran or some other non-Xian theocracy, but in the U.S. Xians are about 82-85% of the population and are probably the safest of all groups. Even stamp collectors and mothers for blue clothes are probably more persecuted than U.S. Xians.

7/1/2006 3:49:48 AM

Zipperback

Don't forget North Korea. Commies can be pretty dick-headed about religion too.

7/1/2006 4:46:43 AM

Winston Jen

\"Alternate Bizzaro Universe Award\", no question!

7/1/2006 6:32:58 AM

ssdexecutor

Ever since that bullshit conference a few months ago, this persecution complex thing has given me many hearty laughs. Keep it up, dad.

7/1/2006 6:37:11 AM

Julian

He might be referring to those isolated instances when they choose to 'practise their faith' instead of doing their actual jobs, deliberately misrepresenting their employer.

7/1/2006 8:03:01 AM

Skyfire

Sorry kiddo, but there's higher odds of one Christian persecuting another than there is for Christians as a whole to suffer.

7/1/2006 10:41:59 AM

NotMe

So if someone posts his name and state on his profile his employer automatically knows who it is? I'm pretty sure that double names tend to occur in large areas with millions of people.

But then again he is right about keeping your profile as personal data free as possible. I read a news item about a guy being robbed by 2 14 year olds at gunpoint. He met them via MySpace and they pretended that they were their some 18 year old. The guy comes over to meet her and is robbed at gunpoint. A little bit further in the story it was said that he removed most private data from his MySpace profile, among others his salary!

7/1/2006 11:45:56 AM

Nekhbet

I live in a town that has more than one employer who has let it be known that he will ONLY HIRE CHRISTIANS. Some fuckin persecution, I don't know how they get away with it. Not liking someone isn't necessarily persecution.

7/1/2006 12:56:30 PM

Seomah

So... christians get fired out of all the really good jobs and have to stay in the worst ones. Like president of the united states and such...

7/1/2006 1:53:26 PM

Gerard

I think he would actually like that to be true. I think he really would.

7/1/2006 4:02:02 PM

g-21-lto

This guy had better live in Afghanistan or some such place.

7/1/2006 5:00:33 PM

TDR

Alex W, that just about says it all.

7/1/2006 6:15:15 PM

Crosis

<<< People get fired or arrested for being Christian, and practicing faith these days, when ratted out by some. >>>

Maybe in the Middle East, but not here. You might get fired for preaching to your coworkers incessantly, or arrested for harrassment or trespassing if you go door-to-door and won't get off their property even after they tell you to get the hell out. But the same is true if you were preaching any other religion (or atheism, for that matter). Religion isn't the reason for those repercussions, the reason is that you're being an ass.

7/1/2006 9:24:35 PM

McCulloch

\"People get fired or arrested for being Christian, and practicing faith these days, when ratted out by some.\"
And other morons are being elected to the White House for no other apparent reason than that they are a practicing Christian.

Now who was it who said that you should rejoice and be glad when people persecute you and say bad things about you for his sake? Big hint &#953;&#951;&#963;&#959;&#965; &#967;&#961;&#953;&#963;&#964;&#959;&#965;
So, if you think that you are being persecuted, Christian, do what your master tells you and stop complaining and rejoice.
Louder, I can't hear you!

7/2/2006 2:40:44 AM

ND

Who knows, in North Korea it could be happening.

7/2/2006 5:46:19 AM

ND

Can JohnR7 be nominated for some kind special award all for himself. This guy is priceless. His stupidity is infinite.

7/2/2006 5:52:41 AM

Prager

Sorry, dad. Fundamentalists persecute other religions and one or two minority groups but are not themselves the victims of any kind of persecution.

7/2/2006 11:39:23 AM

Fiarbudd

Oh yes please give us your name so we can find you and feed to the loins tonight live on Wpagn or just pagan TV than after the Christan buffet . I can worship my mutlibreasted and nippled god .and suckle form her many nipples of sweetness and taste the honey and the fruit of her sexual whoreness
.I got go .I have goat to sacrifice and blood to drink Christan t gather busy life us pagans lead busy busy busy bye all


7/2/2006 3:19:13 PM
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