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[Not remarkable by itself, but considering who it comes from...]

I know more about science than you can ever hope to know.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 40 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh
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Pike

And just where did JohnR7 learn his science? How can he, in his wildest fantasies, believe he has any grasp on science (let alone - reality)?

7/1/2006 2:56:06 AM

Napoleon the Clown

*Dies laughing.*

7/1/2006 3:15:00 AM

Berny

He larned it frum the same folks that gave Kent Hovind is teachin' da-gree, that's where!

7/1/2006 3:16:24 AM

Hadanelith

No you don't.

7/1/2006 3:34:12 AM

Papabear

Oh, John, stay in the shallow end. You have such a tendency to get in over your head.

7/1/2006 3:44:44 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Oh, John, stay in the shallow end. You have such a tendency to get in over your head.

He'd still go in over his head.

7/1/2006 4:08:25 AM

Winston Jen

John \"Retard Mk 7\"?

7/1/2006 4:43:33 AM

Khaine

<<And just where did JohnR7 learn his science? How can he, in his wildest fantasies, believe he has any grasp on science (let alone - reality)?>>

John learned his science from L. Ron Hubbard and then converted it into his own personal version of Christ-a-nutary.

7/1/2006 5:09:46 AM

Grey Area

This statement is true, at least in the sense that I fervently hope that I never know the things that JohnR7 \"knows\" about science.

7/1/2006 6:00:55 AM

Winston Jen

All right! Who keeps voting \"1\"?

7/1/2006 6:41:42 AM

Julian

Ironically, this statement is completely wrong, yet somehow my wrongness meter only blips in comparison to when he actually open his mouth to talk about 'science'.

7/1/2006 7:59:06 AM

NotMe

Every one is happy as long as he keeps his \"science\" to himself.

7/1/2006 11:40:06 AM

JustinGG

I think John is having a bit of a meltdown.

7/1/2006 12:44:29 PM

Nekhbet

That's because you made it up all by your little self. Yep, nobody knows science like you do.

7/1/2006 12:59:43 PM

anon

That is entirely true. I definitely do NOT hope to know anything that you \"know\" about science.

Shoot. I posted before I saw Gray Area's comment. Me too!


7/1/2006 1:32:23 PM

Seomah

Albert Einstein: \"Imagination is more important than knowledge.\"

JohnR7 can be a genius, then.

7/1/2006 1:56:44 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

In that case, quit your blathering, go build a fusion reactor and solve the energy crisis or something.

7/1/2006 4:59:05 PM

TDR

I hope so, John. I really do. I really hope you're just fucking with us, because if anyone was genuinely as dumb as you, I'd lose faith in humanity

7/1/2006 6:17:34 PM

Crosis

Today must not be Opposites Day.

7/1/2006 9:21:34 PM

ND

This guy makes me feel like putting my head through a wall.

7/2/2006 5:48:31 AM

Prager

\"falls on the floor rolling around laughing hysterically\"

7/2/2006 10:57:14 AM

Jane the Bane

Welcome to the Bizarro Universe!

7/2/2006 12:41:05 PM

James

I'd love a demonstration of faith-based science. Surely their god would prove all us heathens wrong by helping some fundies fly safely down after jumping off a cliff?

You could show the whole thing on canadian Discovery Channel... in between \"worst handyman\" and Mythbusters sounds about right!

7/2/2006 7:01:06 PM

Redhunter

If by 'science' he means, 'strait-jackets' then I believe him.

7/3/2006 7:33:40 AM

Tigerdreams

\"You are about to enter another dimension; a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind... There's a signpost up ahead: Next stop, the Twilight Zone!\"

7/3/2006 7:36:57 AM
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